Brian20o2
Master Don Juan
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
That looks exactly like a kid I used to chill with...
But as for the chick...6-7/10
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
pic of me and my girl
- Thread starter jlr12584
- Start date
That looks exactly like a kid I used to chill with...
But as for the chick...6-7/10
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Scrumtulescence
Master Don Juan
Is that kid 2Good4U?
Last edited:
mroriginal
Banned
yeah thats him.
Create Reality
Master Don Juan
6.8 looks
edit: an 8 face with a 7 rack and a 6 figure (from what I can see). so that raises her to a 7. My first judgement was based on gut reaction and wasn't too bad
:cheer:
edit: an 8 face with a 7 rack and a 6 figure (from what I can see). so that raises her to a 7. My first judgement was based on gut reaction and wasn't too bad
:cheer:
thederekeffect1
Master Don Juan
Your girlfriend is a bit chubby.
If she were skinny, I'd do her.
Maybe twice.
If she were skinny that is.
As for you.
Your a good looking guy.
Why are you here, again?
You have looks going for you. You shouldn't need us.
If she were skinny, I'd do her.
Maybe twice.
If she were skinny that is.
As for you.
Your a good looking guy.
Why are you here, again?
You have looks going for you. You shouldn't need us.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
mroriginal
Banned
its cause hes 5'3 with herpesOriginally posted by thederekeffect1
As for you.
Your a good looking guy.
Why are you here, again?
You have looks going for you. You shouldn't need us.
mroriginal
Banned
just kidding yeah your a good looking guy.
yeah your a good looking guy."You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
The Antichrist_Star
Master Don Juan
- Joined
- Sep 9, 2002
- Messages
- 1,066
- Reaction score
- 3
- Age
- 41
........... :nono:
Someone's going to be ass broke come Christmas time.... :yes:
AS
MetalFortress
Master Don Juan
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
ShizamDaMan
Master Don Juan
- Joined
- Mar 26, 2003
- Messages
- 1,113
- Reaction score
- 3
Seconded!
I can't believe how many guys want women to look like 12 year old boys.
Rail thin girls don't look like women...they look like little boys.
Your girlfriend is not fat. She's thick. The top she's wearing isn't flattering for her shape, though.
You shouldn't have shown her the thread, though. She had to have been very hurt by some of the idiotic comments made by a bunch of guys who most likely spend more time with their hand than a pretty girl. She's very pretty. She should get rid of that top, though.
Rail thin girls don't look like women...they look like little boys.
Your girlfriend is not fat. She's thick. The top she's wearing isn't flattering for her shape, though.
You shouldn't have shown her the thread, though. She had to have been very hurt by some of the idiotic comments made by a bunch of guys who most likely spend more time with their hand than a pretty girl. She's very pretty. She should get rid of that top, though.
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
backbreaker
Master Don Juan
like I said all along, she isn't ugly at all, jus tisn't my cup of tea.
Little Boys?
This is my Ex.. She is all of 102 pounds, 5'5
http://pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/ur_hacked03/detail?.dir=5c1b&.dnm=98c3.jpg&.src=ph
What about that looks like a little boy?
Men, and women sometimes think you have to be "thick" to have a body, which is a sad state of american fitness.
I don't like girls with big asses, so I tend to steer clear of women with waists thicker than me (size 32)
It's all on body types and what you like. I am attracted to women that have long, sexy legs.. I'm not much of a breast or ass guy, more of the face and legs. I can see why an ass and tit guy would go for a thicker woman.