playboyace
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Girl:Would u buy me a drink
Me:ha thats a lame a$$ pickup line
Me:ha thats a lame a$$ pickup line
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Girl: Would U Buy Me A Drink?
You: *look at her* start laughing (because it is funny, laugh if you think its funny else you look like a nerd) and then turn your head back in front of you
and give her a hard No in the tone of "not gonna happen"
You: *look at her* start laughing (because it is funny, laugh if you think its funny else you look like a nerd) and then turn your head back in front of you
and give her a hard No in the tone of "not gonna happen"
Bubs
Don Juan
Her: Will you buy me a drink?
Me:
"Are you underage?" (Poindexter said it first..the bugger lol)
"I don't buy drinks for strangers. When was the last time you bought a stranger a drink?"
"Tell you what, lets play a game...You go over to that guy, get HIM to buy you a vodka redbull, because thats what i like...then bring it back to me. If he likes you enough to do that, then you're obviously worth talking to and i'll treat you to something nice
" (you get a free drink, and she has to demonstrate value to you)
"Aren't you confident enough to have conversation sober? tut tut"
Me:
"Are you underage?" (Poindexter said it first..the bugger lol)
"I don't buy drinks for strangers. When was the last time you bought a stranger a drink?"
"Tell you what, lets play a game...You go over to that guy, get HIM to buy you a vodka redbull, because thats what i like...then bring it back to me. If he likes you enough to do that, then you're obviously worth talking to and i'll treat you to something nice
" (you get a free drink, and she has to demonstrate value to you)"Aren't you confident enough to have conversation sober? tut tut"
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
diplomatic_lies
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Man, this brings me back to the early days of college when we didnt have money, and buying a $5 ****tail could set you back a whole meal. Girls would say "How about you buy me a drink?", and we'd reply "Jesus, do you know how many loaves of bread we could get for $5? "ChrizZ said:
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
BlackJackal
Master Don Juan
Woman:Would you like to buy me a drink?
Me:No
Woman:Hey how about buying me a drink?
Me: Hey how about no?
Woman: What's a girl gotta do to get a drink around here?
Me: Use the money in your purse and tell the bartender what you want to drink.
Me:No
Woman:Hey how about buying me a drink?
Me: Hey how about no?
Woman: What's a girl gotta do to get a drink around here?
Me: Use the money in your purse and tell the bartender what you want to drink.
DiSt0rTi0n_07
Don Juan
Will you buy me a drink?
--(pointing to your crotch) "Sure, but I will need a security deposit."
--(pointing to your crotch) "Sure, but I will need a security deposit."
PRMoon
Master Don Juan
Hmmmm. For me it depends on the situation. If some random ho comes up to me out of nowhere and asks me to buy her a drink, I'll likely get pissed and ask if she's out of her goddamned mind. I don't know you, and you have the gull to ask me for money for nothing! I think not.
However If it's a girl I've been sitting with for quite sometime and we're pointing in the direction of me taking her home and she wants to party, then I'll ask if she's got the next round. I like to drink too for gods sake! Usually this turns out well for both of us, concidering I buy drinks for my boys if It's my turn, the same standard should apply to women. It's not so much an investment at that point, as us trying to have a good time and party it up. With that notion I have no problem shelling out 4-7 dollars for alcohol.
However If it's a girl I've been sitting with for quite sometime and we're pointing in the direction of me taking her home and she wants to party, then I'll ask if she's got the next round. I like to drink too for gods sake! Usually this turns out well for both of us, concidering I buy drinks for my boys if It's my turn, the same standard should apply to women. It's not so much an investment at that point, as us trying to have a good time and party it up. With that notion I have no problem shelling out 4-7 dollars for alcohol.
Haha you guys gotta be careful, sometimes girls saying "will you buy me a drink" is the last test before she jumps on you.. kind of like "I got something out of throwing my pu$$y at him!!" or "He takes care of me"
So be careful.
Yesterday - a girl is ALL OVER ME. like it is obvious she wants to have my babies. She wants to get a drink, so we go to the bar. I am just standing there and her friend goes "Hey will you buy her a drink?"
I am like "No, I don't buy girls drinks this soon" her friend paid.
I think this one was a legitimate one but at the same time - why the fvck would I want to buy her a drink? Am i Bill gates? i probably have less money than your a$s
But yeah, when I have a decent amount of money I would order a drink for a girl who is into me, no problem. May be even 5 drinks
So be careful.
Yesterday - a girl is ALL OVER ME. like it is obvious she wants to have my babies. She wants to get a drink, so we go to the bar. I am just standing there and her friend goes "Hey will you buy her a drink?"
I am like "No, I don't buy girls drinks this soon" her friend paid.
I think this one was a legitimate one but at the same time - why the fvck would I want to buy her a drink? Am i Bill gates? i probably have less money than your a$s
But yeah, when I have a decent amount of money I would order a drink for a girl who is into me, no problem. May be even 5 drinks
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
THIS IS HOW YOU DO IT MUHAHA
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"I´ll take a scotch on the rocks" Roflmao:crackup:
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"I´ll take a scotch on the rocks" Roflmao:crackup:
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hahaha I love it!ChrizZ said:
ValleyDJing
Master Don Juan
Do I look like T-Pain to you? lol!
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.