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If a chic asks you "what animal you would be and why"? What would a DJ say?
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
What animal would a DJ be and why?
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"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
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I wonder about these threads..
I'd say a cat. Why? Because now only am I cute, cuddly and adorable, I listen to noone, sleep when I want, eat when I want, relieve myself whenever I want, AND I get to stay in tip top fur condition.
I'd say a cat. Why? Because now only am I cute, cuddly and adorable, I listen to noone, sleep when I want, eat when I want, relieve myself whenever I want, AND I get to stay in tip top fur condition.
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Not bad!
MissionX
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I would be wolf. I am furry, scary, cute cuddly once tame. Also I am strong minded, strong willed and above all agile 
Smoke
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WhitePimp
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Either a bull or a lion. Nothing says man like a load of bull or lion semen in your face :rockon:
“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
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a paladin.
noble, courageous, high charisma, and i'd ride her like a noble steed.
noble, courageous, high charisma, and i'd ride her like a noble steed.
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Michele said:
LOL
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Killa, it's funny you bring that up. I just noticed AS well that there is a dog, a cat, a lion AND A wolf here.
Pertaining to myself, I don't use pickup lines, or routines like a cat. The only time I'll drop a line is when the situation presents itself (ie: 'I saw you were looking bored and I thought I could come and cheer you up'). Thus, I'm a morphed form of a cat, with traits of lion and wolf.
Nice read though.
Pertaining to myself, I don't use pickup lines, or routines like a cat. The only time I'll drop a line is when the situation presents itself (ie: 'I saw you were looking bored and I thought I could come and cheer you up'). Thus, I'm a morphed form of a cat, with traits of lion and wolf
.Nice read though.
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A paladin isn't an Animal. WTF? She'll think your uneducated.Michele said:
Her: So what animal would you be and why?
You: "I will be a C@CK because I like to be in control."
Her: "what???!!
You: "you know a c@ck which is also known as a rooster?! what were you thinking off??????"
You: "I will be a C@CK because I like to be in control."
Her: "what???!!
You: "you know a c@ck which is also known as a rooster?! what were you thinking off??????"
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
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DJDamage said:
If this were happening by email, do you think you even get a "WHAT"?
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Yea.... You would get shut down real bad for that..... You wouldn't even get to say rooster. Unless she is a huge Nympho then maybe but no just no.DJDamage said:
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Mr. Nobody.
Step right this way.
Welcome to the ignore list. *click*
Step right this way.
Welcome to the ignore list. *click*
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Call_Me_Daddy said:
Who cares? Go to hell.
L777
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LOL...funny thread.
I'd say a lion...a whole pack of females that do all the chores for him, and he gets to pick the ones he fvcks...and he's also king of the jungle....
I'd say a lion...a whole pack of females that do all the chores for him, and he gets to pick the ones he fvcks...and he's also king of the jungle....
“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
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if a chick asks "why does some random guy who just joined this forum a few days ago post such a stupid thread?"
what would u say to that? do u realize that IF, and its a big IF you are being serious right now, then you are actually trying to have a social life online trying to converse with random people thru a forum
either give some ****ing advice, or ask a question about girls - none of this bullshyt buddy
what would u say to that? do u realize that IF, and its a big IF you are being serious right now, then you are actually trying to have a social life online trying to converse with random people thru a forum
either give some ****ing advice, or ask a question about girls - none of this bullshyt buddy
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Calm down.
DO you know the reason I asked this question?
Maybe Jennifer Lopez emailed it to me and asked me. And I came here asking for advice.
Jesus.
DO you know the reason I asked this question?
Maybe Jennifer Lopez emailed it to me and asked me. And I came here asking for advice.
Jesus.
ValleyDJing
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3 things...
First I was like...:crackup:
Call_Me_Daddy said:
First I was like...:crackup:
then I was like...:crackup: :crackup:My Name is Nobody said:
Then I was like....:rockon:All The Answers said:
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ValleyDJing said:
And then you read that J Lo asked me this question.
Nuff said.
I'll be back for more crazy questions that you pimps can help me out with.
Afterall, I need some pu$$y.
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.