Giovanni Casanova
Master Don Juan
- Joined
- Jan 5, 2002
- Messages
- 5,550
- Reaction score
- 18
- Age
- 47
- Location
- Hiding in Penkitten's Linen Closet
Tough choice. I'll take the genie though.
Ugly... or stupid?
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
"this" or "that"
- Thread starter dip
- Start date
Ugly... or stupid?
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
penkitten
Master Don Juan
stupid...
that was an easy one!
ok the i dream of genie chick
or
catwoman
that was an easy one!
ok the i dream of genie chick
or
catwoman
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
Julie Numar, Ertha Kit, Michelle Pfeiffer or Halle Berry?
Giovanni Casanova
Master Don Juan
- Joined
- Jan 5, 2002
- Messages
- 5,550
- Reaction score
- 18
- Age
- 47
- Location
- Hiding in Penkitten's Linen Closet
The genie chick still... she'll give you three wishes.
Sex in a movie theater or sex in a department store dressing room?
penkitten
Master Don Juan
department store..
cant miss an action packed film...
sex on the football field late at night in the dark
or
sex under the bleechers at a football game
cant miss an action packed film...
sex on the football field late at night in the dark
or
sex under the bleechers at a football game
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
Giovanni Casanova
Master Don Juan
- Joined
- Jan 5, 2002
- Messages
- 5,550
- Reaction score
- 18
- Age
- 47
- Location
- Hiding in Penkitten's Linen Closet
Under the bleachers.
Coke, pop, or soda?
Spike_the_Dragon
Senior Don Juan
...A six-pack of what?
Beer I hope...
Beer I hope...
I-am-someone
Senior Don Juan
Neither, I've already got bothOriginally posted by hacx
Coke
a six pack or a big d!ck?
A girl that knows how to deepthroat
or
A girl that likes anal
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
loveprefect
Senior Don Juan
Have your arms chopped off
PARIS HILTON or NIKKI HILTON?
PARIS HILTON or NIKKI HILTON?
Abbott
Master Don Juan
Hm...I would've said legs. You could still get around in a wheelchair.
Paris.
No penis or no balls?
Now that's food for thought.
Ben
Paris.
No penis or no balls?
Now that's food for thought.
Ben
Aztec
Master Don Juan
No balls.
Wearing a tight fitting pink Tshirt saying:
NAMBLA Life Member
or
Fag for Life
Wearing a tight fitting pink Tshirt saying:
NAMBLA Life Member
or
Fag for Life
WesCottII
Master Don Juan
Fag for life.
Virgin for life
OR
Sex with a big, fat, smelly troll woman. Who hasn't taken a bath since she was born.
Virgin for life
OR
Sex with a big, fat, smelly troll woman. Who hasn't taken a bath since she was born.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
WesCottII
Master Don Juan
kruger
Live in the playboy mansion
Or
Winning the lottery?
Live in the playboy mansion
Or
Winning the lottery?
penkitten
Master Don Juan
lottery...
eat alligator?
or
eat shark?
eat alligator?
or
eat shark?
GlutusMaximus86
Master Don Juan
- Joined
- Sep 2, 2002
- Messages
- 638
- Reaction score
- 1
Alligator
Pink Floyd
Or
Radiohead?
Pink Floyd
Or
Radiohead?
crazysheep4
Don Juan
- Joined
- Jan 31, 2004
- Messages
- 27
- Reaction score
- 0
pink floyd
import(civic/integra) or domestic(camaro/mustang)
import(civic/integra) or domestic(camaro/mustang)
Disconnect
Master Don Juan
- Joined
- Aug 3, 2004
- Messages
- 524
- Reaction score
- 0
- Age
- 38
Import.
Anal or Nasal?
Anal or Nasal?
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.