"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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MsThang

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Dummies, I just said none of them were me. Anyway, the goal has been reached and that was determining that the one on the left should get a job harassing billy-goats who trip-trap over her bridge.

There is one advantage to her face, though, being that she always gets the best view in the room because she doesn't have to look at herself.

She is also a good argument for hitting it from the back. She is precisely what doggy-style was invented for.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Originally posted by m4a1
MsThang,
You'd be the prettiest of all four girls if you lose the glasses and use some of those.
I would also recomend a tanning bed once in a while...
 

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Originally posted by Ms.Thang:

Dummies, I just said none of them were me. Anyway, the goal has been reached and that was determining that the one on the left should get a job harassing billy-goats who trip-trap over her bridge.

There is one advantage to her face, though, being that she always gets the best view in the room because she doesn't have to look at herself.

She is also a good argument for hitting it from the back. She is precisely what doggy-style was invented for.
Why the hostility? Did she sleep with your boyfriend? So she's a "but-her" face, but has a nice body and rack. Even if they won't admit it, most guys would hit that. I don't understand what your agenda is against this girl, but it makes you come off as insecure.
 

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Originally posted by MsThang
Dummies, I just said none of them were me. Anyway, the goal has been reached and that was determining that the one on the left should get a job harassing billy-goats who trip-trap over her bridge.
Uhh, it's not my duty to read all posts.
I read one of the replies where you said it was you, then I just realized that one reply later, you say none of them is you.
You would have preventred bias if you just said that none of them is you in the beginning. :eek: Or did you also want people to point out that the one in the glasses isn't all that either?? :confused: What do you have against her? ;)
 

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It's pretty obvious that the one on the left is actually MsThang.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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the only who with a mediocrum of charm is the one with the glasses (lose them, btw). the rest are spanners.

If the US standard is that these are 'decent' looking girls then I pity you all.
 

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Originally posted by B9
the only who with a mediocrum of charm is the one with the glasses (lose them, btw). the rest are spanners.

If the US standard is that these are 'decent' looking girls then I pity you all.
Here here. And to respond: yes, she did sleep with my boyfriend.
 

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Originally posted by B9
If the US standard is that these are 'decent' looking girls then I pity you all.

Nah, they are all pretty far below average in my humble opinion.

the only who with a mediocrum of charm is the one with the glasses (lose them, btw). the rest are spanners.
I agree, although I do have a thing for chicks with glasses (don't even ask me why, I haven't got a clue). She probably wouldn't look so bad, as Jariel said, if she were a bit more mature and sophisticated.
 

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Originally posted by MsThang
yes, she did sleep with my boyfriend.

I feel soo sorry for him... really, I do.


Poor guy did the both of you. :(
 
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m4a1

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Originally posted by MsThang
Here here. And to respond: yes, she did sleep with my boyfriend.
She slept with him? oh, so he had no part in it, right??

If I were you, I'd be more pissed off at him than the girl... :rolleyes:
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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I don't know who the prettiest is but you all should quit smoking cigars and get some Crest WhiteStrips.

Bad teeth. Yuck!!!
 

Spike_the_Dragon

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Originally posted by Slickster
I don't know who the prettiest is but you all should quit smoking cigars and get some Crest WhiteStrips.

Bad teeth. Yuck!!!


Is that what they were doing with the cigar!?

Hmmmmm.:D
 

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YOu LooK OkAy NO mattER whAt the MIrroR saYs.. HEHE
 

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Did he sleep with her when you were going out? If so, you'd be making a mistake .
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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MsThang

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No, no, I was only kidding. If that were the case he wouldn't be my boyfriend.

Anyway, can we let this thread die? Please?
 

Unbridled_1

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Originally posted by MsThang

Anyway, can we let this thread die? Please?
Heh, the only thing you accomplished with that post was bumping the thread.
 

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what kind of an idiot comes on the Internet to prove that someone is a "monstrous beast". I know! I know! ....An insecure wh0re.
 

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I think all of them are unattractive.. they all suffer from butter teeth.

How about some crest white strips?
 

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The glasses chick Looks Like one of My GFs.. except for the Yellow teeth... yikess... Sue Go brush yr Teeth..
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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