penkitten
Master Don Juan
no soup for you!
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Penkitten and I Are Getting Married
- Thread starter Giovanni Casanova
- Start date
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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Is penkitten a milf? If so, I'm jealous. :woo:
Giovanni Casanova
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We will be here.
What will happen is like in the Power Rangers where the robots come together to make a super robot. We will be more powerful than before.
Giovanni Casanova
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Big time.
:trouble:
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
penkitten
Master Don Juan
of course we will be here....
especially if we ever have a first fight hahaha just kidding
I can picture it now...........
Penkitten: Gio Sweetie, what time are we going out today?
Giovanni Casanova: I told you we are going to that place tomorow, tonight its my Michigan State and they are in the playoffs I have to watch that, you know I love them.
Penkitten: wait, you said TODAY....
Giovanni Casanaova: I did? well you are putting words into my mouth because I said sunday, but don't sweat it I forgive you.
Penkitten: Are you using C&F you learned at sosuave to try and disarm me?! you know I am not a fool, I read the DJ BIBLE!!!
Giovanni Casanaova: Good then you must have missed something important, go look it up while the game about to start.
Penkitten: Don't try to be smart with me.........
Giovanni Casanova: raises his voice "This Conversation is Over"
Penkitten: oh oh now what is this , are you "Putting your foot down" like it says so in the DJ BIBLE!!!???
Giovanni Casanova completley ignores her while maintaining his aloofness and yells at the T.V: MICHIGAN SCORES!!!!!!
Penkitten storms out of the room.
GOOD TIMES!!
Giovanni Casanova
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Penkitten says that she will be making my nacho dip while the game is on.
However, she says that when "Whose Line" is on, it will not be missed.
:yes:
However, she says that when "Whose Line" is on, it will not be missed.
:yes:
Then in that case, I have a present for Penkitten, I hope she will apperciate that.
http://newsfly.org/humormedia/richardsimmons1.htm
*warning to all other male members - you are about to watch a video containing a guest apperance by the most pathetic man in America, watching this will make you laugh but also make you want to vomit in disgust.
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
Sir_Chancealot
Master Don Juan
This appears to be true
Haven't been around in a ***LONG*** time. But, penkitten (known to me by a psuedonym, and also by her REAL name.... muuuwaaahhaaahaaa), did IM me and say that she is indeed getting married.
I think she needs to come down (or up, depending on how you look at it) to Indy, and I will throw her a helluva bachelorette party.
Oh, and just for those old-timers who remember me...... I no longer date any American women.
Later all.
Sir_Chancealot.
Haven't been around in a ***LONG*** time. But, penkitten (known to me by a psuedonym, and also by her REAL name.... muuuwaaahhaaahaaa), did IM me and say that she is indeed getting married.
I think she needs to come down (or up, depending on how you look at it) to Indy, and I will throw her a helluva bachelorette party.
Oh, and just for those old-timers who remember me...... I no longer date any American women.
Later all.
Sir_Chancealot.
penkitten
Master Don Juan
Re: This appears to be true
hey there sir chancealot , how the heck have you been??
and yay! for parties
:wave:
hey there sir chancealot , how the heck have you been??
and yay! for parties
:wave:
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penkitten
Master Don Juan
:cheer: yay for parties
:flowers: for gio
:rockon: for all djs
:flowers: for gio
:rockon: for all djs
Giovanni Casanova
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No bachelorette parties thrown by dudes.
:trouble:
:trouble:
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
comic_relief
Master Don Juan
Holy Fvck
Sir Chance its great to have you back. Are you sticking around? or are you here for a driveby posting?
Sir Chance its great to have you back. Are you sticking around? or are you here for a driveby posting?
Bonhomme
Master Don Juan
So, Gio
Have you picked out a good twist tie for the lucky gal yet?
Have you picked out a good twist tie for the lucky gal yet?
Giovanni Casanova
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Re: So, Gio
:rockon:
Her twist tie is being sized down to her size 4.5 finger as we speak.
:rockon:
penkitten
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Re: So, Gio
hey dont i get any credit for picking out a good twist tie for him too?
hey dont i get any credit for picking out a good twist tie for him too?
Giovanni Casanova
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Re: Re: So, Gio
:rock:
We have matching twist ties now.
:rock:
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.