"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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Post Your Favorite Thick Curvy Girls

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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f283000 said:
Drum&Bass give us more! Your taste in women is exquisite good Sir!
+1 on this post up some more
 

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f283000 said:
cordon, you've done enough damage already. Leave us alone! Why don't you make your own thread for skinny pencil leg/flat ass women and leave us alone?
+1 on this too. Not sure why another man's taste would bother you so much.
 
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f283000 said:
cordon, you've done enough damage already. Leave us alone! Why don't you make your own thread for skinny pencil leg/flat ass women and leave us alone?

he only talks so much praise about that skinny asian chick that he posted in the other thread, because that chick is his girlfriend, and he wants to convince the forum how hot she is, so he can feel better about himself
 

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cordoncordon said:
Definitely cute face and a decent rack. Her thighs are downright scrawny though, and I'm willing to bet that (like most asians) her butt matches. I mean sure you could probably play a nice game of checkers on it, but how anyone can smash a bony ass is completely beyond me. I find such posteriors to be disgusting and masculine, but if that's what does it for you, then keep plowing away (make sure to keep some ice handy for those bruises her ass bones give you).

cordoncordon said:
Typical trailer trash that middle American thinks is hot nowadays. Nothing remotely attractive about her. No class either.
An ironic deduction considering that it's low-class and trashy to post pics of your girlfriend just to prove a point on a forum. Just sayin'

You should really stop trying so hard cordon. You don't have to put on a show here, we accept you the way you are. Even if you date females who resemble 9 year old boys with boob jobs because it makes you feel like a big man, it's cool bro. Really.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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These women are great...if you're into women who take huge dumps and clog the toilet. Maybe you could get into a LTR with her and give her cutesie names like "Cloggasaurus" lol.

Get real, you'd have to have a **** like a baseball bat to get some of these whales off. There is nothing feminine about a big lazy fat ass, if I want to see a heifer I walk out to my barn. Get some standards for the love of God
 

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Julius_Seizeher said:
These women are great...if you're into women who take huge dumps and clog the toilet. Maybe you could get into a LTR with her and give her cutesie names like "Cloggasaurus" lol.

Get real, you'd have to have a **** like a baseball bat to get some of these whales off. There is nothing feminine about a big lazy fat ass, if I want to see a heifer I walk out to my barn. Get some standards for the love of God

not everyone is into snakes with tits...

Drum & Bass nice collection....I LIKE!!!!
 

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Cr1msonKing said:
The title is called "Post your favorite thick curvy girls."

Not "What type of girl is the most attractive"

Or "Everyone hate on what some of these dudes preferences are"
Amen.

If you're not posting pictures of curvy women or admiring them you are not on topic and I believe it is part of the rules to stay on topic.

IM SURE THE MODS WILL BE BY TO DROP A FRIENDLY REMINDER.
 

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Cr1msonKing said:
These are their standards, if they like their women a little bigger than what society says, then let them be.
You make it sound as if we like fatties! We just like our women to have curves on them. We like our women to be easily distinguishable from a man by having a nice big feminine butt. We like our women to have some boobs.

We like this BUT NOT this

Why don't you just compare the two girls here and tell me which one looks more like a woman. Both are great but there is a clear distinction. The one with the dark green has the body of a real woman and stands out.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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San Jose California said:
All I'm doing is pointing out that these girls aren't hot to the average society's standards, and something must have triggered you guys to be seriously into these girls. Someone's gotta say it.
Screw the society, I live by MY OWN STANDARDS NOT SOMEBODY ELSE'S.

fcuk 'social pre-conditioning' by the mass-media, friends etc about whats right or wrong for you and start learning to think for yourelf. don't be a zombie...
 

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teacha said:
Screw the society, I live by MY OWN STANDARDS NOT SOMEBODY ELSE'S.

fcuk 'social pre-conditioning' by the mass-media, friends etc about whats right or wrong for you and start learning to think for yourelf. don't be a zombie...
As well you should and I applaud you for that.

But, at the same time, some of you are just over the top. I mean there is one thing to say a girl like Kim K is hot, and another to say someone like this is>>

http://img690.imageshack.us/img690/1382/30940980.jpg

Its like starting a thread saying "Post pics of your favorite women prison inmates!" and saying they were all hot. Most of these women you guys are posting pics of are not hot by 99.9999999% of todays societial standards. I like more petite girls, and could go the extreme you guys do and post a pic of a skinny girl like this, http://www.fiftysomethingwomen.com/wp-content/uploads/skinny.jpg

and while she may have a pretty face, she is most definetly NOT HOT, and i can admit that. You guys just have a fetish, pure and simple. You guys have a fascination and obsession with fat and muscular chicks with thighs the size of an NFL offensive lineman, much like some guys do with feet....or in rescue missions case.....man clowns. That doesn't make it "hot".
 

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The idiots who are causing bad vibes in this thread care more about my opinions of women than I do.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Drum&Bass said:
This chick, to me, is just absolutely PERFECT. Im in my late 30`s & know EXACTLY what I like & what gets my juices flowing & I could whole-heartedly say, If I had this woman, Id be satisfied for the remainder of my days.

Also, Im a total believer & totally respect in the " different strokes for different folks", but even still, I suppose Im just a LITTLE bit surprised that, in a 9 page thread, Im only the 2nd guy who even gave this woman any interest. But hey..different strokes...
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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