"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Ronaldinho- I don't get it...

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NINJA PIMP said:
Mahon is just upset because he feels secretly attracted to Ronaldinho and when he is all alone in his nighty and bunny slippers he wonders:

"If only he would fix those teeth..he would be the hunk of my dreams" :cheer:
Yeah, real mature comment coming from a 28 year old.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Hmm, seems like I hit a nerve there.

Don't worry...I won't mention your disturbing fascination with athletes and plastic surgery ever again
 

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The real azzhole is the owner of Real Madrid who didn't buy Ronaldinho because he said he was too ugly for his team. So he bought Beckham instead who performed poorly. That's what he gets.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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NINJA PIMP said:
Nice comeback mahon..you really zinged me there.

Do you write your own material, or does Mommy help?
Comeback? What the hell are you still in 4th grade? Why should I waste my time with some immature idiot.

Mommy? I bet 100% I am more educated than you!!
 

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Aww, now this is adorable, Jayer swoops in to the rescue of his damsel in distress. It's just like a Hollywood movie:

Boy meets girl.

Girls disses boy.

Boy joins forum to learn PUA magic and ends up making thousands of posts, only to fall in love with a fellow poster.

Just remember to treat mahon right, Jayer..he is very sensitive about his fantasies and it won't be easy getting him out of the closet.

Best of luck to you both! :)
 

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dog all I said was that you are a moron.

Thats some pretty vivid imagination you got there. You should look in the mirror to see who's really in the closet ;)
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Finally somebody around here with some wit and humor. I was starting to worry!

You're alright, Jayer

I apologize to mahon if I offended him, but he can take a powerful lesson from you and that's this:

Don't take yourself so seriously

Play on playas
 
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