mahon83050
Banned
Yeah, real mature comment coming from a 28 year old.NINJA PIMP said:
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Ronaldinho- I don't get it...
- Thread starter mahon83050
- Start date
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
NINJA PIMP
Banned
Hmm, seems like I hit a nerve there.
Don't worry...I won't mention your disturbing fascination with athletes and plastic surgery ever again
Don't worry...I won't mention your disturbing fascination with athletes and plastic surgery ever again
mahon83050
Banned
You are an idiot!NINJA PIMP said:
NINJA PIMP
Banned
Nice comeback mahon..you really zinged me there.mahon83050 said:
Do you write your own material, or does Mommy help?
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
mahon83050
Banned
Comeback? What the hell are you still in 4th grade? Why should I waste my time with some immature idiot.NINJA PIMP said:
Mommy? I bet 100% I am more educated than you!!
NINJA PIMP
Banned
Well, there goes my stereotype that all gays are a jolly lot.
Reyaj
Master Don Juan
Here let someone indirect to this argument settle it.
Ninja Pimp you are a moron.
Ninja Pimp you are a moron.
NINJA PIMP
Banned
Aww, now this is adorable, Jayer swoops in to the rescue of his damsel in distress. It's just like a Hollywood movie:
Boy meets girl.
Girls disses boy.
Boy joins forum to learn PUA magic and ends up making thousands of posts, only to fall in love with a fellow poster.
Just remember to treat mahon right, Jayer..he is very sensitive about his fantasies and it won't be easy getting him out of the closet.
Best of luck to you both!
Boy meets girl.
Girls disses boy.
Boy joins forum to learn PUA magic and ends up making thousands of posts, only to fall in love with a fellow poster.
Just remember to treat mahon right, Jayer..he is very sensitive about his fantasies and it won't be easy getting him out of the closet.
Best of luck to you both!
Reyaj
Master Don Juan
dog all I said was that you are a moron.
Thats some pretty vivid imagination you got there. You should look in the mirror to see who's really in the closet
Thats some pretty vivid imagination you got there. You should look in the mirror to see who's really in the closet
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Mandiblard
Senior Don Juan
This is hilarious
NINJA PIMP
Banned
Finally somebody around here with some wit and humor. I was starting to worry!
You're alright, Jayer
I apologize to mahon if I offended him, but he can take a powerful lesson from you and that's this:
Don't take yourself so seriously
Play on playas
You're alright, Jayer
I apologize to mahon if I offended him, but he can take a powerful lesson from you and that's this:
Don't take yourself so seriously
Play on playas