"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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"this" or "that"

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Originally posted by penkitten
i dream of genie chick
or
the bewitched chick
Tough choice. I'll take the genie though.

Ugly... or stupid?
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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stupid...
that was an easy one!

ok the i dream of genie chick
or
catwoman
 

Francisco d'Anconia

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Originally posted by penkitten
stupid...
that was an easy one!

ok the i dream of genie chick
or
catwoman
Julie Numar, Ertha Kit, Michelle Pfeiffer or Halle Berry?
 

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Originally posted by penkitten
ok the i dream of genie chick
or
catwoman
The genie chick still... she'll give you three wishes.

Sex in a movie theater or sex in a department store dressing room?
 

penkitten

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department store..
cant miss an action packed film...

sex on the football field late at night in the dark
or
sex under the bleechers at a football game
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Originally posted by penkitten
sex on the football field late at night in the dark
or
sex under the bleechers at a football game
Under the bleachers.

Coke, pop, or soda?
 

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Coke


a six pack or a big d!ck?:cool:
 

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...A six-pack of what?


Beer I hope...
 

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I'd say one that likes anal. One thing is to know how to deepthroat, and another to like it ;).

Have your legs chopped off,

or

Have your arms chopped off?
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Have your arms chopped off

PARIS HILTON or NIKKI HILTON?
 

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No balls.


Wearing a tight fitting pink Tshirt saying:


NAMBLA Life Member

or

Fag for Life
 

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Fag for life.

Virgin for life

OR

Sex with a big, fat, smelly troll woman. Who hasn't taken a bath since she was born.
 

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penkitten ;)

who's Jus_likeCandy?

anyways.

sex with:

michael jackson?

or

freddy kreuger?
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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kruger

Live in the playboy mansion

Or

Winning the lottery?
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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