"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Penkitten and I Are Getting Married

Gio and Penkitten Are Getting Married!

  • Dude, that rocks.

    Votes: 31 36.9%

  • That's so effing awesome.

    Votes: 21 25.0%

  • Penkitten, you are one lucky chick.

    Votes: 26 31.0%

  • Gio, you are one lucky dude.

    Votes: 6 7.1%
  • Total voters
    84

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Is penkitten a milf? If so, I'm jealous. :woo:
 
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Penkitten and Gio

Post marriage will we ever see you guys on here?

I certainly hope so!
 
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Originally posted by Ricky
Penkitten and Gio

Post marriage will we ever see you guys on here?

I certainly hope so!
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We will be here.

What will happen is like in the Power Rangers where the robots come together to make a super robot. We will be more powerful than before.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Originally posted by Ricky
Penkitten and Gio

Post marriage will we ever see you guys on here?

I certainly hope so!
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of course we will be here....
especially if we ever have a first fight hahaha just kidding
 
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especially if we ever have a first fight hahaha just kidding
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I can picture it now...........

Penkitten: Gio Sweetie, what time are we going out today?

Giovanni Casanova: I told you we are going to that place tomorow, tonight its my Michigan State and they are in the playoffs I have to watch that, you know I love them.

Penkitten: wait, you said TODAY....

Giovanni Casanaova: I did? well you are putting words into my mouth because I said sunday, but don't sweat it I forgive you.

Penkitten: Are you using C&F you learned at sosuave to try and disarm me?! you know I am not a fool, I read the DJ BIBLE!!!

Giovanni Casanaova: Good then you must have missed something important, go look it up while the game about to start.

Penkitten: Don't try to be smart with me.........

Giovanni Casanova: raises his voice "This Conversation is Over"

Penkitten: oh oh now what is this , are you "Putting your foot down" like it says so in the DJ BIBLE!!!???

Giovanni Casanova completley ignores her while maintaining his aloofness and yells at the T.V: MICHIGAN SCORES!!!!!!

Penkitten storms out of the room.

GOOD TIMES!!
 
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Penkitten says that she will be making my nacho dip while the game is on.

However, she says that when "Whose Line" is on, it will not be missed.

:yes:
 
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Penkitten says that she will be making my nacho dip while the game is on.

However, she says that when "Whose Line" is on, it will not be missed.
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Then in that case, I have a present for Penkitten, I hope she will apperciate that.

http://newsfly.org/humormedia/richardsimmons1.htm

*warning to all other male members - you are about to watch a video containing a guest apperance by the most pathetic man in America, watching this will make you laugh but also make you want to vomit in disgust.
 
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wrong thread:cuss:
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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This appears to be true

Haven't been around in a ***LONG*** time. But, penkitten (known to me by a psuedonym, and also by her REAL name.... muuuwaaahhaaahaaa), did IM me and say that she is indeed getting married.

I think she needs to come down (or up, depending on how you look at it) to Indy, and I will throw her a helluva bachelorette party.

Oh, and just for those old-timers who remember me...... I no longer date any American women.

Later all.

Sir_Chancealot.
 
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Re: This appears to be true

Originally posted by Sir_Chancealot
Haven't been around in a ***LONG*** time. But, penkitten (known to me by a psuedonym, and also by her REAL name.... muuuwaaahhaaahaaa), did IM me and say that she is indeed getting married.

I think she needs to come down (or up, depending on how you look at it) to Indy, and I will throw her a helluva bachelorette party.

Oh, and just for those old-timers who remember me...... I no longer date any American women.

Later all.

Sir_Chancealot.
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Hey Chance... How's that boy of yours doing? I hope all is well with you.
 
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Re: This appears to be true

Originally posted by Sir_Chancealot
Haven't been around in a ***LONG*** time. But, penkitten (known to me by a psuedonym, and also by her REAL name.... muuuwaaahhaaahaaa), did IM me and say that she is indeed getting married.

I think she needs to come down (or up, depending on how you look at it) to Indy, and I will throw her a helluva bachelorette party.

Oh, and just for those old-timers who remember me...... I no longer date any American women.

Later all.

Sir_Chancealot.
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hey there sir chancealot , how the heck have you been??
and yay! for parties :)
:wave:
 
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:cheer: yay for parties

:flowers: for gio

:rockon: for all djs
 
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No bachelorette parties thrown by dudes.

:trouble:

:whistle:
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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Holy Fvck

Sir Chance its great to have you back. Are you sticking around? or are you here for a driveby posting?
 
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So, Gio

Have you picked out a good twist tie for the lucky gal yet?
 
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Re: So, Gio

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Have you picked out a good twist tie for the lucky gal yet?
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Her twist tie is being sized down to her size 4.5 finger as we speak.

:rockon:
 
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Re: So, Gio

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Have you picked out a good twist tie for the lucky gal yet?
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hey dont i get any credit for picking out a good twist tie for him too?
 
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Re: Re: So, Gio

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hey dont i get any credit for picking out a good twist tie for him too?
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We have matching twist ties now.

:rock:
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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