"The Kiss of Death Mistake"
You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?
Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.
One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.
Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Rate these girls
- Thread starter MsThang
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Well aren't you a tricky little girl.Originally posted by MsThang
Just because the website belongs to her doesn't mean it's me. I won't tell you yet because I want you to be honest(But I will, I promise.)
I'm still keeping with my statement
jakethasnake
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Hmmm.... I stand corrected. Man, they don't even look like the same person!
By the way, I hope the poor girls don't find out what's being said about them - they'll probably be depressed for a month, knowing how sensitive women are about looks.
First off I would say that you can't judge any type of book by their cover. I.E. now it may seem more natural to assume a hot girl is a *****, whereas alot of less hot girls are every bit as *****y.
I am jaded right now, but that is because too many girls are disappointing me once I get to know them.
I think I am going to base more on a girls job and IQ. It's not gold digging, it's just that I hope to find a bit better mental stability.
mahon83050
Banned
Originally posted by MsThang
Just because the website belongs to her doesn't mean it's me. I won't tell you yet because I want you to be honest
Ms. Thang, I bet my life on it that you are the one on the far right. You posted your pic here before, and that is the chick that resembles you the most.
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Soma
Banned
6 - 6.5 - 7 - 7
Found this pic...
http://community.webshots.com/photo/181317986/181318489weyDwq
I'm gonna use it later.
Spike_the_Dragon
Senior Don Juan
These threads blow big monkey penis. Cut it out already with the "Rate my picture" ****. If you are soo insecure about your appearance that you have to ask people's opinions over the internet, then shoot yourself.
Okay, not really... but seriously, cut it out.
Gangster Of Love
Master Don Juan
Helter Skelter
Master Don Juan
Someone I actually remember from the good ole days.
I seem to remember her being a red head.
My guess is the second from the right.
Could be a trick question, maybe it's none of them.
She is or was a red head that's all I remember.
I think it's time for dinner. later
Nice job, and there we have it. What was your username before?
In truth this is actually an argument between me and my friend about the girl on the far left. I think she's a monstrous beast and he used to date her. Sorry to be so devious but I wanted as little bias as possible because we have a bet going
Thanks for your input, though, guys."I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Giovanni Casanova
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You're not too shabby, MsThang.
But I've got penkitten now. You'll have to settle for one of the other guys.
Oh, right, I see how it is.Originally posted by Giovanni Casanova
You're not too shabby, MsThang.
But I've got penkitten now. You'll have to settle for one of the other guys.
Excuse me a minute. *sniff*In any case, because you were all such good sports here is a real picture of me:
Don't drool too hard, guys, I'm taken...
Giovanni Casanova
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*I only felt validated to write this after MsThang said " I think she's a monstrous beast" *
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
penkitten
Master Don Juan
yayOriginally posted by Giovanni Casanova
But I've got penkitten now.
Soma
Banned
Dude! That b!tch-beast in the pic looks pretty similar to Jariel's mom. I gave her the sausage somethin fierce.Originally posted by MsThang
Oh, right, I see how it is.
In any case, because you were all such good sports here is a real picture of me:
Don't drool too hard, guys, I'm taken...
Other then that, they are mostly ok looking girls. I wouldn't pursue any of them with full effort, but I wouldn't feel ashamed if my friends found out I had gotten with them. (except far left
)idiot_boyfriend
Senior Don Juan
Yowza....
It appears that MsThang is the winner.
I think she would look better without glasses. Just my opinion, though.
m4a1
Senior Don Juan
You'd be the prettiest of all four girls if you lose the glasses and use some of those.
I have a feeling she said it was her just to keep things going for the other girls as well. I mean, the replies were still coming, so why did she suddenly decide to say it's her?
Nah, it's not her. I could be wrong.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.