mahon83050
Banned
Yeah, real mature comment coming from a 28 year old.NINJA PIMP said:
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
Ronaldinho- I don't get it...
- Thread starter mahon83050
- Start date
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
NINJA PIMP
Banned
Hmm, seems like I hit a nerve there.
Don't worry...I won't mention your disturbing fascination with athletes and plastic surgery ever again
Don't worry...I won't mention your disturbing fascination with athletes and plastic surgery ever again
mahon83050
Banned
You are an idiot!NINJA PIMP said:
NINJA PIMP
Banned
Nice comeback mahon..you really zinged me there.mahon83050 said:
Do you write your own material, or does Mommy help?
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
mahon83050
Banned
Comeback? What the hell are you still in 4th grade? Why should I waste my time with some immature idiot.NINJA PIMP said:
Mommy? I bet 100% I am more educated than you!!
NINJA PIMP
Banned
Well, there goes my stereotype that all gays are a jolly lot.
Reyaj
Master Don Juan
Here let someone indirect to this argument settle it.
Ninja Pimp you are a moron.
Ninja Pimp you are a moron.
NINJA PIMP
Banned
Aww, now this is adorable, Jayer swoops in to the rescue of his damsel in distress. It's just like a Hollywood movie:
Boy meets girl.
Girls disses boy.
Boy joins forum to learn PUA magic and ends up making thousands of posts, only to fall in love with a fellow poster.
Just remember to treat mahon right, Jayer..he is very sensitive about his fantasies and it won't be easy getting him out of the closet.
Best of luck to you both!
Boy meets girl.
Girls disses boy.
Boy joins forum to learn PUA magic and ends up making thousands of posts, only to fall in love with a fellow poster.
Just remember to treat mahon right, Jayer..he is very sensitive about his fantasies and it won't be easy getting him out of the closet.
Best of luck to you both!
Reyaj
Master Don Juan
dog all I said was that you are a moron.
Thats some pretty vivid imagination you got there. You should look in the mirror to see who's really in the closet
Thats some pretty vivid imagination you got there. You should look in the mirror to see who's really in the closet
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Mandiblard
Senior Don Juan
This is hilarious
NINJA PIMP
Banned
Finally somebody around here with some wit and humor. I was starting to worry!
You're alright, Jayer
I apologize to mahon if I offended him, but he can take a powerful lesson from you and that's this:
Don't take yourself so seriously
Play on playas
You're alright, Jayer
I apologize to mahon if I offended him, but he can take a powerful lesson from you and that's this:
Don't take yourself so seriously
Play on playas