Reply for "Will you buy me a drink?"

[jc.dunn]

I don't buy drinks... I only buy breakfast.

 

[S.Y.L]

This thread is simply amazing.

 

[UniKKatiL]

Her: ''Will you buy me a drink''
Me: *laugh in her face* and walk away

Or if you wanna get laid

Her: Will you buy me a drink
Me: If you blow me first, and if you're good and I like it then I'll buy you one.. But You don't really look like the type of girl who could handle my 20inch ****, So I guess no.. or am I wrong????

Allot of times she would want to prove to you that you're wrong..
If she refuses.. then just say ''Your loss'' and walk away with a smile

 

[J. Darko]

If I wanted to buy love, I would pay a hooker.

 

[MJALLTHEWAY]

Her: Hey! It's my birthday, wanna buy me a drink?

Me: Ummm, these are my friends (walk away)

I like responding with an answer that doesn't even acknowledge their question.

 

[squirrels]

I rarely have a girl ask me OUTRIGHT to buy her a drink. Generally, they don't ask if they don't think you're an easy mark.

Sometimes I ask them to buy ME drinks..."Hey, what's that? Can I have a sip? Delicious...get me one!" Jokingly of course, but you'd be surprised how many girls i get to buy me drinks. IIRC, I've had pornstars buy me drinks. (then totally play me like a chump, but at least the drinks were free )

Anyway...if she just comes up to you and asks out of nowhere, "Hey will you buy me/my friends a drink?", an outright "um, no" is probably not out of the question. It'd be like you going up to a girl and saying, "Let's make out".

The ol', "I don't even know you yet!" also works well. Humor is always good. "Not until we're married! What kind of guy do you think I am??" Dumb sh!t like that. Gets 'em talking.

I sometimes used to set up an alternating arrangement...you get one, I get the next, etc. If it's a DATE date, I'll pay for the date itself, maybe the first drink. After that, if she wants to be a lush and start taking shots, it's going on HER tab.

Umm...what else works? You could always make her "earn it" by getting her to pick out something good for both of you. I like fruity chick-drinks, so I'll tell her that if she can come up with something tasty, I'll get both of them. That way, for my money, I get a new drink to taste...and it challenges her to be interesting (not just good-looking) for it. Or if it's a crowded bar, get THEM to order the drinks, since t!tties get faster service.

I've tried telling her, "I'm only going to pay for a girl's drinks if she's coming home with me"...got called materialistic. Good way to get rid of drink-trollers but doesn't do much for "game".

Just remember...If she's really interested in you, not buying the drink isn't going to blow the deal, as long as you respond to it in a "cool" way. If she's not into you and she's just trying to get a free drink, there's little you can say that's gonna suddenly make her into you.

So whatever.

Whatever you do, have FUN with it...that's why you're out drinking in the first place. Some of you guys who come up with outright angry or ignorant responses...sheesh.

 

[brokenupinside]

In the words of the ever cool Chevy Chase circa Caddyshack,Fletch etc.......

Her-WIll you buy me a drink?
You-What's in it for me?

 

[Ridingthelightning]

Sure if...
...you can solve this math problem.
...you can solve this riddle.
...you will kiss me on the lips right now.
...you will buy me one.
...I get to hold on to it.

No...
...I would but you're (whatever their hair color is).
...you're not that easy.
...I'm not that easy.
...you just want a drink.
...buy me one.
...we're not on a date.

 

[fatdog]

Her: ''Will you buy me a drink''
Me: *laugh in her face* and walk away

Or if you wanna get laid

Her: Will you buy me a drink
Me: If you blow me first, and if you're good and I like it then I'll buy you one.. But You don't really look like the type of girl who could handle my 20inch ****, So I guess no.. or am I wrong????

Allot of times she would want to prove to you that you're wrong..
If she refuses.. then just say ''Your loss'' and walk away with a smile

20 inch d1ck dude, really? Are you trying to get laid or get laughed at?

 

[Oxide]

Ready for the best response for this question and every other instance when a girl is acting like a b!tch and says something stupid?


"Last time a girl said this to me, she was the one I slept with"

 

[joe henny]

Laugh in her face then walk away

 

[Razor Sharp]

This question is an instant disqualifier for me. I don't ask people I don't know to buy me sh*t, and the last thing I want is some delusional princess on my arm who thinks the world owes her a favor for having a vagina. I don't care how good that p*ssy is, it's never worth the stress of having a spoiled brat in your life.

These type of women also tend to be terrible in the sack. They don't f*ck with the enthusiasm that I demand, it's all kind of like a job for them (you know, what with them collecting tips all night).

I like a lady who really wants - no NEEDS a good boning. One that doesn't f*ck out of obligation. One that never uses intimacy as collateral leverage, or some sort of weapon to beat you into submission with. (some chumps call this "love")

F*ck THAT noise

When they bat their little eyelashes, stick out their chests and ask for a drink I just say "what for?"

Seriously babe - what have you done for me other than look good?

That gets a blank stare with an awkward pause before I bail on her wack set and talk to someone more interesting.

 

[fuChelios]

lady, if you're trying to seduce me shouldn't you buy me a drink?

of course delivery is everything

 

[CrashOverRide]

Her: Buy me a drink

Me: ohhh sure no problem

Her: I'll take a malibu bay breeze

Me: ok... but 1 quick question

Her: Yeah?

Me: Are you going to suck my dvick now or later?

 

[Groovy]

How about you tell her yes if she buys you one after? I would buy a shot or a beer that is about 50 cents or a dollar... Odds are that she says yeah, and if she "forgets" about it later, then at least you know her character now. Why date a girl like this? Disquilified! If she buys you one later, cool, you just made yourself a friend!

 

[Black suit]

Why can't it be,

''Will you buy me a drink''

With a light charming smile, ''come with me'' and take her by the hand and go to the bar or better yet a darker corner with secluded tables.

If she refuses at any point, show complete indifference like some dumb girl doesn't want to come with the classiest, suavest guy on the planet and walk away like cool guys walk away from explosions.

 

[Zodiac]

This thread is gold. Thanks for the laughs and a bunch of lines.

 

[Gambit]

I'd probably do something like this:

her: "Will you buy me a drink?"
Me: Sure babe... (then order her a glass of water)... then I'd say with a little smile : "It's healthier...and It'll smoothen out your wrinkles"

I'd only do this with a really hot babe.

that's what I would do too

 

[Alex DeLarge]

Girl: Hey will you buy me a drink?
Guy: Look her straight in the eyes blank stare for 5 seconds watch her get frightened and walk away. Laugh with your friends at your table about it

 

[Pierce]

haha oh shit I never saw that one

You could also be like "why? will you suck my dick?" Cuz really if she's not gonna suck your dick then why would you? There's no universal law of knowledge that says guys have more money than girls.

I would say this but even if she said she would I wouldn't buy her no damn drink :crackup: