“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Penkitten and I Are Getting Married

Gio and Penkitten Are Getting Married!

  • Dude, that rocks.

    Votes: 31 36.9%
  • That's so effing awesome.

    Votes: 21 25.0%
  • Penkitten, you are one lucky chick.

    Votes: 26 31.0%
  • Gio, you are one lucky dude.

    Votes: 6 7.1%

  • Total voters
    84

If you currently have too many women chasing you, calling you, harassing you, knocking on your door at 2 o'clock in the morning... then I have the simple solution for you.

Just read my free ebook 22 Rules for Massive Success With Women and do the opposite of what I recommend.

This will quickly drive all women away from you.

And you will be able to relax and to live your life in peace and quiet.

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Desdinova said:
Wow, this brings back memories!



If my count is correct, it would be the sixth. :yes:
4 kids + 2 puppies = 6.
do you remember back when i was about to have the baby zoey and made a thread to help pick her name?
 

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No, I don't remember that thread. I'm guessing that was back in '01.

Also, I was referring to Gio's spawn (a boy, isn't it?).

But yeah, I guess you basically have six kids. Unfortunately, dogs don't potty train very well, so you'll be cleaning their poo for as long as you have them :)
 

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Desdinova said:
Also, I was referring to Gio's spawn (a boy, isn't it?).
Way to ruin the surprise.
 

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Desdinova said:
No, I don't remember that thread. I'm guessing that was back in '01.

Also, I was referring to Gio's spawn (a boy, isn't it?).

But yeah, I guess you basically have six kids. Unfortunately, dogs don't potty train very well, so you'll be cleaning their poo for as long as you have them :)
zoey was born in 04.
gio and i didn't have any together, as mine were already all here by the time we met.
the doggies are better potty trained than the kiddies... haha
 

If you currently have too many women chasing you, calling you, harassing you, knocking on your door at 2 o'clock in the morning... then I have the simple solution for you.

Just read my free ebook 22 Rules for Massive Success With Women and do the opposite of what I recommend.

This will quickly drive all women away from you.

And you will be able to relax and to live your life in peace and quiet.

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fuzzx said:
Ill probably get banned for this but isn´t it a widely held opinion on this board that any dude who marries a chick and takes care of some other dude´s DNA is a douche....ya I thought I heard that somewhere. :kick:


as far as Im concerned... for parents you lot spend WAY too much time replying to stupid crap on the internet, when u could be spending it with that other guys kids.
nah, its a personal choice.

I won't do it but I know that Gio said in a post a while ago that he didn't mind it and there was no reason to just count them out because of said reason.

best of luck guys. :rockon:

comic_relief
 

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fuzzx said:
Ill probably get banned for this but isn´t it a widely held opinion on this board that any dude who marries a chick and takes care of some other dude´s DNA is a douche....ya I thought I heard that somewhere. :kick:
My thoughts exactly. A "DJ" here married a single mom with 3 bastard kids and herpes?

WTF am I missing here??? Isn't cuckolding the ultimate PU no-no?

I mean, I know this is about par for the course with American womyn these days...but damn. I thought DJs were above that. Just goes to show the ridiculous leverage feminism has taken from men and given to American womyn now. Truly sad. :rolleyes:
 

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wayword said:
My thoughts exactly. A "DJ" here married a single mom with 3 bastard kids and herpes?

WTF am I missing here??? Isn't cuckolding the ultimate PU no-no?

I mean, I know this is about par for the course with American womyn these days...but damn. I thought DJs were above that. Just goes to show the ridiculous leverage feminism has taken from men and given to American womyn now. Truly sad. :rolleyes:
Lol try not to insult Gio or Kitten, you are almost definitely gonna get a flaming for that! :trouble: :eek:

:p
 

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Mr Plow said:
Lol try not to insult Gio or Kitten, you are almost definitely gonna get a flaming for that! :trouble: :eek:

:p
my thoughts exacly

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penkitten said:
video of wedding
private video of wedding nite hahahahaha
ew.... aren't u guys like 50? Well congratz hope you guys do a prenup if your still going to get married. I really don't get why people marry, if they really enjoy each others they should just live together. If things go bad you don't have to deal with divorce and all the other paper work.
 

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wayword said:
My thoughts exactly. A "DJ" here married a single mom with 3 bastard kids and herpes?

WTF am I missing here??? Isn't cuckolding the ultimate PU no-no?

I mean, I know this is about par for the course with American womyn these days...but damn. I thought DJs were above that. Just goes to show the ridiculous leverage feminism has taken from men and given to American womyn now. Truly sad. :rolleyes:
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha....

Oh wait, you were trying to be funny and serious all at the same time.

People make their own choices in life. My choice right now is to let you get on your way and not get my work shoe dirty on your hindpart.
 

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wayword said:
A "DJ" here married
OMGZ! MARRIED!

a single mom
If you're going to get married, it's best if the girl is single.

with 3 bastard kids
I don't think of them so much as bastard kids... they are more like small people who do household chores and have a built in every-other-weekend free babysitter.

They also have the benefit of only the 1st definition in the dictionary, while you have full claim to the third.


and herpes?
I don't know how to break it to you, but I have herpes too. That's what sometimes happens when you live the fast, swingin' DJ lifestyle.


Isn't cuckolding the ultimate PU no-no?
Oh noes!! Have I broken some part of the PU code? NOW what will I do???
 

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Nip/Tuck said:
ew.... aren't u guys like 50?
Close.... 28.


Well congratz hope you guys do a prenup if your still going to get married.
Oh, sh*t! I forgot to do that! Now it looks like penkitten will get half of my He-Man drinking glass collection! You can have Teela and Man-at-Arms, but you'll have to pry Skeletor and Beast-Man from my cold, dead fingers, penkitten! My cold dead fingers!


I really don't get why people marry, if they really enjoy each others they should just live together.
We did it for the cake.


If things go bad you don't have to deal with divorce and all the other paper work.
Wow, paperwork -- I hadn't thought of that. F*ck paperwork -- I guess we'll just have to stay together.
 

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Desdinova said:
How is that a surprise? :)
I don't have a son... that I know of.
 

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Giovanni Casanova said:
OMGZ! MARRIED!



If you're going to get married, it's best if the girl is single.



I don't think of them so much as bastard kids... they are more like small people who do household chores and have a built in every-other-weekend free babysitter.

They also have the benefit of only the 1st definition in the dictionary, while you have full claim to the third.




I don't know how to break it to you, but I have herpes too. That's what sometimes happens when you live the fast, swingin' DJ lifestyle.




Oh noes!! Have I broken some part of the PU code? NOW what will I do???
oh gio, how I love your responses.

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You guys must be fun. Hanging out on the same websites and sh!t. Do you use the computer in turns or do you both have one each?
 

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Wow I believe Gio's responses get best posts of the year!
 

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Giovanni Casanova said:
Close.... 28.




Oh, sh*t! I forgot to do that! Now it looks like penkitten will get half of my He-Man drinking glass collection! You can have Teela and Man-at-Arms, but you'll have to pry Skeletor and Beast-Man from my cold, dead fingers, penkitten! My cold dead fingers!




We did it for the cake.




Wow, paperwork -- I hadn't thought of that. F*ck paperwork -- I guess we'll just have to stay together.
Well I was just telling you before you made the commitment. No marriage = no divorce. Most prenups won't hold up in court, but I guess your relationship is so great that everything will go perfectly in the future. I apologize, I just don't like single moms because they tend to take advantage of chumps. Goodluck... :flowers:
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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