"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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blueguy said:
emotionally
:crackup:

Uh, if a family is leaning on a 13-yo girl for "emotional support," something is horribly, HORRIBLY wrong in the state of Denmark...

Krist, I might as well start asking a 12-yo emo boy for advice on life!
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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I'm surprised there isn't an event for boys called "Purity Blue Balls".

The thing about this kind of event (and the publicity that goes with it) is it's just a moral exterior. Just because a girl's a virgin or vows to be a virgin until marriage, it doesn't mean she's not a cvnt. I had a self-declared virgin wanting to date me back in high school. She was one of the most pushy, controlling girls I encountered. Her 5hitty personality turned me off from wanting to date her. At least the emotionally damaged girl I was hot for at the time was nice to me.

It's also difficult to refrain from posting my thoughts on Christianity due to forum rules. Maybe I'll post those in my blog :)
 

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Eh, I wouldn't classify this as "sick".

I would, however, classify it as the most retarded thing I've ever heard of. And that's saying something.
 

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I pull the "i am a virgin" line once in awhile. you have to be a decent actor though - having a straight face while you explain that you relationship with jesus prevents you from having immorral thoughts about sex..

usually i pull this line when the girl is trying to give me sh1t or ..if she is dumb enough to make fun of me for being a virgin... yeah that's a good one, what are we in 5th grade?

the point is, I am going to probably think you are an idiot if you try to tell me you are better than everyone because you had a purity ball.. this doesn't make you special, it just makes you crazy
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Des, I'd question emotional stability. Is a controlling, verbally abusive person in 'control' even if they're religious? Consequently, is the baggage handling nympho out of control? What is "stable" for a woman? Even my own lovely feminine relatives can be...weird. It's like...what I say, get's crossed with their own mood, what they think they hear, and then what they ultimately want to happen...

Anyways...

Stuff like this doesn't shock me, as people seek answers, and perhaps money. My own gf is "sort of" religious. She claims she's very, but obviously we have sex, so when she gripes about my lack of religious ties, I succinctly point that part out..."you're a nymph, let's bang, stop asking about what I am or what I'm not."

Odd that the kids born up in an Amish Lifestyle since birth who go through a "trial" or "rite of passage" process go back, most of the time, but christians who are asked to forsake basic biological demands can't, and sprayed all over the news, almost daily everywhere in the world, is another pediophile under the presumption of religious confidence. I feel they're the biggest hypocrites, personally. I attend church as most of my family is somewhat catholic...and yet, I can see these people talking crap about one another, cheating, lying and so on. Putting time in at church does not clear up sins, imo.

Maybe we're the better saints here? We've accepted our own moral scruples, accepted that we're human, bound to screw up, and are big enough to admit that?

This article doesn't anger me, or raise a hair on my head...it's unlikely I'd ever meet one of these women, or that we'd find each other mutually attractive, unless it was a Conquest similar to Cruel Intentions. Then I might be interested.


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Des, I'd question emotional stability. Is a controlling, verbally abusive person in 'control' even if they're religious?
Good point. Perhaps emotional stability is best measured in levels rather than being black or white. The Emotionally damaged woman I referred to was pretty nasty under the nice, friendly 0utward appearance - incredible mood swings and violent. It's quite possible that the self-proclaimed virgin I referred to was actually more emotionally stable, even if she was controlling and pushy. A good Don Juan can put an end to a woman's behavior problems toward him, but I was not one at that time.

I believe all women are emotionally unstable at varying degrees. It depends on how much of it you're willing to deal with. My current woman is very low maintenance which is really quite nice. She has her moments of break-downs and crying, but show me a woman that doesn't. The women who don't seem to show some form of emotional instability are likely much worse than the ones who cry at the drop of a hat.

I don't know if you've ever experienced this, but it's really interesting to see the woman who respects you interact with your AFC friends. I was amazed to see how lousy she treated men who wouldn't stand up for themselves, but she wouldn't DARE treat me in the same manner.


edited to fix that fvcking '0utwar' censor
 

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I'm glad to hear that you guys were raised in households where your parents didn't give a crap about you. There needs to be more of this.
 

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blueguy said:
I'm glad to hear that you guys were raised in households where your parents didn't give a crap about you. There needs to be more of this.
I was being sarcastic because the whole notion of your parents relying on their 13year old kid for emotional support sounds stupid.

Welcome to my ignore list, you moron.

*ignored*
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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I'd love to bang one of those purity *****es, that'd be totally hot. Like doing someones mum or your teacher in college.
 
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