penkitten
Master Don Juan
no soup for you!
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Penkitten and I Are Getting Married
- Thread starter Giovanni Casanova
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
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Is penkitten a milf? If so, I'm jealous. :woo:
Giovanni Casanova
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We will be here.
What will happen is like in the Power Rangers where the robots come together to make a super robot. We will be more powerful than before.
Giovanni Casanova
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Big time.
:trouble:
“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”
Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.
I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.
Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules. Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.
penkitten
Master Don Juan
of course we will be here....
especially if we ever have a first fight hahaha just kidding
I can picture it now...........
Penkitten: Gio Sweetie, what time are we going out today?
Giovanni Casanova: I told you we are going to that place tomorow, tonight its my Michigan State and they are in the playoffs I have to watch that, you know I love them.
Penkitten: wait, you said TODAY....
Giovanni Casanaova: I did? well you are putting words into my mouth because I said sunday, but don't sweat it I forgive you.
Penkitten: Are you using C&F you learned at sosuave to try and disarm me?! you know I am not a fool, I read the DJ BIBLE!!!
Giovanni Casanaova: Good then you must have missed something important, go look it up while the game about to start.
Penkitten: Don't try to be smart with me.........
Giovanni Casanova: raises his voice "This Conversation is Over"
Penkitten: oh oh now what is this , are you "Putting your foot down" like it says so in the DJ BIBLE!!!???
Giovanni Casanova completley ignores her while maintaining his aloofness and yells at the T.V: MICHIGAN SCORES!!!!!!
Penkitten storms out of the room.
GOOD TIMES!!
Giovanni Casanova
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Penkitten says that she will be making my nacho dip while the game is on.
However, she says that when "Whose Line" is on, it will not be missed.
:yes:
However, she says that when "Whose Line" is on, it will not be missed.
:yes:
Then in that case, I have a present for Penkitten, I hope she will apperciate that.
http://newsfly.org/humormedia/richardsimmons1.htm
*warning to all other male members - you are about to watch a video containing a guest apperance by the most pathetic man in America, watching this will make you laugh but also make you want to vomit in disgust.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Sir_Chancealot
Master Don Juan
This appears to be true
Haven't been around in a ***LONG*** time. But, penkitten (known to me by a psuedonym, and also by her REAL name.... muuuwaaahhaaahaaa), did IM me and say that she is indeed getting married.
I think she needs to come down (or up, depending on how you look at it) to Indy, and I will throw her a helluva bachelorette party.
Oh, and just for those old-timers who remember me...... I no longer date any American women.
Later all.
Sir_Chancealot.
Haven't been around in a ***LONG*** time. But, penkitten (known to me by a psuedonym, and also by her REAL name.... muuuwaaahhaaahaaa), did IM me and say that she is indeed getting married.
I think she needs to come down (or up, depending on how you look at it) to Indy, and I will throw her a helluva bachelorette party.
Oh, and just for those old-timers who remember me...... I no longer date any American women.
Later all.
Sir_Chancealot.
penkitten
Master Don Juan
Re: This appears to be true
hey there sir chancealot , how the heck have you been??
and yay! for parties
:wave:
hey there sir chancealot , how the heck have you been??
and yay! for parties
:wave:
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penkitten
Master Don Juan
:cheer: yay for parties
:flowers: for gio
:rockon: for all djs
:flowers: for gio
:rockon: for all djs
Giovanni Casanova
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No bachelorette parties thrown by dudes.
:trouble:
:trouble:
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
comic_relief
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Holy Fvck
Sir Chance its great to have you back. Are you sticking around? or are you here for a driveby posting?
Sir Chance its great to have you back. Are you sticking around? or are you here for a driveby posting?
Bonhomme
Master Don Juan
So, Gio
Have you picked out a good twist tie for the lucky gal yet?
Have you picked out a good twist tie for the lucky gal yet?
Giovanni Casanova
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Re: So, Gio
:rockon:
Her twist tie is being sized down to her size 4.5 finger as we speak.
:rockon:
penkitten
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Re: So, Gio
hey dont i get any credit for picking out a good twist tie for him too?
hey dont i get any credit for picking out a good twist tie for him too?
Giovanni Casanova
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Re: Re: So, Gio
:rock:
We have matching twist ties now.
:rock:
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.