penkitten
Master Don Juan
but i bought the pancake maker ...comic_relief said:tell you what Pen, you can have the sandwich maker, and I will take his pancake maker.
comic_relief
“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
Penkitten and I Are Getting Married
- Thread starter Giovanni Casanova
- Start date
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
comic_relief
Master Don Juan
alright, I'll take the sandwich maker and you can take back your pancake maker.penkitten said:
comic_relief
penkitten
Master Don Juan
wait, if i took it back, i would be an indian giver ...comic_relief said:
comic_relief
Master Don Juan
I would be a thief and you an indian giver, we would go together quite well.penkitten said:
Plus we would have all of Gio's sh!t.
comic_relief
Giovanni Casanova
Master Don Juan
- Joined
- Jan 5, 2002
- Messages
- 5,550
- Reaction score
- 18
- Age
- 47
- Location
- Hiding in Penkitten's Linen Closet
HALF, motherf*cker.comic_relief said:
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Interceptor
Master Don Juan
goonie goo goo,
EDDIE I want half!
Pen, Depeche Mode are threatening to leave in about an hour...
...just letting you know.
EDDIE I want half!
Pen, Depeche Mode are threatening to leave in about an hour...
...just letting you know.
comic_relief
Master Don Juan
not if I steal your halfGiovanni Casanova said:
comic_relief
penkitten
Master Don Juan
wait, they still tour?Interceptor said: