"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Reply for "Will you buy me a drink?"
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
DJ de Florida
Master Don Juan
bahahahahahahahaha !!!!
One guy I talked to thought if he bought a woman a drink that she would spend the rest of the night with him in the club.
bahahahahahahahaha !!!!
After i talked to her for like 2 MINUTES, shes goes...
Her: Will you buy me a drink
Me: Sure, just order one and ill buy it
Her: Bartender, ill have a Electric Screwdriver
I walk off right when she orders it and go sit with my friends...haha...she had to pay for her own drink! I had this queesy feeling from the beginning she was playin me...dumb biatches like this really bug me....
Pancho
wheelin&dealin
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Me: "You see the problem here is that I'm a hell of a lot better looking than you, and it seems as though it would be the ugly person's duty to buy the good looking person a drink in hopes of persuading me to hang out with you. But this isn't happening here so it would be of your best interest to go buy me a drink. I hope this information helps in future questions you ask me."
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Aiken_Drum
Master Don Juan
Oh my fvcking god!!! THAT WAS GREAT!!!!
Her: will you buy me a drink?
Me: sure, what would you like?
Her: Ill have an beer
Me: Bartender a beer...
And then when he goes to hand her the drink, pay for it, pick it up, and start drinkin it. Or grab it and go to another part of the bar...haha..
Pancho
Bungo Pony
Master Don Juan
Me : Bartender, a beer for me and a water for the lady
Her: Water?!!??
Me : I don't buy my women.
Walk away with beer.
UnluckynLuv
Senior Don Juan
her- will you buy me a drink/
me- Sure, i already have, it's at my place. you want to come and get it?
FluffyMutt
Senior Don Juan
She'll either laugh, look at you funny, or ask you to tell the story. If she asks for a story, give her a good one.
If not, say. "Think it'll work again this time?"
Surprising how often women like this and say yes, probably, or pull up a chair and let's talk about it. If she says no, tell her it's good to meet someone who's honest, shake her hand and walk away. Those women have a strange tendency to seek you out later in the evening.
Is it noon yet? I'm getting thirsty. This topic makes me want to go get a beer.
“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”
Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.
I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.
Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules. Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.
TheLadiesMan
Master Don Juan
Laughing my ass off!!!
"You sound like the homeless guy on my way to work."
CLASSIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
here's my reply...
Hoe: Would you buy me a drink?
TLM: Get the f*ck outta here...
-TLM
It sounds like what the old westerns showed the saloon hookers asking. As in, "Will you buy me?"
Ugh.
[This message has been edited by Freeheart (edited 05-21-2002).]
Inspector Clouseau
Senior Don Juan
Few weeks ago I had two girls approach me and TELL ME THEY WOULD. I had the rule against buying drinks, was very hestitant, but after they said that, I most foolishly left down my guard. Wretched horniness.
I read that at fastseduction.com, and I thought it was gold. It's perfect. If they don't give it to you (and of course it MUST be french, no kiss on the cheek), you revealed their game and you reject. If they do and still ditch, at least you got some action.
The Inspector
[A]rtful[DJ]
Senior Don Juan
Me: Yes, but first you gotta earn it baby. (with a ****y grin)
I have got few tongue kisses this way.
I like the "blow me" and the "walk away" one the best.
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Realize that the world is just a stage, and u ll see how easy everything is.
GREAT BIG MAN
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her: a dry martini
me: ok, a dry martini, it's 5,99, pay the man.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
badboybaxi
Don Juan
ME: Adrink? Who said that was mah name? My names John Doe!!
FluffyMutt
Senior Don Juan
Don diego
Senior Don Juan
the best reply so far...
it does it all...plus with a little interest it can pay off right away..
dorian_gray-from.usa
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NO NO NO
Please read the book call "A bartender's guild to picking up women"
from
www.getgirls.com
______________________________
It give good bar dynamic info.
Par Example:
Women who are willing to take something from a perfect stranger are players - they make you put out first - before if ever!!!
they will put out!!!
Your cash is the first victim - the second is truth.
http://www.getgirls.com/bartend.htm
[This message has been edited by dorian_gray-from.usa (edited 07-12-2002).]
TheRockStar
Senior Don Juan
Few weeks ago I had two girls approach me and TELL ME THEY WOULD. I had the rule against buying drinks, was very hestitant, but after they said that, I most foolishly left down my guard. Wretched horniness.
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my reply to this would be " your assuming i am interested in the displeasure of your company."
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.