penkitten
Master Don Juan
but i bought the pancake maker ...comic_relief said:tell you what Pen, you can have the sandwich maker, and I will take his pancake maker.
comic_relief
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Penkitten and I Are Getting Married
- Thread starter Giovanni Casanova
- Start date
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
comic_relief
Master Don Juan
alright, I'll take the sandwich maker and you can take back your pancake maker.penkitten said:
comic_relief
penkitten
Master Don Juan
wait, if i took it back, i would be an indian giver ...comic_relief said:
comic_relief
Master Don Juan
I would be a thief and you an indian giver, we would go together quite well.penkitten said:
Plus we would have all of Gio's sh!t.
comic_relief
Giovanni Casanova
Master Don Juan
- Joined
- Jan 5, 2002
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- Hiding in Penkitten's Linen Closet
HALF, motherf*cker.comic_relief said:
“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
Interceptor
Master Don Juan
goonie goo goo,
EDDIE I want half!
Pen, Depeche Mode are threatening to leave in about an hour...
...just letting you know.
EDDIE I want half!
Pen, Depeche Mode are threatening to leave in about an hour...
...just letting you know.
comic_relief
Master Don Juan
not if I steal your halfGiovanni Casanova said:
comic_relief
penkitten
Master Don Juan
wait, they still tour?Interceptor said: