Side b*tch game.. for the experienced, accomplished men ..

[cola]

Such advice won't be followed. Similar advice in this thread is beating a dead horse.

What @cola, @Max Baker, and others have already done is either accepted the moral implications of their desire, or totally don't care, and want to do what they want to do. You don't have to agree with them.

@cola isn't seeking feedback on the ethics of his choices, rather he's more interest on getting input on how he could fulfil his desire to have his cake and eat it too.

Y'all in the "Don't cheat" and "Real men this, real man that" crowd are just pushing your morals onto the OP. While I personally believe morals are subjective for the most part, I concede that most people would align in camps that wouldn't encourage OP's desires. But he doesn't care.

How long have you been living in my head rent free? You literally articulated my thoughts as if they were your own, that my friend is a gift.

 

[EyeBRollin]

That’s a lie. I’ve never had a woman leave me for cheating on her. If anything it makes them like you more. They are deranged like that.

They lose respect for you because you got caught cheating and groveled and begged for forgiveness.

Is the best play when caught to deny outright or to admit you did and pretend it’s no big deal?

 

[cola]

Is the best play when caught to deny outright or to admit you did and pretend it’s no big deal?

If there is no concrete evidence, deny. If caught red handed It’s best to admit you did, apologize ONCE and give her the option to leave or live with it.
it drives them crazy..it literally makes them more in love with you when you do it this way.

 

[Pan87]

That’s a lie. I’ve never had a woman leave me for cheating on her. If anything it makes them like you more. They are deranged like that.

They lose respect for you because you got caught cheating and groveled and begged for forgiveness.

Wrong. Women want you to be attractive to other women (that turns her on), but pretending you're monogamous and then she catches you cheating and lying to her makes her lose respect in the long term. Yes, it does initially spike her insecurity and fear of loss, but that doesn't last. She now has a massive incentive to cuck you. She'll also tell all her friends and family that you've cheated and they will be encouraging her to leave you. They will eventually win because women are massively influenced by their support networks.

Lying and getting caught is beta and that turns her off - not apologising is cool, but she will think you're an a$$hole and this will increase her drama-seeking and her ability to be submissive to you. She will start rebelling against your authority. Cheating hurts her ego, breeds resentment and she'll now be very open to a new guy. She will also no longer trust you, and trust is the underpinning of a successful LTR.

 

[TheProspect]

Wrong. Women want you to be attractive to other women (that turns her on), but pretending you're monogamous and then she catches you cheating and lying to her makes her lose respect in the long term. Yes, it does initially spike her insecurity and fear of loss, but that doesn't last. She now has a massive incentive to cuck you. She'll also tell all her friends and family that you've cheated and they will be encouraging her to leave you. They will eventually win because women are massively influenced by their support networks.

Lying and getting caught is beta and that turns her off - not apologising is cool, but she will think you're an a$$hole and this will increase her drama-seeking and her ability to be submissive to you. She will start rebelling against your authority. Cheating hurts her ego, breeds resentment and she'll now be very open to a new guy. She will also no longer trust you, and trust is the underpinning of a successful LTR.

All of this assumes one will be caught cheating though. It appears you’re suggesting it’s not worth the risk if caught, but what’s worth the risk is subjective.

I don’t think Cola is concerned with the risk. At least if he is, he’s okay with accepting the the potential consequences if caught. He created this thread wanting advice on how to cheat and get away with it — not on the potential consequences that could happen if he failed to do so.

And no, it’s not a guarantee you’ll eventually be caught cheating.

Not everyone gets caught cheating.

And caught or not, not everyone regrets cheating neither. It doesn’t weigh heavily on everyone’s conscience.

Lying and getting caught aren’t inherently beta. At the end of the day, alpha and beta definitions are subjective too.

I define an alpha as someone who does whatever the fvck they want — including having their cake and eat it too.

This thread wasn’t created to solicit opinions about why a man shouldn’t try to have it both ways. Rather, this thread was created to seek input on how a man can have it both ways, consequences be damned.

Not everyone chooses to live a optimally moral life in the eyes of others. And some people are perfectly fine sleeping at night morally bankrupt.

 

[Pan87]

All of this assumes one will be caught cheating though. It appears you’re suggesting it’s not worth the risk if caught, but what’s worth the risk is subjective.

I don’t think Cola is concerned with the risk. At least if he is, he’s okay with accepting the the potential consequences if caught. He wants advice on how to cheat and get away with it — not the consequences if he fails to do so.

