mahon83050
Banned
Yeah, real mature comment coming from a 28 year old.NINJA PIMP said:
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Ronaldinho- I don't get it...
- Thread starter mahon83050
- Start date
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
NINJA PIMP
Banned
Hmm, seems like I hit a nerve there.
Don't worry...I won't mention your disturbing fascination with athletes and plastic surgery ever again
Don't worry...I won't mention your disturbing fascination with athletes and plastic surgery ever again
mahon83050
Banned
You are an idiot!NINJA PIMP said:
NINJA PIMP
Banned
Nice comeback mahon..you really zinged me there.mahon83050 said:
Do you write your own material, or does Mommy help?
“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
mahon83050
Banned
Comeback? What the hell are you still in 4th grade? Why should I waste my time with some immature idiot.NINJA PIMP said:
Mommy? I bet 100% I am more educated than you!!
NINJA PIMP
Banned
Well, there goes my stereotype that all gays are a jolly lot.
Reyaj
Master Don Juan
Here let someone indirect to this argument settle it.
Ninja Pimp you are a moron.
Ninja Pimp you are a moron.
NINJA PIMP
Banned
Aww, now this is adorable, Jayer swoops in to the rescue of his damsel in distress. It's just like a Hollywood movie:
Boy meets girl.
Girls disses boy.
Boy joins forum to learn PUA magic and ends up making thousands of posts, only to fall in love with a fellow poster.
Just remember to treat mahon right, Jayer..he is very sensitive about his fantasies and it won't be easy getting him out of the closet.
Best of luck to you both!
Boy meets girl.
Girls disses boy.
Boy joins forum to learn PUA magic and ends up making thousands of posts, only to fall in love with a fellow poster.
Just remember to treat mahon right, Jayer..he is very sensitive about his fantasies and it won't be easy getting him out of the closet.
Best of luck to you both!
Reyaj
Master Don Juan
dog all I said was that you are a moron.
Thats some pretty vivid imagination you got there. You should look in the mirror to see who's really in the closet
Thats some pretty vivid imagination you got there. You should look in the mirror to see who's really in the closet
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Mandiblard
Senior Don Juan
This is hilarious
NINJA PIMP
Banned
Finally somebody around here with some wit and humor. I was starting to worry!
You're alright, Jayer
I apologize to mahon if I offended him, but he can take a powerful lesson from you and that's this:
Don't take yourself so seriously
Play on playas
You're alright, Jayer
I apologize to mahon if I offended him, but he can take a powerful lesson from you and that's this:
Don't take yourself so seriously
Play on playas