Giovanni Casanova
Master Don Juan
- Joined
- Jan 5, 2002
- Messages
- 5,550
- Reaction score
- 18
- Age
- 47
- Location
- Hiding in Penkitten's Linen Closet
Tough choice. I'll take the genie though.
Ugly... or stupid?
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
"this" or "that"
- Thread starter dip
- Start date
Ugly... or stupid?
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
penkitten
Master Don Juan
stupid...
that was an easy one!
ok the i dream of genie chick
or
catwoman
that was an easy one!
ok the i dream of genie chick
or
catwoman
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
Julie Numar, Ertha Kit, Michelle Pfeiffer or Halle Berry?
Giovanni Casanova
Master Don Juan
- Joined
- Jan 5, 2002
- Messages
- 5,550
- Reaction score
- 18
- Age
- 47
- Location
- Hiding in Penkitten's Linen Closet
The genie chick still... she'll give you three wishes.
Sex in a movie theater or sex in a department store dressing room?
penkitten
Master Don Juan
department store..
cant miss an action packed film...
sex on the football field late at night in the dark
or
sex under the bleechers at a football game
cant miss an action packed film...
sex on the football field late at night in the dark
or
sex under the bleechers at a football game
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Giovanni Casanova
Master Don Juan
- Joined
- Jan 5, 2002
- Messages
- 5,550
- Reaction score
- 18
- Age
- 47
- Location
- Hiding in Penkitten's Linen Closet
Under the bleachers.
Coke, pop, or soda?
Spike_the_Dragon
Senior Don Juan
...A six-pack of what?
Beer I hope...
Beer I hope...
I-am-someone
Senior Don Juan
Neither, I've already got bothOriginally posted by hacx
Coke
a six pack or a big d!ck?
A girl that knows how to deepthroat
or
A girl that likes anal
“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
loveprefect
Senior Don Juan
Have your arms chopped off
PARIS HILTON or NIKKI HILTON?
PARIS HILTON or NIKKI HILTON?
Abbott
Master Don Juan
Hm...I would've said legs. You could still get around in a wheelchair.
Paris.
No penis or no balls?
Now that's food for thought.
Ben
Paris.
No penis or no balls?
Now that's food for thought.
Ben
Aztec
Master Don Juan
No balls.
Wearing a tight fitting pink Tshirt saying:
NAMBLA Life Member
or
Fag for Life
Wearing a tight fitting pink Tshirt saying:
NAMBLA Life Member
or
Fag for Life
WesCottII
Master Don Juan
Fag for life.
Virgin for life
OR
Sex with a big, fat, smelly troll woman. Who hasn't taken a bath since she was born.
Virgin for life
OR
Sex with a big, fat, smelly troll woman. Who hasn't taken a bath since she was born.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
WesCottII
Master Don Juan
kruger
Live in the playboy mansion
Or
Winning the lottery?
Live in the playboy mansion
Or
Winning the lottery?
penkitten
Master Don Juan
lottery...
eat alligator?
or
eat shark?
eat alligator?
or
eat shark?
GlutusMaximus86
Master Don Juan
- Joined
- Sep 2, 2002
- Messages
- 638
- Reaction score
- 1
Alligator
Pink Floyd
Or
Radiohead?
Pink Floyd
Or
Radiohead?
crazysheep4
Don Juan
- Joined
- Jan 31, 2004
- Messages
- 27
- Reaction score
- 0
pink floyd
import(civic/integra) or domestic(camaro/mustang)
import(civic/integra) or domestic(camaro/mustang)
Disconnect
Master Don Juan
- Joined
- Aug 3, 2004
- Messages
- 524
- Reaction score
- 0
- Age
- 38
Import.
Anal or Nasal?
Anal or Nasal?
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.