"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Ronaldinho- I don't get it...

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NINJA PIMP said:
Mahon is just upset because he feels secretly attracted to Ronaldinho and when he is all alone in his nighty and bunny slippers he wonders:

"If only he would fix those teeth..he would be the hunk of my dreams" :cheer:
Yeah, real mature comment coming from a 28 year old.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Hmm, seems like I hit a nerve there.

Don't worry...I won't mention your disturbing fascination with athletes and plastic surgery ever again
 

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The real azzhole is the owner of Real Madrid who didn't buy Ronaldinho because he said he was too ugly for his team. So he bought Beckham instead who performed poorly. That's what he gets.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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NINJA PIMP said:
Nice comeback mahon..you really zinged me there.

Do you write your own material, or does Mommy help?
Comeback? What the hell are you still in 4th grade? Why should I waste my time with some immature idiot.

Mommy? I bet 100% I am more educated than you!!
 

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Aww, now this is adorable, Jayer swoops in to the rescue of his damsel in distress. It's just like a Hollywood movie:

Boy meets girl.

Girls disses boy.

Boy joins forum to learn PUA magic and ends up making thousands of posts, only to fall in love with a fellow poster.

Just remember to treat mahon right, Jayer..he is very sensitive about his fantasies and it won't be easy getting him out of the closet.

Best of luck to you both! :)
 

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dog all I said was that you are a moron.

Thats some pretty vivid imagination you got there. You should look in the mirror to see who's really in the closet ;)
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Finally somebody around here with some wit and humor. I was starting to worry!

You're alright, Jayer

I apologize to mahon if I offended him, but he can take a powerful lesson from you and that's this:

Don't take yourself so seriously

Play on playas
 
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