"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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"this" or "that"

Giovanni Casanova

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Originally posted by penkitten
i dream of genie chick
or
the bewitched chick
Tough choice. I'll take the genie though.

Ugly... or stupid?
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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stupid...
that was an easy one!

ok the i dream of genie chick
or
catwoman
 

Francisco d'Anconia

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Originally posted by penkitten
stupid...
that was an easy one!

ok the i dream of genie chick
or
catwoman
Julie Numar, Ertha Kit, Michelle Pfeiffer or Halle Berry?
 

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Originally posted by penkitten
ok the i dream of genie chick
or
catwoman
The genie chick still... she'll give you three wishes.

Sex in a movie theater or sex in a department store dressing room?
 

penkitten

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department store..
cant miss an action packed film...

sex on the football field late at night in the dark
or
sex under the bleechers at a football game
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Originally posted by penkitten
sex on the football field late at night in the dark
or
sex under the bleechers at a football game
Under the bleachers.

Coke, pop, or soda?
 

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Coke


a six pack or a big d!ck?:cool:
 

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...A six-pack of what?


Beer I hope...
 

SamePendo

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I'd say one that likes anal. One thing is to know how to deepthroat, and another to like it ;).

Have your legs chopped off,

or

Have your arms chopped off?
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Have your arms chopped off

PARIS HILTON or NIKKI HILTON?
 

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No balls.


Wearing a tight fitting pink Tshirt saying:


NAMBLA Life Member

or

Fag for Life
 

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Fag for life.

Virgin for life

OR

Sex with a big, fat, smelly troll woman. Who hasn't taken a bath since she was born.
 

oOh Nasty

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penkitten ;)

who's Jus_likeCandy?

anyways.

sex with:

michael jackson?

or

freddy kreuger?
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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kruger

Live in the playboy mansion

Or

Winning the lottery?
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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