"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Penkitten and I Are Getting Married

Gio and Penkitten Are Getting Married!

  • Dude, that rocks.

    Votes: 31 36.9%

  • That's so effing awesome.

    Votes: 21 25.0%

  • Penkitten, you are one lucky chick.

    Votes: 26 31.0%

  • Gio, you are one lucky dude.

    Votes: 6 7.1%
  • Total voters
    84

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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Is penkitten a milf? If so, I'm jealous. :woo:
 
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Penkitten and Gio

Post marriage will we ever see you guys on here?

I certainly hope so!
 
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Originally posted by Ricky
Penkitten and Gio

Post marriage will we ever see you guys on here?

I certainly hope so!
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We will be here.

What will happen is like in the Power Rangers where the robots come together to make a super robot. We will be more powerful than before.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Originally posted by Ricky
Penkitten and Gio

Post marriage will we ever see you guys on here?

I certainly hope so!
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of course we will be here....
especially if we ever have a first fight hahaha just kidding
 
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especially if we ever have a first fight hahaha just kidding
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I can picture it now...........

Penkitten: Gio Sweetie, what time are we going out today?

Giovanni Casanova: I told you we are going to that place tomorow, tonight its my Michigan State and they are in the playoffs I have to watch that, you know I love them.

Penkitten: wait, you said TODAY....

Giovanni Casanaova: I did? well you are putting words into my mouth because I said sunday, but don't sweat it I forgive you.

Penkitten: Are you using C&F you learned at sosuave to try and disarm me?! you know I am not a fool, I read the DJ BIBLE!!!

Giovanni Casanaova: Good then you must have missed something important, go look it up while the game about to start.

Penkitten: Don't try to be smart with me.........

Giovanni Casanova: raises his voice "This Conversation is Over"

Penkitten: oh oh now what is this , are you "Putting your foot down" like it says so in the DJ BIBLE!!!???

Giovanni Casanova completley ignores her while maintaining his aloofness and yells at the T.V: MICHIGAN SCORES!!!!!!

Penkitten storms out of the room.

GOOD TIMES!!
 
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Penkitten says that she will be making my nacho dip while the game is on.

However, she says that when "Whose Line" is on, it will not be missed.

:yes:
 
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Penkitten says that she will be making my nacho dip while the game is on.

However, she says that when "Whose Line" is on, it will not be missed.
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Then in that case, I have a present for Penkitten, I hope she will apperciate that.

http://newsfly.org/humormedia/richardsimmons1.htm

*warning to all other male members - you are about to watch a video containing a guest apperance by the most pathetic man in America, watching this will make you laugh but also make you want to vomit in disgust.
 
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wrong thread:cuss:
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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This appears to be true

Haven't been around in a ***LONG*** time. But, penkitten (known to me by a psuedonym, and also by her REAL name.... muuuwaaahhaaahaaa), did IM me and say that she is indeed getting married.

I think she needs to come down (or up, depending on how you look at it) to Indy, and I will throw her a helluva bachelorette party.

Oh, and just for those old-timers who remember me...... I no longer date any American women.

Later all.

Sir_Chancealot.
 
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Re: This appears to be true

Originally posted by Sir_Chancealot
Haven't been around in a ***LONG*** time. But, penkitten (known to me by a psuedonym, and also by her REAL name.... muuuwaaahhaaahaaa), did IM me and say that she is indeed getting married.

I think she needs to come down (or up, depending on how you look at it) to Indy, and I will throw her a helluva bachelorette party.

Oh, and just for those old-timers who remember me...... I no longer date any American women.

Later all.

Sir_Chancealot.
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Hey Chance... How's that boy of yours doing? I hope all is well with you.
 
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Re: This appears to be true

Originally posted by Sir_Chancealot
Haven't been around in a ***LONG*** time. But, penkitten (known to me by a psuedonym, and also by her REAL name.... muuuwaaahhaaahaaa), did IM me and say that she is indeed getting married.

I think she needs to come down (or up, depending on how you look at it) to Indy, and I will throw her a helluva bachelorette party.

Oh, and just for those old-timers who remember me...... I no longer date any American women.

Later all.

Sir_Chancealot.
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hey there sir chancealot , how the heck have you been??
and yay! for parties :)
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:cheer: yay for parties

:flowers: for gio

:rockon: for all djs
 
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No bachelorette parties thrown by dudes.

:trouble:

:whistle:
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Holy Fvck

Sir Chance its great to have you back. Are you sticking around? or are you here for a driveby posting?
 
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So, Gio

Have you picked out a good twist tie for the lucky gal yet?
 
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Re: So, Gio

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Have you picked out a good twist tie for the lucky gal yet?
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Her twist tie is being sized down to her size 4.5 finger as we speak.

:rockon:
 
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Re: So, Gio

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Have you picked out a good twist tie for the lucky gal yet?
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hey dont i get any credit for picking out a good twist tie for him too?
 
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Re: Re: So, Gio

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hey dont i get any credit for picking out a good twist tie for him too?
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We have matching twist ties now.

:rock:
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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