Giovanni Casanova
Master Don Juan
- Joined
- Jan 5, 2002
- Messages
- 5,550
- Reaction score
- 18
- Age
- 47
- Location
- Hiding in Penkitten's Linen Closet
Tough choice. I'll take the genie though.
Ugly... or stupid?
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
"this" or "that"
- Thread starter dip
- Start date
Ugly... or stupid?
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
penkitten
Master Don Juan
stupid...
that was an easy one!
ok the i dream of genie chick
or
catwoman
that was an easy one!
ok the i dream of genie chick
or
catwoman
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
Julie Numar, Ertha Kit, Michelle Pfeiffer or Halle Berry?
Giovanni Casanova
Master Don Juan
- Joined
- Jan 5, 2002
- Messages
- 5,550
- Reaction score
- 18
- Age
- 47
- Location
- Hiding in Penkitten's Linen Closet
The genie chick still... she'll give you three wishes.
Sex in a movie theater or sex in a department store dressing room?
penkitten
Master Don Juan
department store..
cant miss an action packed film...
sex on the football field late at night in the dark
or
sex under the bleechers at a football game
cant miss an action packed film...
sex on the football field late at night in the dark
or
sex under the bleechers at a football game
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Giovanni Casanova
Master Don Juan
- Joined
- Jan 5, 2002
- Messages
- 5,550
- Reaction score
- 18
- Age
- 47
- Location
- Hiding in Penkitten's Linen Closet
Under the bleachers.
Coke, pop, or soda?
Spike_the_Dragon
Senior Don Juan
...A six-pack of what?
Beer I hope...
Beer I hope...
I-am-someone
Senior Don Juan
Neither, I've already got bothOriginally posted by hacx
Coke
a six pack or a big d!ck?
A girl that knows how to deepthroat
or
A girl that likes anal
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
loveprefect
Senior Don Juan
Have your arms chopped off
PARIS HILTON or NIKKI HILTON?
PARIS HILTON or NIKKI HILTON?
Abbott
Master Don Juan
Hm...I would've said legs. You could still get around in a wheelchair.
Paris.
No penis or no balls?
Now that's food for thought.
Ben
Paris.
No penis or no balls?
Now that's food for thought.
Ben
Aztec
Master Don Juan
No balls.
Wearing a tight fitting pink Tshirt saying:
NAMBLA Life Member
or
Fag for Life
Wearing a tight fitting pink Tshirt saying:
NAMBLA Life Member
or
Fag for Life
WesCottII
Master Don Juan
Fag for life.
Virgin for life
OR
Sex with a big, fat, smelly troll woman. Who hasn't taken a bath since she was born.
Virgin for life
OR
Sex with a big, fat, smelly troll woman. Who hasn't taken a bath since she was born.
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
WesCottII
Master Don Juan
kruger
Live in the playboy mansion
Or
Winning the lottery?
Live in the playboy mansion
Or
Winning the lottery?
penkitten
Master Don Juan
lottery...
eat alligator?
or
eat shark?
eat alligator?
or
eat shark?
GlutusMaximus86
Master Don Juan
- Joined
- Sep 2, 2002
- Messages
- 638
- Reaction score
- 1
Alligator
Pink Floyd
Or
Radiohead?
Pink Floyd
Or
Radiohead?
crazysheep4
Don Juan
- Joined
- Jan 31, 2004
- Messages
- 27
- Reaction score
- 0
pink floyd
import(civic/integra) or domestic(camaro/mustang)
import(civic/integra) or domestic(camaro/mustang)
Disconnect
Master Don Juan
- Joined
- Aug 3, 2004
- Messages
- 524
- Reaction score
- 0
- Age
- 38
Import.
Anal or Nasal?
Anal or Nasal?
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.