mahon83050
Banned
Yeah, real mature comment coming from a 28 year old.NINJA PIMP said:
"The Kiss of Death Mistake"
You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?
Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.
One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.
Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Ronaldinho- I don't get it...
- Thread starter mahon83050
- Start date
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
NINJA PIMP
Banned
Hmm, seems like I hit a nerve there.
Don't worry...I won't mention your disturbing fascination with athletes and plastic surgery ever again
Don't worry...I won't mention your disturbing fascination with athletes and plastic surgery ever again
mahon83050
Banned
You are an idiot!NINJA PIMP said:
NINJA PIMP
Banned
Nice comeback mahon..you really zinged me there.mahon83050 said:
Do you write your own material, or does Mommy help?
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
mahon83050
Banned
Comeback? What the hell are you still in 4th grade? Why should I waste my time with some immature idiot.NINJA PIMP said:
Mommy? I bet 100% I am more educated than you!!
NINJA PIMP
Banned
Well, there goes my stereotype that all gays are a jolly lot.
Reyaj
Master Don Juan
Here let someone indirect to this argument settle it.
Ninja Pimp you are a moron.
Ninja Pimp you are a moron.
NINJA PIMP
Banned
Aww, now this is adorable, Jayer swoops in to the rescue of his damsel in distress. It's just like a Hollywood movie:
Boy meets girl.
Girls disses boy.
Boy joins forum to learn PUA magic and ends up making thousands of posts, only to fall in love with a fellow poster.
Just remember to treat mahon right, Jayer..he is very sensitive about his fantasies and it won't be easy getting him out of the closet.
Best of luck to you both!
Boy meets girl.
Girls disses boy.
Boy joins forum to learn PUA magic and ends up making thousands of posts, only to fall in love with a fellow poster.
Just remember to treat mahon right, Jayer..he is very sensitive about his fantasies and it won't be easy getting him out of the closet.
Best of luck to you both!
Reyaj
Master Don Juan
dog all I said was that you are a moron.
Thats some pretty vivid imagination you got there. You should look in the mirror to see who's really in the closet
Thats some pretty vivid imagination you got there. You should look in the mirror to see who's really in the closet
“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
Mandiblard
Senior Don Juan
This is hilarious
NINJA PIMP
Banned
Finally somebody around here with some wit and humor. I was starting to worry!
You're alright, Jayer
I apologize to mahon if I offended him, but he can take a powerful lesson from you and that's this:
Don't take yourself so seriously
Play on playas
You're alright, Jayer
I apologize to mahon if I offended him, but he can take a powerful lesson from you and that's this:
Don't take yourself so seriously
Play on playas