Brian20o2
Master Don Juan
HAHAHAHAHAHA!Originally posted by Scrumtulescence
I'll do you one better...
http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/4131/retard8gu.jpg
That looks exactly like a kid I used to chill with...
But as for the chick...6-7/10
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!Originally posted by Scrumtulescence
I'll do you one better...
http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/4131/retard8gu.jpg
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Is that kid 2Good4U?That looks exactly like a kid I used to chill with...
yeah thats him.Originally posted by Scrumtulescence
Is that kid 2Good4U?
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
its cause hes 5'3 with herpesOriginally posted by thederekeffect1
As for you.
Your a good looking guy.
Why are you here, again?
You have looks going for you. You shouldn't need us.![]()
giovanni cassanova boardOriginally posted by mroriginal
its cause hes 5'3 with herpes
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
........... :nono:Originally posted by jlr12584
i already showed her... that was the biggest mistake of my life.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHOriginally posted by jlr12584
i already showed her... that was the biggest mistake of my life.
Seconded!Originally posted by MetalFortress
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
Yeah its so hard to beleive..Originally posted by Wyldfire
I can't believe how many guys want women to look like 12 year old boys.
Rail thin girls don't look like women...they look like little boys.
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
like I said all along, she isn't ugly at all, jus tisn't my cup of tea.Originally posted by Wyldfire
I can't believe how many guys want women to look like 12 year old boys.
Rail thin girls don't look like women...they look like little boys.
Your girlfriend is not fat. She's thick. The top she's wearing isn't flattering for her shape, though.
You shouldn't have shown her the thread, though. She had to have been very hurt by some of the idiotic comments made by a bunch of guys who most likely spend more time with their hand than a pretty girl. She's very pretty. She should get rid of that top, though.