EyeBRollin
Master Don Juan
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Any thoughts on Jessica Vestal from love is blind? Looks to be in the 8-9ish range?
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
She was trying to sell you a shirt at the Mexican Western store wasn't she? ;-)View attachment 12347 View attachment 12348 View attachment 12349
latinas are the holy nectar of female breed.
future wifey right there
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
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latinas are the holy nectar of female breed.
future wifey right there
Yes. It comes from their African DNA. Have you ever been to South Africa? The native Bantu women have the biggest natural hips and asses on the planet.Latinas have insane hips and asses
South Africa specifically? Not familiar with Bantu women, no. I did go on a date with a west African woman and she had massive hips too but not quite that "hourglass" shape seen with other women, she was overall kind of just bulky in that region, wasn't a fan.Yes. It comes from their African DNA. Have you ever been to South Africa? The native Bantu women have the biggest natural hips and asses on the planet
She aint no dang on 8 brotha. She is a 6/10 at best. Now it makes me worried about the chicks yall be bragging about lol.I wouldn’t give her a 10 but she is nice looking.
Agreed. Nice looking lady. For me she is an 8.
Her face is a 10/10
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
She’s wearing little makeup. Face is 6-7ish, body is a 9. That’s an 8 brotherShe aint no dang on 8 brotha. She is a 6/10 at best. Now it makes me worried about the chicks yall be bragging about lol.
Joke. Shes aight.
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Poor thing needs a refund.Tits are awful.
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.