"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Hot Ice

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I wouldn't hit any of them...
Just not my type I guess.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Originally posted by MsThang
Just because the website belongs to her doesn't mean it's me. I won't tell you yet because I want you to be honest :) (But I will, I promise.)
Well aren't you a tricky little girl.

I'm still keeping with my statement :)
 

jakethasnake

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Originally posted by Unbridled_1
Jake,

Yes she is attractive in that picture, but it's only her PROFILE. If you get a straight ahead picture, she's got a somewhat weird face (her cheeks are too big). Check this one out:

http://community.webshots.com/photo/181318665/181318665bZNiww

Hmmm.... I stand corrected. Man, they don't even look like the same person!


By the way, I hope the poor girls don't find out what's being said about them - they'll probably be depressed for a month, knowing how sensitive women are about looks.
 

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**** I didn't look at the pics but I'm just cynical about all women based on their looks.

First off I would say that you can't judge any type of book by their cover. I.E. now it may seem more natural to assume a hot girl is a *****, whereas alot of less hot girls are every bit as *****y.

I am jaded right now, but that is because too many girls are disappointing me once I get to know them.

I think I am going to base more on a girls job and IQ. It's not gold digging, it's just that I hope to find a bit better mental stability.
 

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Originally posted by MsThang
Just because the website belongs to her doesn't mean it's me. I won't tell you yet because I want you to be honest :) (But I will, I promise.)


Ms. Thang, I bet my life on it that you are the one on the far right. You posted your pic here before, and that is the chick that resembles you the most.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Spike_the_Dragon

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The babe in the glasses is the least fugly of them all. I'd do her if I had to choose between them. Fortunately I dont' have to make that choice. ;)

These threads blow big monkey penis. Cut it out already with the "Rate my picture" ****. If you are soo insecure about your appearance that you have to ask people's opinions over the internet, then shoot yourself.

Okay, not really... but seriously, cut it out.:mad:
 

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Unless you are into very skinny chicks, he first chick has the best body, the cuter the faces, the less they have going for them bodywise.
 

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God I must be bored to reply to this, but I saw Ms Thang's name.
Someone I actually remember from the good ole days.

I seem to remember her being a red head.
My guess is the second from the right.
Could be a trick question, maybe it's none of them.

She is or was a red head that's all I remember.

I think it's time for dinner. later
 

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Originally posted by Helter Skelter
God I must be bored to reply to this, but I saw Ms Thang's name.
Someone I actually remember from the good ole days.

I seem to remember her being a red head.
My guess is the second from the right.
Could be a trick question, maybe it's none of them.

She is or was a red head that's all I remember.

I think it's time for dinner. later
Nice job, and there we have it. What was your username before?

In truth this is actually an argument between me and my friend about the girl on the far left. I think she's a monstrous beast and he used to date her. Sorry to be so devious but I wanted as little bias as possible because we have a bet going :D Thanks for your input, though, guys.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Giovanni Casanova

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Originally posted by MsThang
Nice job, and there we have it.
You're not too shabby, MsThang.

But I've got penkitten now. You'll have to settle for one of the other guys.


:D
 

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They all have a bit of an immature girly quality about them which doesn't appeal to me, but I think the girl in the glasses will look particularly hot when she's older. Even now I think she could carry off a sophisticated image and turn a lot of heads!
 

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Originally posted by Giovanni Casanova
You're not too shabby, MsThang.

But I've got penkitten now. You'll have to settle for one of the other guys.


:D
Oh, right, I see how it is. :( Excuse me a minute. *sniff*

In any case, because you were all such good sports here is a real picture of me:

Don't drool too hard, guys, I'm taken...
 

Giovanni Casanova

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Okay, you're gonna have to buy me a new monitor because I just puked on mine.
 

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Good god, the one on the far left is hideous. I don't mean to be a prick but i would probably mace her if she ever got within 10 yards of me. In every picture she looks like a demon with an underbite... she barely registers a 2 in my books.


*I only felt validated to write this after MsThang said " I think she's a monstrous beast" *
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Originally posted by MsThang
Oh, right, I see how it is. :( Excuse me a minute. *sniff*

In any case, because you were all such good sports here is a real picture of me:

Don't drool too hard, guys, I'm taken...
Dude! That b!tch-beast in the pic looks pretty similar to Jariel's mom. I gave her the sausage somethin fierce.
 

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WTF every single one has awful colored teeth. They look like pumpkin seeds.

Other then that, they are mostly ok looking girls. I wouldn't pursue any of them with full effort, but I wouldn't feel ashamed if my friends found out I had gotten with them. (except far left :( )
 

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MsThang,
You'd be the prettiest of all four girls if you lose the glasses and use some of those.

I have a feeling she said it was her just to keep things going for the other girls as well. I mean, the replies were still coming, so why did she suddenly decide to say it's her?

Nah, it's not her. I could be wrong.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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