And no, it’s not a guarantee you’ll eventually be caught cheating.

Not everyone gets caught cheating.

And caught or not, not everyone regrets cheating neither. It doesn’t weigh heavily on everyone’s conscience.

Lying and getting caught aren’t inherently beta. At the end of the day, alpha and beta definitions are subjective too.

I define an alpha as someone who does whatever the fvck they want — including having their cake and eat it too.

This thread isn’t about why Cola shouldn’t try to have it both ways. This thread is about Cola getting advice how to have it both ways, consequences be damned.

Not everyone chooses to live a optimally moral life in the eyes of others. And some people are perfectly fine sleeping at night morally bankrupt.

I don't judge cheating at all. I'm a massive cheater and I've got lots of experience with this.

You can get away with a lot cheating in an LTR. The more you get away with it, the more complacent you get. It's just the way it goes. You eventually get caught. Women are not nearly as stupid as we like to think. Once you're caught then the relationship is never the same again - you get great make-up sex for a while, and then the relationship becomes low-quality because she resents you.

A common way to get caught is through STDs, which are super common these days. Even condoms don't protect you from things like Chlamydia. What are you going to tell her? that you caught it off a toilet seat at work? Your girlfriend will also start to get a weird smelling vag because you're introducing all the new bacteria into it from your ho's - women's vag's have pretty sensitive bacterial flora, so if you cheat on her enough then she'll start to wonder why her vag smells.

Things like phones also get guys caught. One of your ho's calls you while you're in the shower and your gf picks it up. Your gf finds your secret phone. You fall asleep and leave your laptop on and she gets into your social media. Soooo many angles to cover and you will mess up eventually. Women are like ninjas.

My advice is only from the point of view of this: Is it worth risking blowing up your LTR (assuming she's a high quality girl) for a cheap nut in some ho? In my experience, the more you cheat the more you want to cheat. You can never satisfy this urge. You get away with cheating with one girl, next week you'll want to see if you can bang 2 new girls. It just escalates the more you get away with it.

It's perfectly natural for a man to want to cheat in an LTR, but if you "love" her then the consequences of cheating on her are dire long-term. If you don't "love" her then why on earth would you be in an LTR with her?

It's the ultimate conundrum and it's why I avoid LTR's. I find it impossible to be faithful.

 

[TheProspect]

I don't judge cheating at all. I'm a massive cheater and I've got lots of experience with this.

You can get away with a lot cheating in an LTR. The more you get away with it, the more complacent you get. It's just the way it goes. You eventually get caught. Women are not nearly as stupid as we like to think. Once you're caught then the relationship is never the same again - you get great make-up sex for a while, and then the relationship becomes low-quality because she resents you.

A common way to get caught is through STDs, which are super common these days. Even condoms don't protect you from things like Chlamydia. What are you going to tell her? that you caught it off a toilet seat at work? Your girlfriend will also start to get a weird smelling vag because you're introducing all the new bacteria into it from your ho's - women's vag's have pretty sensitive bacterial flora, so if you cheat on her enough then she'll start to wonder why her vag smells.

Things like phones also get guys caught. One of your ho's calls you while you're in the shower and your gf picks it up. Your gf finds your secret phone. You fall asleep and leave your laptop on and she gets into your social media. Soooo many angles to cover and you will mess up eventually. Women are like ninjas.

My advice is only from the point of view of this: Is it worth risking blowing up your LTR (assuming she's a high quality girl) for a cheap nut in some ho? In my experience, the more you cheat the more you want to cheat.

It's perfectly natural for a man to want to cheat in an LTR, but if you "love" her then the consequences are dire. If you don't "love" her then why on earth would you be in an LTR with her?

It's the ultimate conundrum and it's why I avoid LTR's. I find it impossible to be faithful.

Good insight my man.

I’m somewhere on the sociopathic spectrum, so in my case it’s not exactly easy for me to truly care about my moral shortcomings. Although I have improved in this regard over the years, albeit more for rational and practical reasons than compassionate ones.

I think the only thing that would make me feel truly bad, if I cheated.... is if I gave my LTR an STD, specifically a permanent one.

 

[Pan87]

Good insight my man.

I’m somewhere on the sociopathic spectrum, so in my case it’s not exactly easy for me to truly care about my moral shortcomings. Although I have improved in this regard over the years, albeit more for rational and practical reasons than compassionate ones.

I think the only thing that would make me feel truly bad, if I cheated.... is if I gave my LTR an STD, specifically a permanent one.

