"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Hot Ice

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I wouldn't hit any of them...
Just not my type I guess.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Originally posted by MsThang
Just because the website belongs to her doesn't mean it's me. I won't tell you yet because I want you to be honest :) (But I will, I promise.)
Well aren't you a tricky little girl.

I'm still keeping with my statement :)
 

jakethasnake

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Originally posted by Unbridled_1
Jake,

Yes she is attractive in that picture, but it's only her PROFILE. If you get a straight ahead picture, she's got a somewhat weird face (her cheeks are too big). Check this one out:

http://community.webshots.com/photo/181318665/181318665bZNiww

Hmmm.... I stand corrected. Man, they don't even look like the same person!


By the way, I hope the poor girls don't find out what's being said about them - they'll probably be depressed for a month, knowing how sensitive women are about looks.
 

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**** I didn't look at the pics but I'm just cynical about all women based on their looks.

First off I would say that you can't judge any type of book by their cover. I.E. now it may seem more natural to assume a hot girl is a *****, whereas alot of less hot girls are every bit as *****y.

I am jaded right now, but that is because too many girls are disappointing me once I get to know them.

I think I am going to base more on a girls job and IQ. It's not gold digging, it's just that I hope to find a bit better mental stability.
 

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Originally posted by MsThang
Just because the website belongs to her doesn't mean it's me. I won't tell you yet because I want you to be honest :) (But I will, I promise.)


Ms. Thang, I bet my life on it that you are the one on the far right. You posted your pic here before, and that is the chick that resembles you the most.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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The babe in the glasses is the least fugly of them all. I'd do her if I had to choose between them. Fortunately I dont' have to make that choice. ;)

These threads blow big monkey penis. Cut it out already with the "Rate my picture" ****. If you are soo insecure about your appearance that you have to ask people's opinions over the internet, then shoot yourself.

Okay, not really... but seriously, cut it out.:mad:
 

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Unless you are into very skinny chicks, he first chick has the best body, the cuter the faces, the less they have going for them bodywise.
 

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God I must be bored to reply to this, but I saw Ms Thang's name.
Someone I actually remember from the good ole days.

I seem to remember her being a red head.
My guess is the second from the right.
Could be a trick question, maybe it's none of them.

She is or was a red head that's all I remember.

I think it's time for dinner. later
 

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Originally posted by Helter Skelter
God I must be bored to reply to this, but I saw Ms Thang's name.
Someone I actually remember from the good ole days.

I seem to remember her being a red head.
My guess is the second from the right.
Could be a trick question, maybe it's none of them.

She is or was a red head that's all I remember.

I think it's time for dinner. later
Nice job, and there we have it. What was your username before?

In truth this is actually an argument between me and my friend about the girl on the far left. I think she's a monstrous beast and he used to date her. Sorry to be so devious but I wanted as little bias as possible because we have a bet going :D Thanks for your input, though, guys.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Originally posted by MsThang
Nice job, and there we have it.
You're not too shabby, MsThang.

But I've got penkitten now. You'll have to settle for one of the other guys.


:D
 

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They all have a bit of an immature girly quality about them which doesn't appeal to me, but I think the girl in the glasses will look particularly hot when she's older. Even now I think she could carry off a sophisticated image and turn a lot of heads!
 

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Originally posted by Giovanni Casanova
You're not too shabby, MsThang.

But I've got penkitten now. You'll have to settle for one of the other guys.


:D
Oh, right, I see how it is. :( Excuse me a minute. *sniff*

In any case, because you were all such good sports here is a real picture of me:

Don't drool too hard, guys, I'm taken...
 

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Okay, you're gonna have to buy me a new monitor because I just puked on mine.
 

JoE BoXeR

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Good god, the one on the far left is hideous. I don't mean to be a prick but i would probably mace her if she ever got within 10 yards of me. In every picture she looks like a demon with an underbite... she barely registers a 2 in my books.


*I only felt validated to write this after MsThang said " I think she's a monstrous beast" *
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Originally posted by MsThang
Oh, right, I see how it is. :( Excuse me a minute. *sniff*

In any case, because you were all such good sports here is a real picture of me:

Don't drool too hard, guys, I'm taken...
Dude! That b!tch-beast in the pic looks pretty similar to Jariel's mom. I gave her the sausage somethin fierce.
 

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WTF every single one has awful colored teeth. They look like pumpkin seeds.

Other then that, they are mostly ok looking girls. I wouldn't pursue any of them with full effort, but I wouldn't feel ashamed if my friends found out I had gotten with them. (except far left :( )
 

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MsThang,
You'd be the prettiest of all four girls if you lose the glasses and use some of those.

I have a feeling she said it was her just to keep things going for the other girls as well. I mean, the replies were still coming, so why did she suddenly decide to say it's her?

Nah, it's not her. I could be wrong.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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