"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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What animal would a DJ be and why?

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If a chic asks you "what animal you would be and why"? What would a DJ say?
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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I wonder about these threads..

I'd say a cat. Why? Because now only am I cute, cuddly and adorable, I listen to noone, sleep when I want, eat when I want, relieve myself whenever I want, AND I get to stay in tip top fur condition.
 

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I would be wolf. I am furry, scary, cute cuddly once tame. Also I am strong minded, strong willed and above all agile :D

Smoke
 

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Either a bull or a lion. Nothing says man like a load of bull or lion semen in your face :rockon:
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Killa, it's funny you bring that up. I just noticed AS well that there is a dog, a cat, a lion AND A wolf here.

Pertaining to myself, I don't use pickup lines, or routines like a cat. The only time I'll drop a line is when the situation presents itself (ie: 'I saw you were looking bored and I thought I could come and cheer you up'). Thus, I'm a morphed form of a cat, with traits of lion and wolf :).

Nice read though.
 
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Michele said:
a paladin.

noble, courageous, high charisma, and i'd ride her like a noble steed.
A paladin isn't an Animal. WTF? She'll think your uneducated.
 

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Her: So what animal would you be and why?

You: "I will be a C@CK because I like to be in control."

Her: "what???!!

You: "you know a c@ck which is also known as a rooster?! what were you thinking off??????"
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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DJDamage said:
Her: So what animal would you be and why?

You: "I will be a C@CK because I like to be in control."

Her: "what???!!

You: "you know a c@ck which is also known as a rooster?! what were you thinking off??????"

If this were happening by email, do you think you even get a "WHAT"?
 

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DJDamage said:
Her: So what animal would you be and why?

You: "I will be a C@CK because I like to be in control."

Her: "what???!!

You: "you know a c@ck which is also known as a rooster?! what were you thinking off??????"
Yea.... You would get shut down real bad for that..... You wouldn't even get to say rooster. Unless she is a huge Nympho then maybe but no just no.
 

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LOL...funny thread.

I'd say a lion...a whole pack of females that do all the chores for him, and he gets to pick the ones he fvcks...and he's also king of the jungle....:D
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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if a chick asks "why does some random guy who just joined this forum a few days ago post such a stupid thread?"

what would u say to that? do u realize that IF, and its a big IF you are being serious right now, then you are actually trying to have a social life online trying to converse with random people thru a forum

either give some ****ing advice, or ask a question about girls - none of this bullshyt buddy
 
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Calm down.

DO you know the reason I asked this question?

Maybe Jennifer Lopez emailed it to me and asked me. And I came here asking for advice.

Jesus.
 

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A banobo monkey. Coz I **** like you wouldn't believe!
 

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3 things...

Call_Me_Daddy said:
Mr. Nobody.

Step right this way.

Welcome to the ignore list. *click*


First I was like...:crackup:



My Name is Nobody said:
Who cares? Go to hell.
then I was like...:crackup: :crackup:



All The Answers said:
if a chick asks "why does some random guy who just joined this forum a few days ago post such a stupid thread?"
Then I was like....:rockon:
 
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ValleyDJing said:
3 things...





First I was like...:crackup:





then I was like...:crackup: :crackup:





Then I was like....:rockon:

And then you read that J Lo asked me this question.

Nuff said.
I'll be back for more crazy questions that you pimps can help me out with.

Afterall, I need some pu$$y.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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