I have no morality and I'm a complete sociopath when it comes to women. I don't think it's possible to be a successful DJ and have morality. Also, woman have ZERO morality so that's always worth considering too. I don't care about hurting a woman's "feelings" by cheating on her. All I care about is that I don't get her "best" anymore after the trust is gone.

When I have an LTR then I want the woman to be my absolute Love Slave. This can only be maintained if she sees you as her Daddy and trusts you. When trust is destroyed, then so is the Love Slavery and your power over her. She then starts to view herself as an abuse victim (yes, women view cheating as abuse) and it's just not worth keeping her around anymore.

 

[cola]

I’m certainly no sociopath. I disagree about not getting her best after you cheat on a female.
It’s been my experience after getting caught cheating and not groveling, they always like you more. Perhaps the key is the female you cheat with look as good or better than your girl.

 

[Pan87]

I’m certainly no sociopath. I disagree about not getting her best after you cheat on a female.
It’s been my experience after getting caught cheating and not groveling, they always like you more. Perhaps the key is the female you cheat with look as good or better than your girl.

We all have different experiences. It seems your current girlfriend hasn't caught you cheating yet, and your ex-girlfriends who caught you cheating aren't around anymore....so, I presume it didn't work out in the end.

Why don't you just openly cheat on your girlfriend if it works so well for you? Why the need to hide it?

They do appear to like you more after they catch you cheating, but it's only an appearance. What they are actually doing is going through a temporary need to re-validate themselves to you. If you keep her around then it inevitably deteriorates over time. Women are like elephants (they never forget) and they hoard their resentment and unleash it later

 

[EyeBRollin]

Solid discussion, gentlemen. I’m taking notes.

Ive always felt the urge to cheat about 9-12 months into a relationship. I’ve done it in my last two relationships. I didn’t get caught, as both times neither occasion violated the 100 mile rule (I’ve never heard of that concept). Also, the relationship was over shortly at that point from my end.

 

[Lookatu]

That’s a lie. I’ve never had a woman leave me for cheating on her. If anything it makes them like you more. They are deranged like that.

They lose respect for you because you got caught cheating and groveled and begged for forgiveness.

Awhile ago when I didn't know better, I would've said you were full of $hit as it goes against societal programming and just general logic.

HOWEVER, I've experienced this quite a few times to know that the phrase below holds true ALWAYS.

"Women would rather share alphas than be monogamous with a beta"

This concept still blows my mind even after all this time.

If your woman leaves you or doesn't give you a chance, then you simply weren't alpha enough for her. Of course there will be exceptions and that comes down to age, options, her love/desire for you, her mental state, etc.

I do agree that eventually if you get in a non-monogamous relationship or cheat, it definitely does have a finite shelf life though.

However this doesn't give you cart blanche to do whatever you want and go screw every other woman. Every person will be different when it comes to this and there is no wrong or right IMO.

Some just want to venture out of curiosity and may eventually find what they have at home is their best option. While others aren't getting it enough at home in which case it's either his hand or finding someone that can fulfill him sexually if he has the option and would like to explore that path. So many reasons out there for us to judge at face value. My $.02

 

[TheProspect]

I’m certainly no sociopath.

Hmmm.... sounds like something a sociopath would say. Did we trigger your anti-sociopath defense Cola?

Just embrace your dark side bro.

*looks at @cola's profile pic*

 

[TheProspect]

... the relationship was over shortly at that point from my end.

Interesting, a thought came to me now and I wonder if we men perhaps sometime check out sexually shortly before the dissolution of a relationship the same way women do emotionally.

 

[TheFinalLine]

"Women would rather share alphas than be monogamous with a beta"

This concept still blows my mind even after all this time.

More proof that women are much different than men. Women understand this concept.
They execute their dualistic sexual strategy all the time.
The lesser men scream in agony and pain when they hold a moral code that was manufactured for them and then integrated into their very thoughts and morality and the woman executes her strategy on them.

Sex for a man has significant meaning. this is not so true for women. They know that certain men follow a different path that is much more like them. The more entrenched into the structural moral code that was drilled into them, the more shocking it is to them.
Their entire life is about working towards a fictitious unity of love and teamwork. Whereas ALL women understand the “Provider/Breeder” game. One to provide and the others for breeding.

This is why I have said that the second you commit, if you are entrenched in the social structure, she knows you are volunteering for the provider position.

