Reply for "Will you buy me a drink?"

[Barbillus]

I read this somewhere else... but reply with

"Give me a french kiss"

Be sure not to hesitate.. ask immidiatly after she finishes the sentence.

 

[DJ de Florida]

Originally posted by JIMMMY T:
I was out lastnight and I witnessed one of my brothers friends get asked "will you buy me a drink?". He immediately said "sure" got her and her friend a drink and as soon as he turned around they walked away.

bahahahahahahahaha !!!!

One guy I talked to thought if he bought a woman a drink that she would spend the rest of the night with him in the club.

bahahahahahahahaha !!!!

 

[Pancho]

Ive done this once...it was sooo fun.

After i talked to her for like 2 MINUTES, shes goes...

Her: Will you buy me a drink
Me: Sure, just order one and ill buy it
Her: Bartender, ill have a Electric Screwdriver

I walk off right when she orders it and go sit with my friends...haha...she had to pay for her own drink! I had this queesy feeling from the beginning she was playin me...dumb biatches like this really bug me....

Pancho

 

[Jester]

ROFLMAO

ahahah hahah ****ing hilarious hahahahahhaahhahah

 

[wheelin&dealin]

Her: "Will you buy me a drink?"

Me: "You see the problem here is that I'm a hell of a lot better looking than you, and it seems as though it would be the ugly person's duty to buy the good looking person a drink in hopes of persuading me to hang out with you. But this isn't happening here so it would be of your best interest to go buy me a drink. I hope this information helps in future questions you ask me."

 

[Aiken_Drum]

Originally posted by Pancho:
Ive done this once...it was sooo fun.

After i talked to her for like 2 MINUTES, shes goes...

Her: Will you buy me a drink
Me: Sure, just order one and ill buy it
Her: Bartender, ill have a Electric Screwdriver

I walk off right when she orders it and go sit with my friends...haha...she had to pay for her own drink! I had this queesy feeling from the beginning she was playin me...dumb biatches like this really bug me....

Pancho

Oh my fvcking god!!! THAT WAS GREAT!!!!

 

[Pancho]

You like that one..heh...i got another, though i havent tried it yet (im soooo itching to though..but havent gone to a club in awhile).

Her: will you buy me a drink?

Me: sure, what would you like?

Her: Ill have an beer

Me: Bartender a beer...

And then when he goes to hand her the drink, pay for it, pick it up, and start drinkin it. Or grab it and go to another part of the bar...haha..

Pancho

 

[Bungo Pony]

Her: Will you buy me a drink
Me : Bartender, a beer for me and a water for the lady
Her: Water?!!??
Me : I don't buy my women.
Walk away with beer.

 

[UnluckynLuv]

I did this-

her- will you buy me a drink/

me- Sure, i already have, it's at my place. you want to come and get it?

 

[FluffyMutt]

Try smiling, tilting your head and saying "I Dunno. Last time I did that a woman tried to take advantage of me later."

She'll either laugh, look at you funny, or ask you to tell the story. If she asks for a story, give her a good one.

If not, say. "Think it'll work again this time?"

Surprising how often women like this and say yes, probably, or pull up a chair and let's talk about it. If she says no, tell her it's good to meet someone who's honest, shake her hand and walk away. Those women have a strange tendency to seek you out later in the evening.

Is it noon yet? I'm getting thirsty. This topic makes me want to go get a beer.

 

[TheLadiesMan]

OMG DUDE!!! Giovanni Casanova is THE KING!!!!

Laughing my ass off!!!

"You sound like the homeless guy on my way to work."

CLASSIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

here's my reply...

Hoe: Would you buy me a drink?
TLM: Get the f*ck outta here...

-TLM

 

[Freeheart]

Geez I'd hate to ask, "Will you buy me a drink?"

It sounds like what the old westerns showed the saloon hookers asking. As in, "Will you buy me?"

Ugh.

[This message has been edited by Freeheart (edited 05-21-2002).]

 

[Inspector Clouseau]

Originally posted by DJ de Florida:
One guy I talked to thought if he bought a woman a drink that she would spend the rest of the night with him in the club.
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Few weeks ago I had two girls approach me and TELL ME THEY WOULD. I had the rule against buying drinks, was very hestitant, but after they said that, I most foolishly left down my guard. Wretched horniness.

I read this somewhere else... but reply with "Give me a french kiss"

I read that at fastseduction.com, and I thought it was gold. It's perfect. If they don't give it to you (and of course it MUST be french, no kiss on the cheek), you revealed their game and you reject. If they do and still ditch, at least you got some action.


The Inspector

 

[[A]rtful[DJ]]

Her: Would you buy me a drink?
Me: Yes, but first you gotta earn it baby. (with a ****y grin)

I have got few tongue kisses this way.

I like the "blow me" and the "walk away" one the best.


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Realize that the world is just a stage, and u ll see how easy everything is.

 

[GREAT BIG MAN]

me: Sure I will buy you a drink... bartender get over here! What do you want honey?
her: a dry martini
me: ok, a dry martini, it's 5,99, pay the man.

 

[badboybaxi]

Her: Will u buy me A Drink
ME: Adrink? Who said that was mah name? My names John Doe!!

 

[FluffyMutt]

Reply: If you're good, I'll buy you one in the morning.

 

[Don diego]

Originally posted by ESPN:
she: "Will you buy me a drink?"

you: "Will you give me a kiss?" (The magic formula ****y+Wussy)

Kidding, but replies like 'I liked your pick-up line', will get a good response and the convo going.


[This message has been edited by ESPN (edited 05-18-2002).]

the best reply so far...
it does it all...plus with a little interest it can pay off right away..

 

[dorian_gray-from.usa]

Originally posted by Dave710:
For those who claim to not buy a girl drinks does that apply if you approach her?

Do you ever offer her drinks instead?

Just curious, im still a rookie.

NO NO NO

Please read the book call "A bartender's guild to picking up women"

from
www.getgirls.com


______________________________

It give good bar dynamic info.

Par Example:


Women who are willing to take something from a perfect stranger are players - they make you put out first - before if ever!!!
they will put out!!!


Your cash is the first victim - the second is truth.
http://www.getgirls.com/bartend.htm

[This message has been edited by dorian_gray-from.usa (edited 07-12-2002).]

 

[TheRockStar]

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Few weeks ago I had two girls approach me and TELL ME THEY WOULD. I had the rule against buying drinks, was very hestitant, but after they said that, I most foolishly left down my guard. Wretched horniness.

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my reply to this would be " your assuming i am interested in the displeasure of your company."