"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Penkitten and I Are Getting Married

Gio and Penkitten Are Getting Married!

  • Dude, that rocks.

    Votes: 31 36.9%
  • That's so effing awesome.

    Votes: 21 25.0%
  • Penkitten, you are one lucky chick.

    Votes: 26 31.0%
  • Gio, you are one lucky dude.

    Votes: 6 7.1%

  • Total voters
    84

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Is penkitten a milf? If so, I'm jealous. :woo:
 

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Penkitten and Gio

Post marriage will we ever see you guys on here?

I certainly hope so!
 

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Originally posted by Ricky
Penkitten and Gio

Post marriage will we ever see you guys on here?

I certainly hope so!
We will be here.

What will happen is like in the Power Rangers where the robots come together to make a super robot. We will be more powerful than before.
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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Originally posted by Ricky
Penkitten and Gio

Post marriage will we ever see you guys on here?

I certainly hope so!
of course we will be here....
especially if we ever have a first fight hahaha just kidding
 

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especially if we ever have a first fight hahaha just kidding
I can picture it now...........

Penkitten: Gio Sweetie, what time are we going out today?

Giovanni Casanova: I told you we are going to that place tomorow, tonight its my Michigan State and they are in the playoffs I have to watch that, you know I love them.

Penkitten: wait, you said TODAY....

Giovanni Casanaova: I did? well you are putting words into my mouth because I said sunday, but don't sweat it I forgive you.

Penkitten: Are you using C&F you learned at sosuave to try and disarm me?! you know I am not a fool, I read the DJ BIBLE!!!

Giovanni Casanaova: Good then you must have missed something important, go look it up while the game about to start.

Penkitten: Don't try to be smart with me.........

Giovanni Casanova: raises his voice "This Conversation is Over"

Penkitten: oh oh now what is this , are you "Putting your foot down" like it says so in the DJ BIBLE!!!???

Giovanni Casanova completley ignores her while maintaining his aloofness and yells at the T.V: MICHIGAN SCORES!!!!!!

Penkitten storms out of the room.

GOOD TIMES!!
 

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Penkitten says that she will be making my nacho dip while the game is on.

However, she says that when "Whose Line" is on, it will not be missed.

:yes:
 

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Penkitten says that she will be making my nacho dip while the game is on.

However, she says that when "Whose Line" is on, it will not be missed.
Then in that case, I have a present for Penkitten, I hope she will apperciate that.

http://newsfly.org/humormedia/richardsimmons1.htm

*warning to all other male members - you are about to watch a video containing a guest apperance by the most pathetic man in America, watching this will make you laugh but also make you want to vomit in disgust.
 

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wrong thread:cuss:
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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This appears to be true

Haven't been around in a ***LONG*** time. But, penkitten (known to me by a psuedonym, and also by her REAL name.... muuuwaaahhaaahaaa), did IM me and say that she is indeed getting married.

I think she needs to come down (or up, depending on how you look at it) to Indy, and I will throw her a helluva bachelorette party.

Oh, and just for those old-timers who remember me...... I no longer date any American women.

Later all.

Sir_Chancealot.
 

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Re: This appears to be true

Originally posted by Sir_Chancealot
Haven't been around in a ***LONG*** time. But, penkitten (known to me by a psuedonym, and also by her REAL name.... muuuwaaahhaaahaaa), did IM me and say that she is indeed getting married.

I think she needs to come down (or up, depending on how you look at it) to Indy, and I will throw her a helluva bachelorette party.

Oh, and just for those old-timers who remember me...... I no longer date any American women.

Later all.

Sir_Chancealot.
Hey Chance... How's that boy of yours doing? I hope all is well with you.
 

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Re: This appears to be true

Originally posted by Sir_Chancealot
Haven't been around in a ***LONG*** time. But, penkitten (known to me by a psuedonym, and also by her REAL name.... muuuwaaahhaaahaaa), did IM me and say that she is indeed getting married.

I think she needs to come down (or up, depending on how you look at it) to Indy, and I will throw her a helluva bachelorette party.

Oh, and just for those old-timers who remember me...... I no longer date any American women.

Later all.

Sir_Chancealot.

hey there sir chancealot , how the heck have you been??
and yay! for parties :)
:wave:
 
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:cheer: yay for parties

:flowers: for gio

:rockon: for all djs
 

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No bachelorette parties thrown by dudes.

:trouble:

:whistle:
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Holy Fvck

Sir Chance its great to have you back. Are you sticking around? or are you here for a driveby posting?
 

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So, Gio

Have you picked out a good twist tie for the lucky gal yet?
 

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Re: So, Gio

Originally posted by Bonhomme
Have you picked out a good twist tie for the lucky gal yet?
Her twist tie is being sized down to her size 4.5 finger as we speak.

:rockon:
 

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Re: So, Gio

Originally posted by Bonhomme
Have you picked out a good twist tie for the lucky gal yet?

hey dont i get any credit for picking out a good twist tie for him too?
 

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Re: Re: So, Gio

Originally posted by penkitten
hey dont i get any credit for picking out a good twist tie for him too?
We have matching twist ties now.

:rock:
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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