A woman who goes long term with the man who is OUTSIDE the social structure, she knows that he will be the breeder of other women. Some will even have a secret pride in her landing a breeder. She knows she has bested the other women. Bragging rights.

Here is where it will go off the rails. If she feels that her resources are in jeopardy, it will get ugly. Providing you are married.
The caveat is that the social structure is now making it easy for her to extract resources in the event she deems you are the Provider that fell for some external tramp. Thus you have to have the breeder mindset BEFORE you marry her or go into an LTR.

The word “cheat”, in normal vernacular is misused. I may take a lot of crap for this but I don’t mind entertaining the married woman who presents herself. Is it wise? I’m not sure, depends on the context. Obviously I don’t believe her lies about “abuse” or “pathetic” if she mentions her significant other. She is only throwing out justifications for what she is about to do.
I could write whole chapters on this, but this isn’t the right venue. It’s a touchy subject indeed.

 

[In2theGame]

Some just want to venture out of curiosity and may eventually find what they have at home is their best option. While others aren't getting it enough at home in which case it's either his hand or finding someone that can fulfill him sexually if he has the option and would like to explore that path. So many reasons out there for us to judge at face value. My $.02

Thought this about myself. My GF gives me sex whenever I want and how I want it. Pound in every hole I want. Sex is good but I think for me it comes down to variety. A new ass, new, pvssy, new t!ts, new moans and reactions it's hard to beat.

 

[Lookatu]

Thought this about myself. My GF gives me sex whenever I want and how I want it. Pound in every hole I want. Sex is good but I think for me it comes down to variety. A new ass, new, pvssy, new t!ts, new moans and reactions it's hard to beat.

This is the age old question and debate on whether men can be monogamous their whole lives or not. In this regard, monogamy refers to just having sex with one girl. It doesn't imply full blown relationships with many or feelings for others.

There's no question that you still like sex with your gf and care about your gf and would probably stick with her.

As you say it's the newness of it all and nothing more, only interested in the pure physical only, as you are receiving everything from your GF already.

As they say, variety is the spice of life.

 

[BeExcellent]

As I stated earlier in this thread there is no need to deceive or lie. Be brutally forthright in how you operate. That gives you maximum power and leverage. If women stay under those circumstances (and for true “alphas” they WILL), then you have retained your integrity and you have carte blanche to do as you will in good conscience.

I know men who operate openly this way. About who they see and what they require (adventurous sex, threesomes, whatever)...

They also accept that the women are free to do as they like with others and they accept that people enjoy sex and do not expect to limit women while not limiting themselves...

But few men have the core strength to operate that way. That is the bigger issue.

 

[Barrister]

As I stated earlier in this thread there is no need to deceive or lie. Be brutally forthright in how you operate. That gives you maximum power and leverage. If women stay under those circumstances (and for true “alphas” they WILL), then you have retained your integrity and you have carte blanche to do as you will in good conscience.

I know men who operate openly this way. About who they see and what they require (adventurous sex, threesomes, whatever)...

They also accept that the women are free to do as they like with others and they accept that people enjoy sex and do not expect to limit women while not limiting themselves...

But few men have the core strength to operate that way. That is the bigger issue.

My experience is women who are even high interest will put up with this only for a limited amount of time before some combination of their insecurity from it and social pressures will make them cut it off. It's been awhile, but I had some relationships like this when I was younger where I was seeing multiple people and made them aware I was sleeping with more women than just them. That wasn't, however, a true LTR - and I feel like the examples you cite above are likely predominantly also in a more laid back relationship and not a true monogamous, LTR.

As far as a LTR, which I think is kind of the background @cola is referencing in the OP since he is talking about "side-b1tch" game which indicates this isn't really plate spinning, I think this would be next to impossible to maintain especially if this is not how the relationship has historically operated. I can't imagine coming up to my partner of a long period of time who I have been monogamous with and suddenly telling her "I am going to start fu*king this other woman. Take it or leave it. If you aren't ok with it don't let the door hit you on the way out" -- and thinking she is going to stick around. Maybe you can pull it off if they are also into an "open" relationship but that is really what it comes down to. If they aren't I don't think most women will stay in the LTR at that point while you are off with another woman off and on. No matter how alpha you are.

 

[Juanto]

Thought this about myself. My GF gives me sex whenever I want and how I want it. Pound in every hole I want. Sex is good but I think for me it comes down to variety. A new ass, new, pvssy, new t!ts, new moans and reactions it's hard to beat.

This. Its how I feel too.