Giovanni Casanova
Master Don Juan
- Joined
- Jan 5, 2002
- Messages
- 5,550
- Reaction score
- 18
- Age
- 47
- Location
- Hiding in Penkitten's Linen Closet
Tough choice. I'll take the genie though.
Ugly... or stupid?
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
"this" or "that"
- Thread starter dip
- Start date
Ugly... or stupid?
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
penkitten
Master Don Juan
stupid...
that was an easy one!
ok the i dream of genie chick
or
catwoman
that was an easy one!
ok the i dream of genie chick
or
catwoman
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
Julie Numar, Ertha Kit, Michelle Pfeiffer or Halle Berry?
Giovanni Casanova
Master Don Juan
- Joined
- Jan 5, 2002
- Messages
- 5,550
- Reaction score
- 18
- Age
- 47
- Location
- Hiding in Penkitten's Linen Closet
The genie chick still... she'll give you three wishes.
Sex in a movie theater or sex in a department store dressing room?
penkitten
Master Don Juan
department store..
cant miss an action packed film...
sex on the football field late at night in the dark
or
sex under the bleechers at a football game
cant miss an action packed film...
sex on the football field late at night in the dark
or
sex under the bleechers at a football game
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Giovanni Casanova
Master Don Juan
- Joined
- Jan 5, 2002
- Messages
- 5,550
- Reaction score
- 18
- Age
- 47
- Location
- Hiding in Penkitten's Linen Closet
Under the bleachers.
Coke, pop, or soda?
Spike_the_Dragon
Senior Don Juan
...A six-pack of what?
Beer I hope...
Beer I hope...
I-am-someone
Senior Don Juan
Neither, I've already got bothOriginally posted by hacx
Coke
a six pack or a big d!ck?
A girl that knows how to deepthroat
or
A girl that likes anal
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
loveprefect
Senior Don Juan
Have your arms chopped off
PARIS HILTON or NIKKI HILTON?
PARIS HILTON or NIKKI HILTON?
Abbott
Master Don Juan
Hm...I would've said legs. You could still get around in a wheelchair.
Paris.
No penis or no balls?
Now that's food for thought.
Ben
Paris.
No penis or no balls?
Now that's food for thought.
Ben
Aztec
Master Don Juan
No balls.
Wearing a tight fitting pink Tshirt saying:
NAMBLA Life Member
or
Fag for Life
Wearing a tight fitting pink Tshirt saying:
NAMBLA Life Member
or
Fag for Life
WesCottII
Master Don Juan
Fag for life.
Virgin for life
OR
Sex with a big, fat, smelly troll woman. Who hasn't taken a bath since she was born.
Virgin for life
OR
Sex with a big, fat, smelly troll woman. Who hasn't taken a bath since she was born.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
WesCottII
Master Don Juan
kruger
Live in the playboy mansion
Or
Winning the lottery?
Live in the playboy mansion
Or
Winning the lottery?
penkitten
Master Don Juan
lottery...
eat alligator?
or
eat shark?
eat alligator?
or
eat shark?
GlutusMaximus86
Master Don Juan
- Joined
- Sep 2, 2002
- Messages
- 638
- Reaction score
- 1
Alligator
Pink Floyd
Or
Radiohead?
Pink Floyd
Or
Radiohead?
crazysheep4
Don Juan
- Joined
- Jan 31, 2004
- Messages
- 27
- Reaction score
- 0
pink floyd
import(civic/integra) or domestic(camaro/mustang)
import(civic/integra) or domestic(camaro/mustang)
Disconnect
Master Don Juan
- Joined
- Aug 3, 2004
- Messages
- 524
- Reaction score
- 0
- Age
- 38
Import.
Anal or Nasal?
Anal or Nasal?
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.