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Re: Re: Say what, pen?

Originally posted by Spike_the_Dragon


When in Mexico you should:


A. Drink the water and become violently ill.


or


B. Kill a wild donkey and drink it's blood in order to quench your thirst thus sustaining your life, although you might also grow violently ill from doing so...

?
:D This is hilarious! :D

Classic.

Go to the moon

or

Go to the deepest spot in the sea?
 

B9

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moon.

would you prefer to swallow or take it up the bum?
 

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swallow...:(


the whole group gets killed

or

you pin-point half of them (those to get killed)
 

Abbott

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The whole group.


A kidnapper takes both your sister and your daughter. He's a greedy bastard so you only have enough ransom money for one of them. Who do you pick?

Your sister lives,

OR

Your daughter lives?
 

Spike_the_Dragon

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Sister lives. I don't have any kids and I doubt that I ever will. Although, in real life I'd just track the guy down and kill him thus saving the lives of my loved ones. :D



Which of the following types of alien babes would you most like to bed:


A.Reptelian alien babe (careful, she's poisonous).

or,

B. Squid-like alien babe (warning, she's dangerously acidic).

?
 

penkitten

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Originally posted by johnballantine02
Reptilain alien babe.


Hamster or Garden House up butt?
im gonna go with hamster since a house wont fit up my butt...

eat a maget sandwhich

or

lie down in a tub of spiders
 

check_mate_kid_uk

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Originally posted by Spike_the_Dragon
Sister lives. I don't have any kids and I doubt that I ever will. Although, in real life I'd just track the guy down and kill him thus saving the lives of my loved ones. :D
?
and more importantly the money:p
 

I-am-someone

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Cancer... duh, you can still have sex when you have cancer :D


Jump off of a skyscraper.

or

Stand at the bottom of a skyscraper, waiting for a big fat cow to fall on your head?
 

check_mate_kid_uk

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wait for the cow to fall, it might not hit you.

spend a a week in a room with a cow

or a week with a repulsivly ugly girl that is really anoying and what shut the fcuk up.
 

I-am-someone

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No, the cow will fall on your head, so pick again :D

I'd prefer a week with a repulsively ugly girl that is really annoying and won't shut the fvck up.

At least I'll learn something from that :D
 

check_mate_kid_uk

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listen i dont know about you but if i see a cow falling towards me, i would move.
 

What happens, IN HER MIND, is that she comes to see you as WORTHLESS simply because she hasn't had to INVEST anything in you in order to get you or to keep you.

You were an interesting diversion while she had nothing else to do. But now that someone a little more valuable has come along, someone who expects her to treat him very well, she'll have no problem at all dropping you or demoting you to lowly "friendship" status.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

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Donkey.

Get caught shagging a man by a hot popular woman (at your workplace)

Or

Get caught jerking off by your entire family?
 
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get caught shagging a man at my work place....


eat yellow snow
or
eat brown snow
 

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filet mingeon...


i dream of genie chick
or
the bewitched chick
 
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