"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Ohh man, but my Cape of Ultimate Blinding Shiness totally kicks Charisma, giving me a +12 in Blinding Sexiness. How's that for Level 65, muhaha!
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Void said:
I wondered if anyone noticed my sig :)
The context of that quote was that I had posted this paragraph earlier in the thread:

Even the dumbest things in the "Anything Else" section like what kind of toilet paper everyone uses are far more interesting to me than "field reports", a process by which quasi-normal interactions with women are artificially inflated in importance in a way very much similar to the laughable seriousness with which a Dungeons and Dragons fanatic spends 7 hours of his precious life drawing a detailed relief map of his half-elf's secret underground homeland.
My opinion on that matter hasn't changed much, either.
 

Eternal

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godsgifttowomen said:
Fun Fact:

<~~~Most user names, lol
I think dreamx has beat you by now.

How's the army?
 

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Giovanni Casanova said:
The context of that quote was that I had posted this paragraph earlier in the thread:



My opinion on that matter hasn't changed much, either.
HaHaHa finally you speak out young one. It doesn't matter the context, I still find it hilarious. Like "rofl" funny. I tried to fit the paragraph you just showed me in my sig but it won't fit :(
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Here's a historical tidbit:

On what popular thread did Anti-Dump make his final post?

...and no cheating....:nono:

(Jeapardy music playing in the background)
 

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mmmmm no idea which post that was....
I miss the sexual forum.... I loved that forum.

Wow... that link to the good ol colours and layout of sosuave really put a smile on my face...
good ol days
 

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About the AD post: Pook's "Kill That Desperation"

Hey mods, it's time to put everything from the "old school" members on The Archive, otherwise we will get some things deleted by time. It happened already to some Wildthang's posts.
 

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Shiftkey said:
Woa the orignal DJ Bible still exists? I remember when it wasn't even a separate link, it was just Neophyte's idea and a thread :)
haha, yeah I remember that also. Neo was a good poster actually, from what I remember.

I also remember some dude who always used to complain that some guy stole his girlfriend? What was his name? Anyone remember? He posted a pic one time and he was like a big bald white guy? haha, that dude used to crack me up with his negativity!

Other great posters I remember and some still talk to today, Prosemont (the man never posts anymore, but he sure knew his stuff), xxblitz or something like that, a very insightful and straight to the point guy. Im sure there are a few more who gave great advice, but I cant think of their names off the top of my head. God damn Ive been around this place for a while, albeit, its becoming less and less frequent! I think Im down to like 1 post a day averaged out now! And most of them are on sport, lol. Back in the day, this place was like a fountain of knowledge I thought I would never find! God damn did it help my life!
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Fun Fact: I am GOD!!!!

Jp, but I've got a question for penkitten and giovanni. You didn't meet through sosuave did you?
 

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Oh no...

About the "Pubic Hairs" thread being in the Success Stories forum... That's my fault! :flowers:
 

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The first time I joined this back in 04 I was such a skinny kid, suffering from oneitis too. I read the whole bible from bulking to beliefs then I disappeared for 2 years. Like a butterfly from a cocoon... metamorphosis, transformation and success. I owed so much to the site I decided it was time to give something back. :)
 

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ValleyDJing said:
Fun Fact: I am GOD!!!!

Jp, but I've got a question for penkitten and giovanni. You didn't meet through sosuave did you?
yes we met here
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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how about LMS

So where does LMS fits in all these?
-The best whore hater on sosuave perhaps?
 

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amoka said:
So where does LMS fits in all these?
-The best whore hater on sosuave perhaps?
actually lms is prl who has always forewarned other members of the dangers of hors!@!!!!
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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