"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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What animal would a DJ be and why?

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If a chic asks you "what animal you would be and why"? What would a DJ say?
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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I wonder about these threads..

I'd say a cat. Why? Because now only am I cute, cuddly and adorable, I listen to noone, sleep when I want, eat when I want, relieve myself whenever I want, AND I get to stay in tip top fur condition.
 
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I would be wolf. I am furry, scary, cute cuddly once tame. Also I am strong minded, strong willed and above all agile :D

Smoke
 
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Either a bull or a lion. Nothing says man like a load of bull or lion semen in your face :rockon:
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Killa, it's funny you bring that up. I just noticed AS well that there is a dog, a cat, a lion AND A wolf here.

Pertaining to myself, I don't use pickup lines, or routines like a cat. The only time I'll drop a line is when the situation presents itself (ie: 'I saw you were looking bored and I thought I could come and cheer you up'). Thus, I'm a morphed form of a cat, with traits of lion and wolf :).

Nice read though.
 
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Michele said:
a paladin.

noble, courageous, high charisma, and i'd ride her like a noble steed.
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A paladin isn't an Animal. WTF? She'll think your uneducated.
 
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Her: So what animal would you be and why?

You: "I will be a C@CK because I like to be in control."

Her: "what???!!

You: "you know a c@ck which is also known as a rooster?! what were you thinking off??????"
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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DJDamage said:
Her: So what animal would you be and why?

You: "I will be a C@CK because I like to be in control."

Her: "what???!!

You: "you know a c@ck which is also known as a rooster?! what were you thinking off??????"
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If this were happening by email, do you think you even get a "WHAT"?
 
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DJDamage said:
Her: So what animal would you be and why?

You: "I will be a C@CK because I like to be in control."

Her: "what???!!

You: "you know a c@ck which is also known as a rooster?! what were you thinking off??????"
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Yea.... You would get shut down real bad for that..... You wouldn't even get to say rooster. Unless she is a huge Nympho then maybe but no just no.
 
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LOL...funny thread.

I'd say a lion...a whole pack of females that do all the chores for him, and he gets to pick the ones he fvcks...and he's also king of the jungle....:D
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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if a chick asks "why does some random guy who just joined this forum a few days ago post such a stupid thread?"

what would u say to that? do u realize that IF, and its a big IF you are being serious right now, then you are actually trying to have a social life online trying to converse with random people thru a forum

either give some ****ing advice, or ask a question about girls - none of this bullshyt buddy
 
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Calm down.

DO you know the reason I asked this question?

Maybe Jennifer Lopez emailed it to me and asked me. And I came here asking for advice.

Jesus.
 
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A banobo monkey. Coz I **** like you wouldn't believe!
 
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3 things...

Call_Me_Daddy said:
Mr. Nobody.

Step right this way.

Welcome to the ignore list. *click*
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First I was like...:crackup:



My Name is Nobody said:
Who cares? Go to hell.
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then I was like...:crackup: :crackup:



All The Answers said:
if a chick asks "why does some random guy who just joined this forum a few days ago post such a stupid thread?"
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Then I was like....:rockon:
 
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ValleyDJing said:
3 things...





First I was like...:crackup:





then I was like...:crackup: :crackup:





Then I was like....:rockon:
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And then you read that J Lo asked me this question.

Nuff said.
I'll be back for more crazy questions that you pimps can help me out with.

Afterall, I need some pu$$y.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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