"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Brian20o2

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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Create Reality

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6.8 looks

edit: an 8 face with a 7 rack and a 6 figure (from what I can see). so that raises her to a 7. My first judgement was based on gut reaction and wasn't too bad :)

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thederekeffect1

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Your girlfriend is a bit chubby.
If she were skinny, I'd do her.
Maybe twice.
If she were skinny that is.

As for you.
Your a good looking guy.
Why are you here, again?
You have looks going for you. You shouldn't need us. :)
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Soprano

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true black stereotype #24355: i like em a lil bit thicker than thin so shes good with me.

but for both cosmetic and health reasons, take her ass to the gym with u to prevent her from goin downhill in the future
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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The Antichrist_Star

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Originally posted by jlr12584
i already showed her... that was the biggest mistake of my life.
........... :nono:

Someone's going to be ass broke come Christmas time.... :yes:

AS
 

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I can't believe how many guys want women to look like 12 year old boys.

Rail thin girls don't look like women...they look like little boys.

Your girlfriend is not fat. She's thick. The top she's wearing isn't flattering for her shape, though.

You shouldn't have shown her the thread, though. She had to have been very hurt by some of the idiotic comments made by a bunch of guys who most likely spend more time with their hand than a pretty girl. She's very pretty. She should get rid of that top, though.
 

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Originally posted by Wyldfire
I can't believe how many guys want women to look like 12 year old boys.

Rail thin girls don't look like women...they look like little boys.

Yeah its so hard to beleive..

I find it hard to beleive that girls want guys that are clean shaven.

Guys without beards look like children.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Originally posted by Wyldfire
I can't believe how many guys want women to look like 12 year old boys.

Rail thin girls don't look like women...they look like little boys.

Your girlfriend is not fat. She's thick. The top she's wearing isn't flattering for her shape, though.

You shouldn't have shown her the thread, though. She had to have been very hurt by some of the idiotic comments made by a bunch of guys who most likely spend more time with their hand than a pretty girl. She's very pretty. She should get rid of that top, though.
like I said all along, she isn't ugly at all, jus tisn't my cup of tea.

Little Boys?

This is my Ex.. She is all of 102 pounds, 5'5

http://pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/ur_hacked03/detail?.dir=5c1b&.dnm=98c3.jpg&.src=ph

What about that looks like a little boy?

Men, and women sometimes think you have to be "thick" to have a body, which is a sad state of american fitness.

I don't like girls with big asses, so I tend to steer clear of women with waists thicker than me (size 32)

It's all on body types and what you like. I am attracted to women that have long, sexy legs.. I'm not much of a breast or ass guy, more of the face and legs. I can see why an ass and tit guy would go for a thicker woman.
 
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