penkitten
Master Don Juan
but i bought the pancake maker ...comic_relief said:tell you what Pen, you can have the sandwich maker, and I will take his pancake maker.
comic_relief
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Penkitten and I Are Getting Married
- Thread starter Giovanni Casanova
- Start date
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
comic_relief
Master Don Juan
alright, I'll take the sandwich maker and you can take back your pancake maker.penkitten said:
comic_relief
penkitten
Master Don Juan
wait, if i took it back, i would be an indian giver ...comic_relief said:
comic_relief
Master Don Juan
I would be a thief and you an indian giver, we would go together quite well.penkitten said:
Plus we would have all of Gio's sh!t.
comic_relief
Giovanni Casanova
Master Don Juan
- Joined
- Jan 5, 2002
- Messages
- 5,550
- Reaction score
- 18
- Age
- 47
- Location
- Hiding in Penkitten's Linen Closet
HALF, motherf*cker.comic_relief said:
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Interceptor
Master Don Juan
goonie goo goo,
EDDIE I want half!
Pen, Depeche Mode are threatening to leave in about an hour...
...just letting you know.
EDDIE I want half!
Pen, Depeche Mode are threatening to leave in about an hour...
...just letting you know.
comic_relief
Master Don Juan
not if I steal your halfGiovanni Casanova said:
comic_relief
penkitten
Master Don Juan
wait, they still tour?Interceptor said: