playboyace
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Girl:Would u buy me a drink
Me:ha thats a lame a$$ pickup line
Me:ha thats a lame a$$ pickup line
“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Girl: Would U Buy Me A Drink?
You: *look at her* start laughing (because it is funny, laugh if you think its funny else you look like a nerd) and then turn your head back in front of you
and give her a hard No in the tone of "not gonna happen"
You: *look at her* start laughing (because it is funny, laugh if you think its funny else you look like a nerd) and then turn your head back in front of you
and give her a hard No in the tone of "not gonna happen"
Bubs
Don Juan
Her: Will you buy me a drink?
Me:
"Are you underage?" (Poindexter said it first..the bugger lol)
"I don't buy drinks for strangers. When was the last time you bought a stranger a drink?"
"Tell you what, lets play a game...You go over to that guy, get HIM to buy you a vodka redbull, because thats what i like...then bring it back to me. If he likes you enough to do that, then you're obviously worth talking to and i'll treat you to something nice
" (you get a free drink, and she has to demonstrate value to you)
"Aren't you confident enough to have conversation sober? tut tut"
Me:
"Are you underage?" (Poindexter said it first..the bugger lol)
"I don't buy drinks for strangers. When was the last time you bought a stranger a drink?"
"Tell you what, lets play a game...You go over to that guy, get HIM to buy you a vodka redbull, because thats what i like...then bring it back to me. If he likes you enough to do that, then you're obviously worth talking to and i'll treat you to something nice
" (you get a free drink, and she has to demonstrate value to you)"Aren't you confident enough to have conversation sober? tut tut"
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
diplomatic_lies
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Man, this brings me back to the early days of college when we didnt have money, and buying a $5 ****tail could set you back a whole meal. Girls would say "How about you buy me a drink?", and we'd reply "Jesus, do you know how many loaves of bread we could get for $5? "ChrizZ said:
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
BlackJackal
Master Don Juan
Woman:Would you like to buy me a drink?
Me:No
Woman:Hey how about buying me a drink?
Me: Hey how about no?
Woman: What's a girl gotta do to get a drink around here?
Me: Use the money in your purse and tell the bartender what you want to drink.
Me:No
Woman:Hey how about buying me a drink?
Me: Hey how about no?
Woman: What's a girl gotta do to get a drink around here?
Me: Use the money in your purse and tell the bartender what you want to drink.
DiSt0rTi0n_07
Don Juan
Will you buy me a drink?
--(pointing to your crotch) "Sure, but I will need a security deposit."
--(pointing to your crotch) "Sure, but I will need a security deposit."
PRMoon
Master Don Juan
Hmmmm. For me it depends on the situation. If some random ho comes up to me out of nowhere and asks me to buy her a drink, I'll likely get pissed and ask if she's out of her goddamned mind. I don't know you, and you have the gull to ask me for money for nothing! I think not.
However If it's a girl I've been sitting with for quite sometime and we're pointing in the direction of me taking her home and she wants to party, then I'll ask if she's got the next round. I like to drink too for gods sake! Usually this turns out well for both of us, concidering I buy drinks for my boys if It's my turn, the same standard should apply to women. It's not so much an investment at that point, as us trying to have a good time and party it up. With that notion I have no problem shelling out 4-7 dollars for alcohol.
However If it's a girl I've been sitting with for quite sometime and we're pointing in the direction of me taking her home and she wants to party, then I'll ask if she's got the next round. I like to drink too for gods sake! Usually this turns out well for both of us, concidering I buy drinks for my boys if It's my turn, the same standard should apply to women. It's not so much an investment at that point, as us trying to have a good time and party it up. With that notion I have no problem shelling out 4-7 dollars for alcohol.
Haha you guys gotta be careful, sometimes girls saying "will you buy me a drink" is the last test before she jumps on you.. kind of like "I got something out of throwing my pu$$y at him!!" or "He takes care of me"
So be careful.
Yesterday - a girl is ALL OVER ME. like it is obvious she wants to have my babies. She wants to get a drink, so we go to the bar. I am just standing there and her friend goes "Hey will you buy her a drink?"
I am like "No, I don't buy girls drinks this soon" her friend paid.
I think this one was a legitimate one but at the same time - why the fvck would I want to buy her a drink? Am i Bill gates? i probably have less money than your a$s
But yeah, when I have a decent amount of money I would order a drink for a girl who is into me, no problem. May be even 5 drinks
So be careful.
Yesterday - a girl is ALL OVER ME. like it is obvious she wants to have my babies. She wants to get a drink, so we go to the bar. I am just standing there and her friend goes "Hey will you buy her a drink?"
I am like "No, I don't buy girls drinks this soon" her friend paid.
I think this one was a legitimate one but at the same time - why the fvck would I want to buy her a drink? Am i Bill gates? i probably have less money than your a$s
But yeah, when I have a decent amount of money I would order a drink for a girl who is into me, no problem. May be even 5 drinks
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
THIS IS HOW YOU DO IT MUHAHA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAi80uQECEc&mode=related&search=
"I´ll take a scotch on the rocks" Roflmao:crackup:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAi80uQECEc&mode=related&search=
"I´ll take a scotch on the rocks" Roflmao:crackup:
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hahaha I love it!ChrizZ said:
ValleyDJing
Master Don Juan
Do I look like T-Pain to you? lol!
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.