"The Kiss of Death Mistake"
You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?
Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.
One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.
Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Rate these girls
- Thread starter MsThang
- Start date
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Well aren't you a tricky little girl.Originally posted by MsThang
Just because the website belongs to her doesn't mean it's me. I won't tell you yet because I want you to be honest(But I will, I promise.)
I'm still keeping with my statement
jakethasnake
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Hmmm.... I stand corrected. Man, they don't even look like the same person!
By the way, I hope the poor girls don't find out what's being said about them - they'll probably be depressed for a month, knowing how sensitive women are about looks.
First off I would say that you can't judge any type of book by their cover. I.E. now it may seem more natural to assume a hot girl is a *****, whereas alot of less hot girls are every bit as *****y.
I am jaded right now, but that is because too many girls are disappointing me once I get to know them.
I think I am going to base more on a girls job and IQ. It's not gold digging, it's just that I hope to find a bit better mental stability.
mahon83050
Banned
Originally posted by MsThang
Just because the website belongs to her doesn't mean it's me. I won't tell you yet because I want you to be honest
Ms. Thang, I bet my life on it that you are the one on the far right. You posted your pic here before, and that is the chick that resembles you the most.
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
Soma
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Found this pic...
http://community.webshots.com/photo/181317986/181318489weyDwq
I'm gonna use it later.
Spike_the_Dragon
Senior Don Juan
These threads blow big monkey penis. Cut it out already with the "Rate my picture" ****. If you are soo insecure about your appearance that you have to ask people's opinions over the internet, then shoot yourself.
Okay, not really... but seriously, cut it out.
Gangster Of Love
Master Don Juan
Helter Skelter
Master Don Juan
Someone I actually remember from the good ole days.
I seem to remember her being a red head.
My guess is the second from the right.
Could be a trick question, maybe it's none of them.
She is or was a red head that's all I remember.
I think it's time for dinner. later
Nice job, and there we have it. What was your username before?
In truth this is actually an argument between me and my friend about the girl on the far left. I think she's a monstrous beast and he used to date her. Sorry to be so devious but I wanted as little bias as possible because we have a bet going
Thanks for your input, though, guys."Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
Giovanni Casanova
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You're not too shabby, MsThang.
But I've got penkitten now. You'll have to settle for one of the other guys.
Oh, right, I see how it is.Originally posted by Giovanni Casanova
You're not too shabby, MsThang.
But I've got penkitten now. You'll have to settle for one of the other guys.
Excuse me a minute. *sniff*In any case, because you were all such good sports here is a real picture of me:
Don't drool too hard, guys, I'm taken...
Giovanni Casanova
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*I only felt validated to write this after MsThang said " I think she's a monstrous beast" *
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
penkitten
Master Don Juan
yayOriginally posted by Giovanni Casanova
But I've got penkitten now.
Soma
Banned
Dude! That b!tch-beast in the pic looks pretty similar to Jariel's mom. I gave her the sausage somethin fierce.Originally posted by MsThang
Oh, right, I see how it is.
In any case, because you were all such good sports here is a real picture of me:
Don't drool too hard, guys, I'm taken...
Other then that, they are mostly ok looking girls. I wouldn't pursue any of them with full effort, but I wouldn't feel ashamed if my friends found out I had gotten with them. (except far left
)idiot_boyfriend
Senior Don Juan
Yowza....
It appears that MsThang is the winner.
I think she would look better without glasses. Just my opinion, though.
m4a1
Senior Don Juan
You'd be the prettiest of all four girls if you lose the glasses and use some of those.
I have a feeling she said it was her just to keep things going for the other girls as well. I mean, the replies were still coming, so why did she suddenly decide to say it's her?
Nah, it's not her. I could be wrong.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.