jtrain 289
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hahahahah lol ur mad funny valleydging
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Hand Of Karma
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Her: Heya, you're kinda cute, wanna buy me a drink? *puppydogeyes*
HoK: *pinches her arm*
Her: ouch! what was that for?!
HoK: Oh sorry I thought you were dreaming there for a minute, but if you want I will make it up to you and let you buy me one instead.
OR
Her: Heya, you're kinda cute, wanna buy me a drink? *puppydogeyes*
HoK: Oh I will get 3 scrambled eggs, 3 rye toast if you don't mind putting butter on the side, and 3 bacon...with oj please.....That is unless you have a better kind of Awesome 3some in mind, I would even settle for a 2some if thats all you have to offer on tonights special.
I love using anything along that lines and always bring kino into play seeing as I am a very tactile person.
HoK: *pinches her arm*
Her: ouch! what was that for?!
HoK: Oh sorry I thought you were dreaming there for a minute, but if you want I will make it up to you and let you buy me one instead.
OR
Her: Heya, you're kinda cute, wanna buy me a drink? *puppydogeyes*
HoK: Oh I will get 3 scrambled eggs, 3 rye toast if you don't mind putting butter on the side, and 3 bacon...with oj please.....That is unless you have a better kind of Awesome 3some in mind, I would even settle for a 2some if thats all you have to offer on tonights special.
I love using anything along that lines and always bring kino into play seeing as I am a very tactile person.
KarmaSutra
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Please deny that you'll be using these goddamned scripts in every post.Hand Of Karma said:
“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”
Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.
I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.
Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules. Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.
Hand Of Karma
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I don't use them every time, it is all based on the person and what you get from reading them. Not everyone has the same style and not everyone can pull a lot of these off that everyone has mentioned. I don't suggest for people to use what I have said in the past unless the have the jovial personality to pull it off.
girl: Hi, will you buy me a drink?
me: Why? No.
girl: You have no money? You're not my friend.
me: Then I guess I could be your bestfriend.... (and show her a wad of cash.) I don't buy girls drinks.
I then walk away. Later she number closed me.
me: Why? No.
girl: You have no money? You're not my friend.
me: Then I guess I could be your bestfriend.... (and show her a wad of cash.) I don't buy girls drinks.
I then walk away. Later she number closed me.
DismantleRepair
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Her: "Will you buy me a drink?"
You: "Yeah, if you pay for it."
You: "Yeah, if you pay for it."
Crazy Asian
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ya know, i think i read somewhere, or heard that if you buy a girl a drink, she feels more sexually in debt to you.
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
Her: will you buy me a drink??
Me: no, you're already too drunk, asking me stupid questions like that.
i have had a few girls ask me for a drink. I usually just laugh, really loud, right in thier face. The looks they give are priceless. On a side note, you guys should try asking girls to buy you drinks, even ones you know, Most of them are so friggin used to getting drinks bought for them that they look astonished. Liek you're speaking chinese. It's weird try it. Also, thanks to this site, a few weeks ago, 2 different times, I was at the bar ordering and a girl next to me got served fisrt, I looked them both in the face and said, "Ill have a bud light", it worked both times, two different girls.
Me: no, you're already too drunk, asking me stupid questions like that.
i have had a few girls ask me for a drink. I usually just laugh, really loud, right in thier face. The looks they give are priceless. On a side note, you guys should try asking girls to buy you drinks, even ones you know, Most of them are so friggin used to getting drinks bought for them that they look astonished. Liek you're speaking chinese. It's weird try it. Also, thanks to this site, a few weeks ago, 2 different times, I was at the bar ordering and a girl next to me got served fisrt, I looked them both in the face and said, "Ill have a bud light", it worked both times, two different girls.
Solomon
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The Gamer said:
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I loe this one
alphamailman
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Whatttt!!
I simply use this one
Freak: Hey will you buy me a drink?
AMM: Sure, Bartender! Could you get me a gin & tonic. Oh! and get this bytch a water!
Don't give in, if you must, don't tell her it's gin & coke u just got her!
I simply use this one
Freak: Hey will you buy me a drink?
AMM: Sure, Bartender! Could you get me a gin & tonic. Oh! and get this bytch a water!
Don't give in, if you must, don't tell her it's gin & coke u just got her!
Yesterday night I just used the one where i nudge her a little back look at her from her feet to her head and just laugh and say no. I said it to a GoGo dancer girl that i was talking to, all she said was like ohh your so mean i dont like u blah blah blah. Did she walk away? nope, she was even more interested might see her tonight to a club i invited her to. =)
broken dreams
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I got this but it depends on timing of it and how she says it .
" I usually get askd that after sex give me one compliment ?"
" I usually get askd that after sex
give me one compliment ?""I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
FireOnTheMountain
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Wow, there are some truly excellent replies in the middle pages of this thread.
The times I've been asked this question, I always struggle and stumble with my answer. It really f'ed my up once because the approach was going really well until the girl asked. I ended up saying no, but in a indecisive sounding wussy way and it killed the conversation.
A good C+F line, on the other hand, would have had the opposite effect.
The times I've been asked this question, I always struggle and stumble with my answer. It really f'ed my up once because the approach was going really well until the girl asked. I ended up saying no, but in a indecisive sounding wussy way and it killed the conversation.
A good C+F line, on the other hand, would have had the opposite effect.
Some stripper chick, was hanging out in my local bar. I could tell was a total cvnt the minute I laid eyes on her. She grabbed my friend while we were walking by, and said "hey, will you buy me a shot?" She did this in a really bytchy way, and I wasnt having it. My AFC friend was about to do it, too.
So I stepped in between, and said "I wouldnt buy you a fvcking shot if you were GOOD looking"
She got all snotty and said "Whatever, I work at Fantasy Girls (strip club)"
I said "Rad. Are you a bartender there, or something?" That must have stung!
I tell my friend right in front of her "Dont buy her a drink, dumbass, she doesnt even have her titties out."
This chick was a friend of the bartender, so I was told she was a stripper, (she wasnt looking very good either) and a lesbian, before that even happened.
So I stepped in between, and said "I wouldnt buy you a fvcking shot if you were GOOD looking"
She got all snotty and said "Whatever, I work at Fantasy Girls (strip club)"
I said "Rad. Are you a bartender there, or something?" That must have stung!
I tell my friend right in front of her "Dont buy her a drink, dumbass, she doesnt even have her titties out."
This chick was a friend of the bartender, so I was told she was a stripper, (she wasnt looking very good either) and a lesbian, before that even happened.
BustedKnucks
Don Juan
Last night some disgustingly obese woman came up to me and started some kindo of weird bovine kino on my back and asked me what I was drinking. I told her I don't drink too many calories and left
“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”
Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.
I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.
Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules. Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.