"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Penkitten and I Are Getting Married

Gio and Penkitten Are Getting Married!

  • Dude, that rocks.

    Votes: 31 36.9%
  • That's so effing awesome.

    Votes: 21 25.0%
  • Penkitten, you are one lucky chick.

    Votes: 26 31.0%
  • Gio, you are one lucky dude.

    Votes: 6 7.1%

  • Total voters
    84

Bonhomme

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That's just too cute for words

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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Giovanni Casanova

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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Climax

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kids...........

So how many kids you 2 plan on having?:rolleyes: :D
 

penkitten

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Re: kids...........

Originally posted by ~ªêQµïTª$~
So how many kids you 2 plan on having?:rolleyes: :D
uh i already have 4, isnt that my quota?
 

Climax

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kewl

Originally posted by penkitten
uh i already have 4, isnt that my quota?
So i take it you 2 arent gonna be wanting any MORE kids? ... ok:)

I hope that the 2 of you will keep us all informed on how things go;)

Once again, congrats to the both of you:up:


Laterz...
 

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for the bacholer party I'll get Player_Supreme and his girls over there. You guys will have a good old time ;)
 

Serg897

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Ive been on these forums for years, and even though I havent really posted much lately, I've always had much respect towards Gio Casanova...( a couple of times I asked you for advice last year over AIM ).

Congratulations! :cool:
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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penkitten

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Originally posted by Serg897
Ive been on these forums for years, and even though I havent really posted much lately, I've always had much respect towards Gio Casanova...( a couple of times I asked you for advice last year over AIM ).

Congratulations! :cool:
aint he just the bestest?
 

Eternal

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Originally posted by penkitten
aint he just the bestest?
He's just the sweetest thing ever invented...:crackup:

Nah, seriously, congrats again.
 

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I wish you guys the best. Just wondering did you guys meet on sosuave, or did Gio show it to you at one point in the relationship?

And if so, how'd that work?

you guys are so cute in your picutres!! :)
 

Climax

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Originally posted by Void
I wish you guys the best. Just wondering did you guys meet on sosuave, or did Gio show it to you at one point in the relationship?

And if so, how'd that work?

you guys are so cute in your picutres!! :)
They met on this forum. :woo:


Laterz....
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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ducaro

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Way to go..

just don't do anything stupid OK! you guys should be as serious 50 years in the future as you are now!

tips for healthy relationship:

do eachother like bunny rabbits on steroids
eat lots of greens
drink plenty of water
dance in sunlight with plenty of lettuce in hand
whisper sweet nothings from both exists of the body
go to church!
 

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^^^^ This thread is two years old, lol.

So, Pennie how is married life with Gio? A fifth bun in the oven yet? You know you had everyone hopeful for a DJ superhero baby! ;)
 

penkitten

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iqqi said:
^^^^ This thread is two years old, lol.

So, Pennie how is married life with Gio? A fifth bun in the oven yet? You know you had everyone hopeful for a DJ superhero baby! ;)
being married is great , however the bun factory was shut done a few years ago haha. we got puppies instead.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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