penkitten
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no soup for you!
Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single
She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.
You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.
The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.
Penkitten and I Are Getting Married
- Thread starter Giovanni Casanova
- Start date
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
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Is penkitten a milf? If so, I'm jealous. :woo:
Giovanni Casanova
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We will be here.
What will happen is like in the Power Rangers where the robots come together to make a super robot. We will be more powerful than before.
Giovanni Casanova
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Big time.
:trouble:
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
penkitten
Master Don Juan
of course we will be here....
especially if we ever have a first fight hahaha just kidding
I can picture it now...........
Penkitten: Gio Sweetie, what time are we going out today?
Giovanni Casanova: I told you we are going to that place tomorow, tonight its my Michigan State and they are in the playoffs I have to watch that, you know I love them.
Penkitten: wait, you said TODAY....
Giovanni Casanaova: I did? well you are putting words into my mouth because I said sunday, but don't sweat it I forgive you.
Penkitten: Are you using C&F you learned at sosuave to try and disarm me?! you know I am not a fool, I read the DJ BIBLE!!!
Giovanni Casanaova: Good then you must have missed something important, go look it up while the game about to start.
Penkitten: Don't try to be smart with me.........
Giovanni Casanova: raises his voice "This Conversation is Over"
Penkitten: oh oh now what is this , are you "Putting your foot down" like it says so in the DJ BIBLE!!!???
Giovanni Casanova completley ignores her while maintaining his aloofness and yells at the T.V: MICHIGAN SCORES!!!!!!
Penkitten storms out of the room.
GOOD TIMES!!
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Penkitten says that she will be making my nacho dip while the game is on.
However, she says that when "Whose Line" is on, it will not be missed.
:yes:
However, she says that when "Whose Line" is on, it will not be missed.
:yes:
Then in that case, I have a present for Penkitten, I hope she will apperciate that.
http://newsfly.org/humormedia/richardsimmons1.htm
*warning to all other male members - you are about to watch a video containing a guest apperance by the most pathetic man in America, watching this will make you laugh but also make you want to vomit in disgust.
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Sir_Chancealot
Master Don Juan
This appears to be true
Haven't been around in a ***LONG*** time. But, penkitten (known to me by a psuedonym, and also by her REAL name.... muuuwaaahhaaahaaa), did IM me and say that she is indeed getting married.
I think she needs to come down (or up, depending on how you look at it) to Indy, and I will throw her a helluva bachelorette party.
Oh, and just for those old-timers who remember me...... I no longer date any American women.
Later all.
Sir_Chancealot.
Haven't been around in a ***LONG*** time. But, penkitten (known to me by a psuedonym, and also by her REAL name.... muuuwaaahhaaahaaa), did IM me and say that she is indeed getting married.
I think she needs to come down (or up, depending on how you look at it) to Indy, and I will throw her a helluva bachelorette party.
Oh, and just for those old-timers who remember me...... I no longer date any American women.
Later all.
Sir_Chancealot.
penkitten
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Re: This appears to be true
hey there sir chancealot , how the heck have you been??
and yay! for parties
:wave:
hey there sir chancealot , how the heck have you been??
and yay! for parties
:wave:
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penkitten
Master Don Juan
:cheer: yay for parties
:flowers: for gio
:rockon: for all djs
:flowers: for gio
:rockon: for all djs
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No bachelorette parties thrown by dudes.
:trouble:
:trouble:
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
comic_relief
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Holy Fvck
Sir Chance its great to have you back. Are you sticking around? or are you here for a driveby posting?
Sir Chance its great to have you back. Are you sticking around? or are you here for a driveby posting?
Bonhomme
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So, Gio
Have you picked out a good twist tie for the lucky gal yet?
Have you picked out a good twist tie for the lucky gal yet?
Giovanni Casanova
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Re: So, Gio
:rockon:
Her twist tie is being sized down to her size 4.5 finger as we speak.
:rockon:
penkitten
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Re: So, Gio
hey dont i get any credit for picking out a good twist tie for him too?
hey dont i get any credit for picking out a good twist tie for him too?
Giovanni Casanova
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Re: Re: So, Gio
:rock:
We have matching twist ties now.
:rock:
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.