"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Reply for "Will you buy me a drink?"
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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
DJ de Florida
Master Don Juan
bahahahahahahahaha !!!!
One guy I talked to thought if he bought a woman a drink that she would spend the rest of the night with him in the club.
bahahahahahahahaha !!!!
After i talked to her for like 2 MINUTES, shes goes...
Her: Will you buy me a drink
Me: Sure, just order one and ill buy it
Her: Bartender, ill have a Electric Screwdriver
I walk off right when she orders it and go sit with my friends...haha...she had to pay for her own drink! I had this queesy feeling from the beginning she was playin me...dumb biatches like this really bug me....
Pancho
wheelin&dealin
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Me: "You see the problem here is that I'm a hell of a lot better looking than you, and it seems as though it would be the ugly person's duty to buy the good looking person a drink in hopes of persuading me to hang out with you. But this isn't happening here so it would be of your best interest to go buy me a drink. I hope this information helps in future questions you ask me."
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Aiken_Drum
Master Don Juan
Oh my fvcking god!!! THAT WAS GREAT!!!!
Her: will you buy me a drink?
Me: sure, what would you like?
Her: Ill have an beer
Me: Bartender a beer...
And then when he goes to hand her the drink, pay for it, pick it up, and start drinkin it. Or grab it and go to another part of the bar...haha..
Pancho
Bungo Pony
Master Don Juan
Me : Bartender, a beer for me and a water for the lady
Her: Water?!!??
Me : I don't buy my women.
Walk away with beer.
UnluckynLuv
Senior Don Juan
her- will you buy me a drink/
me- Sure, i already have, it's at my place. you want to come and get it?
FluffyMutt
Senior Don Juan
She'll either laugh, look at you funny, or ask you to tell the story. If she asks for a story, give her a good one.
If not, say. "Think it'll work again this time?"
Surprising how often women like this and say yes, probably, or pull up a chair and let's talk about it. If she says no, tell her it's good to meet someone who's honest, shake her hand and walk away. Those women have a strange tendency to seek you out later in the evening.
Is it noon yet? I'm getting thirsty. This topic makes me want to go get a beer.
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
TheLadiesMan
Master Don Juan
Laughing my ass off!!!
"You sound like the homeless guy on my way to work."
CLASSIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
here's my reply...
Hoe: Would you buy me a drink?
TLM: Get the f*ck outta here...
-TLM
It sounds like what the old westerns showed the saloon hookers asking. As in, "Will you buy me?"
Ugh.
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Inspector Clouseau
Senior Don Juan
Few weeks ago I had two girls approach me and TELL ME THEY WOULD. I had the rule against buying drinks, was very hestitant, but after they said that, I most foolishly left down my guard. Wretched horniness.
I read that at fastseduction.com, and I thought it was gold. It's perfect. If they don't give it to you (and of course it MUST be french, no kiss on the cheek), you revealed their game and you reject. If they do and still ditch, at least you got some action.
The Inspector
[A]rtful[DJ]
Senior Don Juan
Me: Yes, but first you gotta earn it baby. (with a ****y grin)
I have got few tongue kisses this way.
I like the "blow me" and the "walk away" one the best.
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Realize that the world is just a stage, and u ll see how easy everything is.
GREAT BIG MAN
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her: a dry martini
me: ok, a dry martini, it's 5,99, pay the man.
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
badboybaxi
Don Juan
ME: Adrink? Who said that was mah name? My names John Doe!!
FluffyMutt
Senior Don Juan
Don diego
Senior Don Juan
the best reply so far...
it does it all...plus with a little interest it can pay off right away..
dorian_gray-from.usa
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NO NO NO
Please read the book call "A bartender's guild to picking up women"
from
www.getgirls.com
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It give good bar dynamic info.
Par Example:
Women who are willing to take something from a perfect stranger are players - they make you put out first - before if ever!!!
they will put out!!!
Your cash is the first victim - the second is truth.
http://www.getgirls.com/bartend.htm
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TheRockStar
Senior Don Juan
Few weeks ago I had two girls approach me and TELL ME THEY WOULD. I had the rule against buying drinks, was very hestitant, but after they said that, I most foolishly left down my guard. Wretched horniness.
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my reply to this would be " your assuming i am interested in the displeasure of your company."
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.