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If a chic asks you "what animal you would be and why"? What would a DJ say?
“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
What animal would a DJ be and why?
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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
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I wonder about these threads..
I'd say a cat. Why? Because now only am I cute, cuddly and adorable, I listen to noone, sleep when I want, eat when I want, relieve myself whenever I want, AND I get to stay in tip top fur condition.
I'd say a cat. Why? Because now only am I cute, cuddly and adorable, I listen to noone, sleep when I want, eat when I want, relieve myself whenever I want, AND I get to stay in tip top fur condition.
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Not bad!
MissionX
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I would be wolf. I am furry, scary, cute cuddly once tame. Also I am strong minded, strong willed and above all agile 
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WhitePimp
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Either a bull or a lion. Nothing says man like a load of bull or lion semen in your face :rockon:
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
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a paladin.
noble, courageous, high charisma, and i'd ride her like a noble steed.
noble, courageous, high charisma, and i'd ride her like a noble steed.
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Michele said:
LOL
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Killa, it's funny you bring that up. I just noticed AS well that there is a dog, a cat, a lion AND A wolf here.
Pertaining to myself, I don't use pickup lines, or routines like a cat. The only time I'll drop a line is when the situation presents itself (ie: 'I saw you were looking bored and I thought I could come and cheer you up'). Thus, I'm a morphed form of a cat, with traits of lion and wolf.
Nice read though.
Pertaining to myself, I don't use pickup lines, or routines like a cat. The only time I'll drop a line is when the situation presents itself (ie: 'I saw you were looking bored and I thought I could come and cheer you up'). Thus, I'm a morphed form of a cat, with traits of lion and wolf
.Nice read though.
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A paladin isn't an Animal. WTF? She'll think your uneducated.Michele said:
Her: So what animal would you be and why?
You: "I will be a C@CK because I like to be in control."
Her: "what???!!
You: "you know a c@ck which is also known as a rooster?! what were you thinking off??????"
You: "I will be a C@CK because I like to be in control."
Her: "what???!!
You: "you know a c@ck which is also known as a rooster?! what were you thinking off??????"
“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”
Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.
I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.
Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules. Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.
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DJDamage said:
If this were happening by email, do you think you even get a "WHAT"?
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Yea.... You would get shut down real bad for that..... You wouldn't even get to say rooster. Unless she is a huge Nympho then maybe but no just no.DJDamage said:
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Mr. Nobody.
Step right this way.
Welcome to the ignore list. *click*
Step right this way.
Welcome to the ignore list. *click*
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Call_Me_Daddy said:
Who cares? Go to hell.
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LOL...funny thread.
I'd say a lion...a whole pack of females that do all the chores for him, and he gets to pick the ones he fvcks...and he's also king of the jungle....
I'd say a lion...a whole pack of females that do all the chores for him, and he gets to pick the ones he fvcks...and he's also king of the jungle....
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
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if a chick asks "why does some random guy who just joined this forum a few days ago post such a stupid thread?"
what would u say to that? do u realize that IF, and its a big IF you are being serious right now, then you are actually trying to have a social life online trying to converse with random people thru a forum
either give some ****ing advice, or ask a question about girls - none of this bullshyt buddy
what would u say to that? do u realize that IF, and its a big IF you are being serious right now, then you are actually trying to have a social life online trying to converse with random people thru a forum
either give some ****ing advice, or ask a question about girls - none of this bullshyt buddy
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Calm down.
DO you know the reason I asked this question?
Maybe Jennifer Lopez emailed it to me and asked me. And I came here asking for advice.
Jesus.
DO you know the reason I asked this question?
Maybe Jennifer Lopez emailed it to me and asked me. And I came here asking for advice.
Jesus.
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3 things...
First I was like...:crackup:
Call_Me_Daddy said:
First I was like...:crackup:
then I was like...:crackup: :crackup:My Name is Nobody said:
Then I was like....:rockon:All The Answers said:
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ValleyDJing said:
And then you read that J Lo asked me this question.
Nuff said.
I'll be back for more crazy questions that you pimps can help me out with.
Afterall, I need some pu$$y.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.