"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Reply for "Will you buy me a drink?"
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
DJ de Florida
Master Don Juan
bahahahahahahahaha !!!!
One guy I talked to thought if he bought a woman a drink that she would spend the rest of the night with him in the club.
bahahahahahahahaha !!!!
After i talked to her for like 2 MINUTES, shes goes...
Her: Will you buy me a drink
Me: Sure, just order one and ill buy it
Her: Bartender, ill have a Electric Screwdriver
I walk off right when she orders it and go sit with my friends...haha...she had to pay for her own drink! I had this queesy feeling from the beginning she was playin me...dumb biatches like this really bug me....
Pancho
wheelin&dealin
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Me: "You see the problem here is that I'm a hell of a lot better looking than you, and it seems as though it would be the ugly person's duty to buy the good looking person a drink in hopes of persuading me to hang out with you. But this isn't happening here so it would be of your best interest to go buy me a drink. I hope this information helps in future questions you ask me."
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Aiken_Drum
Master Don Juan
Oh my fvcking god!!! THAT WAS GREAT!!!!
Her: will you buy me a drink?
Me: sure, what would you like?
Her: Ill have an beer
Me: Bartender a beer...
And then when he goes to hand her the drink, pay for it, pick it up, and start drinkin it. Or grab it and go to another part of the bar...haha..
Pancho
Bungo Pony
Master Don Juan
Me : Bartender, a beer for me and a water for the lady
Her: Water?!!??
Me : I don't buy my women.
Walk away with beer.
UnluckynLuv
Senior Don Juan
her- will you buy me a drink/
me- Sure, i already have, it's at my place. you want to come and get it?
FluffyMutt
Senior Don Juan
She'll either laugh, look at you funny, or ask you to tell the story. If she asks for a story, give her a good one.
If not, say. "Think it'll work again this time?"
Surprising how often women like this and say yes, probably, or pull up a chair and let's talk about it. If she says no, tell her it's good to meet someone who's honest, shake her hand and walk away. Those women have a strange tendency to seek you out later in the evening.
Is it noon yet? I'm getting thirsty. This topic makes me want to go get a beer.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
TheLadiesMan
Master Don Juan
Laughing my ass off!!!
"You sound like the homeless guy on my way to work."
CLASSIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
here's my reply...
Hoe: Would you buy me a drink?
TLM: Get the f*ck outta here...
-TLM
It sounds like what the old westerns showed the saloon hookers asking. As in, "Will you buy me?"
Ugh.
[This message has been edited by Freeheart (edited 05-21-2002).]
Inspector Clouseau
Senior Don Juan
Few weeks ago I had two girls approach me and TELL ME THEY WOULD. I had the rule against buying drinks, was very hestitant, but after they said that, I most foolishly left down my guard. Wretched horniness.
I read that at fastseduction.com, and I thought it was gold. It's perfect. If they don't give it to you (and of course it MUST be french, no kiss on the cheek), you revealed their game and you reject. If they do and still ditch, at least you got some action.
The Inspector
[A]rtful[DJ]
Senior Don Juan
Me: Yes, but first you gotta earn it baby. (with a ****y grin)
I have got few tongue kisses this way.
I like the "blow me" and the "walk away" one the best.
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Realize that the world is just a stage, and u ll see how easy everything is.
GREAT BIG MAN
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her: a dry martini
me: ok, a dry martini, it's 5,99, pay the man.
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
badboybaxi
Don Juan
ME: Adrink? Who said that was mah name? My names John Doe!!
FluffyMutt
Senior Don Juan
Don diego
Senior Don Juan
the best reply so far...
it does it all...plus with a little interest it can pay off right away..
dorian_gray-from.usa
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NO NO NO
Please read the book call "A bartender's guild to picking up women"
from
www.getgirls.com
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It give good bar dynamic info.
Par Example:
Women who are willing to take something from a perfect stranger are players - they make you put out first - before if ever!!!
they will put out!!!
Your cash is the first victim - the second is truth.
http://www.getgirls.com/bartend.htm
[This message has been edited by dorian_gray-from.usa (edited 07-12-2002).]
TheRockStar
Senior Don Juan
Few weeks ago I had two girls approach me and TELL ME THEY WOULD. I had the rule against buying drinks, was very hestitant, but after they said that, I most foolishly left down my guard. Wretched horniness.
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my reply to this would be " your assuming i am interested in the displeasure of your company."
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.