penkitten
Master Don Juan
but i bought the pancake maker ...comic_relief said:tell you what Pen, you can have the sandwich maker, and I will take his pancake maker.
comic_relief
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Penkitten and I Are Getting Married
- Thread starter Giovanni Casanova
- Start date
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
comic_relief
Master Don Juan
alright, I'll take the sandwich maker and you can take back your pancake maker.penkitten said:
comic_relief
penkitten
Master Don Juan
wait, if i took it back, i would be an indian giver ...comic_relief said:
comic_relief
Master Don Juan
I would be a thief and you an indian giver, we would go together quite well.penkitten said:
Plus we would have all of Gio's sh!t.
comic_relief
Giovanni Casanova
Master Don Juan
- Joined
- Jan 5, 2002
- Messages
- 5,550
- Reaction score
- 18
- Age
- 47
- Location
- Hiding in Penkitten's Linen Closet
HALF, motherf*cker.comic_relief said:
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Interceptor
Master Don Juan
goonie goo goo,
EDDIE I want half!
Pen, Depeche Mode are threatening to leave in about an hour...
...just letting you know.
EDDIE I want half!
Pen, Depeche Mode are threatening to leave in about an hour...
...just letting you know.
comic_relief
Master Don Juan
not if I steal your halfGiovanni Casanova said:
comic_relief
penkitten
Master Don Juan
wait, they still tour?Interceptor said: