EyeBRollin
Master Don Juan
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Any thoughts on Jessica Vestal from love is blind? Looks to be in the 8-9ish range?
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
She was trying to sell you a shirt at the Mexican Western store wasn't she? ;-)View attachment 12347 View attachment 12348 View attachment 12349
latinas are the holy nectar of female breed.
future wifey right there
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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latinas are the holy nectar of female breed.
future wifey right there
Yes. It comes from their African DNA. Have you ever been to South Africa? The native Bantu women have the biggest natural hips and asses on the planet.Latinas have insane hips and asses
South Africa specifically? Not familiar with Bantu women, no. I did go on a date with a west African woman and she had massive hips too but not quite that "hourglass" shape seen with other women, she was overall kind of just bulky in that region, wasn't a fan.Yes. It comes from their African DNA. Have you ever been to South Africa? The native Bantu women have the biggest natural hips and asses on the planet
She aint no dang on 8 brotha. She is a 6/10 at best. Now it makes me worried about the chicks yall be bragging about lol.I wouldn’t give her a 10 but she is nice looking.
Agreed. Nice looking lady. For me she is an 8.
Her face is a 10/10
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
She’s wearing little makeup. Face is 6-7ish, body is a 9. That’s an 8 brotherShe aint no dang on 8 brotha. She is a 6/10 at best. Now it makes me worried about the chicks yall be bragging about lol.
Joke. Shes aight.
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Poor thing needs a refund.Tits are awful.
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.