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Girl:Would u buy me a drink
Me:ha thats a lame a$$ pickup line
Me:ha thats a lame a$$ pickup line
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Girl: Would U Buy Me A Drink?
You: *look at her* start laughing (because it is funny, laugh if you think its funny else you look like a nerd) and then turn your head back in front of you
and give her a hard No in the tone of "not gonna happen"
You: *look at her* start laughing (because it is funny, laugh if you think its funny else you look like a nerd) and then turn your head back in front of you
and give her a hard No in the tone of "not gonna happen"
Bubs
Don Juan
Her: Will you buy me a drink?
Me:
"Are you underage?" (Poindexter said it first..the bugger lol)
"I don't buy drinks for strangers. When was the last time you bought a stranger a drink?"
"Tell you what, lets play a game...You go over to that guy, get HIM to buy you a vodka redbull, because thats what i like...then bring it back to me. If he likes you enough to do that, then you're obviously worth talking to and i'll treat you to something nice
" (you get a free drink, and she has to demonstrate value to you)
"Aren't you confident enough to have conversation sober? tut tut"
Me:
"Are you underage?" (Poindexter said it first..the bugger lol)
"I don't buy drinks for strangers. When was the last time you bought a stranger a drink?"
"Tell you what, lets play a game...You go over to that guy, get HIM to buy you a vodka redbull, because thats what i like...then bring it back to me. If he likes you enough to do that, then you're obviously worth talking to and i'll treat you to something nice
" (you get a free drink, and she has to demonstrate value to you)"Aren't you confident enough to have conversation sober? tut tut"
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
diplomatic_lies
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Man, this brings me back to the early days of college when we didnt have money, and buying a $5 ****tail could set you back a whole meal. Girls would say "How about you buy me a drink?", and we'd reply "Jesus, do you know how many loaves of bread we could get for $5? "ChrizZ said:
“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
BlackJackal
Master Don Juan
Woman:Would you like to buy me a drink?
Me:No
Woman:Hey how about buying me a drink?
Me: Hey how about no?
Woman: What's a girl gotta do to get a drink around here?
Me: Use the money in your purse and tell the bartender what you want to drink.
Me:No
Woman:Hey how about buying me a drink?
Me: Hey how about no?
Woman: What's a girl gotta do to get a drink around here?
Me: Use the money in your purse and tell the bartender what you want to drink.
DiSt0rTi0n_07
Don Juan
Will you buy me a drink?
--(pointing to your crotch) "Sure, but I will need a security deposit."
--(pointing to your crotch) "Sure, but I will need a security deposit."
PRMoon
Master Don Juan
Hmmmm. For me it depends on the situation. If some random ho comes up to me out of nowhere and asks me to buy her a drink, I'll likely get pissed and ask if she's out of her goddamned mind. I don't know you, and you have the gull to ask me for money for nothing! I think not.
However If it's a girl I've been sitting with for quite sometime and we're pointing in the direction of me taking her home and she wants to party, then I'll ask if she's got the next round. I like to drink too for gods sake! Usually this turns out well for both of us, concidering I buy drinks for my boys if It's my turn, the same standard should apply to women. It's not so much an investment at that point, as us trying to have a good time and party it up. With that notion I have no problem shelling out 4-7 dollars for alcohol.
However If it's a girl I've been sitting with for quite sometime and we're pointing in the direction of me taking her home and she wants to party, then I'll ask if she's got the next round. I like to drink too for gods sake! Usually this turns out well for both of us, concidering I buy drinks for my boys if It's my turn, the same standard should apply to women. It's not so much an investment at that point, as us trying to have a good time and party it up. With that notion I have no problem shelling out 4-7 dollars for alcohol.
Haha you guys gotta be careful, sometimes girls saying "will you buy me a drink" is the last test before she jumps on you.. kind of like "I got something out of throwing my pu$$y at him!!" or "He takes care of me"
So be careful.
Yesterday - a girl is ALL OVER ME. like it is obvious she wants to have my babies. She wants to get a drink, so we go to the bar. I am just standing there and her friend goes "Hey will you buy her a drink?"
I am like "No, I don't buy girls drinks this soon" her friend paid.
I think this one was a legitimate one but at the same time - why the fvck would I want to buy her a drink? Am i Bill gates? i probably have less money than your a$s
But yeah, when I have a decent amount of money I would order a drink for a girl who is into me, no problem. May be even 5 drinks
So be careful.
Yesterday - a girl is ALL OVER ME. like it is obvious she wants to have my babies. She wants to get a drink, so we go to the bar. I am just standing there and her friend goes "Hey will you buy her a drink?"
I am like "No, I don't buy girls drinks this soon" her friend paid.
I think this one was a legitimate one but at the same time - why the fvck would I want to buy her a drink? Am i Bill gates? i probably have less money than your a$s
But yeah, when I have a decent amount of money I would order a drink for a girl who is into me, no problem. May be even 5 drinks
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
THIS IS HOW YOU DO IT MUHAHA
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"I´ll take a scotch on the rocks" Roflmao:crackup:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAi80uQECEc&mode=related&search=
"I´ll take a scotch on the rocks" Roflmao:crackup:
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hahaha I love it!ChrizZ said:
ValleyDJing
Master Don Juan
Do I look like T-Pain to you? lol!
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.