mahon83050
Banned
Yeah, real mature comment coming from a 28 year old.NINJA PIMP said:
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Ronaldinho- I don't get it...
- Thread starter mahon83050
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
NINJA PIMP
Banned
Hmm, seems like I hit a nerve there.
Don't worry...I won't mention your disturbing fascination with athletes and plastic surgery ever again
Don't worry...I won't mention your disturbing fascination with athletes and plastic surgery ever again
mahon83050
Banned
You are an idiot!NINJA PIMP said:
NINJA PIMP
Banned
Nice comeback mahon..you really zinged me there.mahon83050 said:
Do you write your own material, or does Mommy help?
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
mahon83050
Banned
Comeback? What the hell are you still in 4th grade? Why should I waste my time with some immature idiot.NINJA PIMP said:
Mommy? I bet 100% I am more educated than you!!
NINJA PIMP
Banned
Well, there goes my stereotype that all gays are a jolly lot.
Reyaj
Master Don Juan
Here let someone indirect to this argument settle it.
Ninja Pimp you are a moron.
Ninja Pimp you are a moron.
NINJA PIMP
Banned
Aww, now this is adorable, Jayer swoops in to the rescue of his damsel in distress. It's just like a Hollywood movie:
Boy meets girl.
Girls disses boy.
Boy joins forum to learn PUA magic and ends up making thousands of posts, only to fall in love with a fellow poster.
Just remember to treat mahon right, Jayer..he is very sensitive about his fantasies and it won't be easy getting him out of the closet.
Best of luck to you both!
Boy meets girl.
Girls disses boy.
Boy joins forum to learn PUA magic and ends up making thousands of posts, only to fall in love with a fellow poster.
Just remember to treat mahon right, Jayer..he is very sensitive about his fantasies and it won't be easy getting him out of the closet.
Best of luck to you both!
Reyaj
Master Don Juan
dog all I said was that you are a moron.
Thats some pretty vivid imagination you got there. You should look in the mirror to see who's really in the closet
Thats some pretty vivid imagination you got there. You should look in the mirror to see who's really in the closet
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Mandiblard
Senior Don Juan
This is hilarious
NINJA PIMP
Banned
Finally somebody around here with some wit and humor. I was starting to worry!
You're alright, Jayer
I apologize to mahon if I offended him, but he can take a powerful lesson from you and that's this:
Don't take yourself so seriously
Play on playas
You're alright, Jayer
I apologize to mahon if I offended him, but he can take a powerful lesson from you and that's this:
Don't take yourself so seriously
Play on playas