Giovanni Casanova
Master Don Juan
- Joined
- Jan 5, 2002
- Messages
- 5,550
- Reaction score
- 18
- Age
- 47
- Location
- Hiding in Penkitten's Linen Closet
Tough choice. I'll take the genie though.
Ugly... or stupid?
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
"this" or "that"
- Thread starter dip
- Start date
Ugly... or stupid?
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
penkitten
Master Don Juan
stupid...
that was an easy one!
ok the i dream of genie chick
or
catwoman
that was an easy one!
ok the i dream of genie chick
or
catwoman
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
Julie Numar, Ertha Kit, Michelle Pfeiffer or Halle Berry?
Giovanni Casanova
Master Don Juan
- Joined
- Jan 5, 2002
- Messages
- 5,550
- Reaction score
- 18
- Age
- 47
- Location
- Hiding in Penkitten's Linen Closet
The genie chick still... she'll give you three wishes.
Sex in a movie theater or sex in a department store dressing room?
penkitten
Master Don Juan
department store..
cant miss an action packed film...
sex on the football field late at night in the dark
or
sex under the bleechers at a football game
cant miss an action packed film...
sex on the football field late at night in the dark
or
sex under the bleechers at a football game
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
Giovanni Casanova
Master Don Juan
- Joined
- Jan 5, 2002
- Messages
- 5,550
- Reaction score
- 18
- Age
- 47
- Location
- Hiding in Penkitten's Linen Closet
Under the bleachers.
Coke, pop, or soda?
Spike_the_Dragon
Senior Don Juan
...A six-pack of what?
Beer I hope...
Beer I hope...
I-am-someone
Senior Don Juan
Neither, I've already got bothOriginally posted by hacx
Coke
a six pack or a big d!ck?
A girl that knows how to deepthroat
or
A girl that likes anal
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
loveprefect
Senior Don Juan
Have your arms chopped off
PARIS HILTON or NIKKI HILTON?
PARIS HILTON or NIKKI HILTON?
Abbott
Master Don Juan
Hm...I would've said legs. You could still get around in a wheelchair.
Paris.
No penis or no balls?
Now that's food for thought.
Ben
Paris.
No penis or no balls?
Now that's food for thought.
Ben
Aztec
Master Don Juan
No balls.
Wearing a tight fitting pink Tshirt saying:
NAMBLA Life Member
or
Fag for Life
Wearing a tight fitting pink Tshirt saying:
NAMBLA Life Member
or
Fag for Life
WesCottII
Master Don Juan
Fag for life.
Virgin for life
OR
Sex with a big, fat, smelly troll woman. Who hasn't taken a bath since she was born.
Virgin for life
OR
Sex with a big, fat, smelly troll woman. Who hasn't taken a bath since she was born.
“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
WesCottII
Master Don Juan
kruger
Live in the playboy mansion
Or
Winning the lottery?
Live in the playboy mansion
Or
Winning the lottery?
penkitten
Master Don Juan
lottery...
eat alligator?
or
eat shark?
eat alligator?
or
eat shark?
GlutusMaximus86
Master Don Juan
- Joined
- Sep 2, 2002
- Messages
- 638
- Reaction score
- 1
Alligator
Pink Floyd
Or
Radiohead?
Pink Floyd
Or
Radiohead?
crazysheep4
Don Juan
- Joined
- Jan 31, 2004
- Messages
- 27
- Reaction score
- 0
pink floyd
import(civic/integra) or domestic(camaro/mustang)
import(civic/integra) or domestic(camaro/mustang)
Disconnect
Master Don Juan
- Joined
- Aug 3, 2004
- Messages
- 524
- Reaction score
- 0
- Age
- 38
Import.
Anal or Nasal?
Anal or Nasal?
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.